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Your prediction of osu! April Fools

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Birdy
ALRIGHT, LET'S GO!

I will be too lazy to compile and categorize or do anything at all, so just post here and be a cool kid.
hinamizawan
invisible hitcircles
SapphireGhost
peppy will override a popular community opinion
Wojjan
osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A SUPPORTER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be downloading beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month

not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious
lolcubes

Static Noise Bird wrote:

I will be too lazy to compile and categorize or do anything at all
Me too.
silmarilen

Wojjan wrote:

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A SUPPORTER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be downloading beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month

not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious
this would be the best
DaddyCoolVipper
Nothing funny will happen

In fact, the joke will take place entirely in the "Not funny or interesting" thread
Bweh
Your healthbar becomes your cursor

Also, relevant:
edit: wrong pic
Yarissa
You can pay for pp!
Kitsunemimi
I'll just go with what I've always had in mind...

Everyone will have chat op powers in IRC.
Foxtrot

Kitsunemimi wrote:

I'll just go with what I've always had in mind...

Everyone will have chat op powers in IRC.
no

this is not funny

this is highly dangerous
silmarilen
random 2 year silences all over the place
but theyll be gone on april 2 anyway
BrokenArrow
peppy will shut down everything
Triskelion91
I remember when I first joined 2 years ago. Everything was nightcore'd and almost made me quit the game after 1 hour of playing.

Until I found out it was a joke. ;_;
EOHK-Fluttershy
All modes will be switched around (Taiko = osu! , osu! = ctb)
Tanzklaue

silmarilen wrote:

random 2 year silences all over the place
but theyll be gone on april 2 anyway
or will they?

*dramatic chipmunk*
Jinxy
Dubstep mod
Kunieda
Let peppy make this osu! in to !uso
That should be upside down
Aoriki
The forums will be on flashlight and something pops out....
Foxtrot

Kunieda wrote:

Let peppy make this osu! in to !uso
That should be upside down
Osu!
maal
i bet none of what the staff says (BAT, etc.) will be true, since they probably, like last year, already knows what it is

i think though, that he'll make this game like touhou
Vish024

LaVolpe024 wrote:

The staff will give troublemakers op status for April Fool's.
Bweh
#japanese becomes the new #osu
dNextGen
all things both in-game and website will turn into something Ohio State University related
Bweh

dNextGen wrote:

all things both in-game and website will turn into something Ohio State University related
This
Hika

JInxyjem wrote:

Dubstep mod
oh shit
Oinari-sama
"Congratulations! You've won 1000 free pp! Click this link to get it!"

*Opens up the donation page*
Bweh
open osu, says it needs to download an update and that an easter egg is available--finding it nets you a new achievement

updates

open osu again

get bombarded by ads

play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play

breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"

miss last note anyway

Proceed to rant on chat

Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense

get silenced

Proceed to rant on forums

friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child

trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand

closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban

discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban

talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban

All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all admins have been conveniently run over by trucks

osu is lost forever
Miracle Lotus
All the scores shall be reset and your emperor shall remain #1 for the entire day eternity.
Naikaze

Wojjan wrote:

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A SUPPORTER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be downloading beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month

not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious
This.
OzzyOzrock
uh umm uhhh peppy... willl.... CALL THE POLICE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
Kunieda

Brian OA wrote:

open osu, says it needs to download an update and that an easter egg is available--finding it nets you a new achievement

updates

open osu again

get bombarded by ads

play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play

breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"

miss last note anyway

Proceed to rant on chat

Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense

get silenced

Proceed to rant on forums

friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child

trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand

closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban

discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban

talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban

All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all admins have been conveniently run over by trucks

osu is lost forever
I laughed… and die
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cheesiest

Brian OA wrote:

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"

don't need april fools 4 that
Topic Starter
Birdy

Brian OA wrote:

Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense
I was actually thinking this exact same thing
Amagnator
Everyone gets banned.
Cyclohexane
elo system implemented ; only a few maps free to play every week ; possibility to play multi against bots ; pp become currency to buy more maps/skins ; game becomes region-locked with 5 different servers ; no avatar selection, only "player icon" is selected from a bunch of images in a gallery ; Sync, SapphireGhost, JAKACHAN, MMzz and Silynn create a team called TSM
Kazuo
world will end
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