how to get girlfriend 101 (it works)

Snekky

Joined March 2018

Topic Starter

Snekky 2021-03-01T22:29:51+00:00

We all need a Girlfriend in our lives at some point or else we'll cry alone, yes?
Well don't you worry, I have the perfect guide for you to not just get an FC but get a girlfriend!!
Isn't that wonderful? You're welcome in advance.

First, find the woman of your dreams. The young maiden that'd capture your heart at some point and time. A girl that you think could help you whenever you're in trouble.
Next, you ask that girl out. You say "Hey." or a better approach. "Hey, you play any games?". Gamer girls, am I right? This shows that you're wanting your attention from them, they NEED to notice you. If they didn't respond then it's better to not engage anymore since that'd be disrespectful.
If she replies with something that's conversation-worthy, then you're pretty much good to go.
Then show her your 2-3* FC with HDNCHR.
Boom, you've acquire a GF. Good luck out there for there are plenty fish on the sea, soldier [salute]

i want anime girl please i am desperate i am so lonely please someone i need anime girl please.

wowcake

Global Moderator

1,171 posts

Joined February 2020

wowcake 2021-03-01T23:25:14+00:00

What did i just read..

OT Solventless

2 posts

Joined October 2020

OT Solventless 2021-03-01T23:26:45+00:00

Tried this on one of my students, My wife found out and she left me. Were still technically married though.

SSolvent

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,196 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2021-03-02T00:39:02+00:00

But what if I want a dude instead?

You can still call me eblf and I still prefer to be called that

Numbers

animeslayergp

392 posts

Joined June 2019

animeslayergp 2021-03-02T00:43:50+00:00

genius,why didint i think of this

pentaqola

43 posts

Joined May 2018

pentaqola 2021-03-02T00:47:33+00:00

but i cant go outside-

how am i supposed to approach girl casually

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if you found my osu acc through google:
reminder that my old posts in this site does not represent me anymore

i stopped playing osu! and changed a lot through my absence. i feel happier now being free from it :]

Sugar_owo

586 posts

Joined August 2020

Sugar_owo 2021-03-02T01:15:11+00:00

I wish people could approach me like that-

They just yell at me, I don't know why though..

rather sleep then stay awake :>

Asphiee

1,418 posts

Joined January 2020

Asphiee 2021-03-02T02:31:43+00:00

what about us guys with fear of commitment and intimacy lol

Cerno

165 posts

Joined November 2019

Cerno 2021-03-02T04:56:35+00:00

SnekkySnekk wrote:
We all need a Girlfriend in our lives at some point or else we'll cry alone, yes?

Tbh I will never get a gf, I’m too lazy and busy to care about stuff like that. I just wanna live my own life alone without anyone interfering

warframe addict, playstation achievement whore

fuck osu

Winnyace

431 posts

Joined June 2016

Winnyace 2021-03-02T04:59:31+00:00

I can guarantee these steps don't work

My personal blog

z0z

497 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2021-03-02T05:02:17+00:00

i would rather have a close friend or 2 that understands me best over getting a girlfriend

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ColdTooth

1,100 posts

Joined June 2012

ColdTooth 2021-03-02T05:09:53+00:00

Man I didn't think it was possible to turn me even gayer.

Congrats.

Hello. (◕‿◕✿)

pentaqola

43 posts

Joined May 2018

pentaqola 2021-03-02T05:29:35+00:00

LMAO GOT MOVED TO OT

if you found my osu acc through google:
reminder that my old posts in this site does not represent me anymore

i stopped playing osu! and changed a lot through my absence. i feel happier now being free from it :]

ninore

461 posts

Joined January 2020

ninore 2021-03-02T05:35:21+00:00

nah, this is fake, here is how to get a girlfriend 101 (real)

- Walk up to a real woman. This is the hardest step, as real women who are close to the greatness of 2d women are hard to find.

- Start talking with her. Use small talk to make her know you more. You can cover whatever you like. Tell her about the amazing features of nedd83 or something, or tell her about how nedd83 is a hot and sexy chad. It's up to you.

- Now, you've gained a girl's trust, but not her heart (yet). This is the final step, where you activate your inner Monke (a.k.a. anime fan) and just walk away from her and keep on worshipping 2d girls like you always do.
That girl was extremely uncomfortable while talking to you, weirdo.

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WitherMite

1,548 posts

Joined August 2019

WitherMite 2021-03-02T05:52:48+00:00

nono, this is REALLY how you get a girlfriend:

Step 1

don't.

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Why am I still here? Idk tbh

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2021-03-02T06:21:48+00:00

Why even get a girlfriend when you can ask questions to your OT Presidential candidates?

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

Lapizote

111 posts

Joined January 2016

Lapizote 2021-03-02T06:24:04+00:00

hmmm, maybe I can ask the candidates as to how I could get a girlfriend.

Q: "Last book that made you cry"
A: "University Physics with Modern Physics 15th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger A. Freedman"

Meguro

557 posts

Joined June 2017

Meguro 2021-03-02T11:08:32+00:00

You liar where is my gf?

(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+ Mashiro Arisaka best girl!