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ORPHANED OSU! HAREM CONQUEST [MARA WON, GO HOME]

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she_old

Miracle Lotus wrote:

Miracle Lotus appeared, a messianic leader with clearly superhuman abilities.
I can confirm, never forget. ;_;7
UnderminE
i only know maran haaremi
Cyclohexane
Please refrain from partaking in activities such as recording footage and providing narration on games including but not limited to I Wanna Be The Guy.
Apex_old

Ephemeral wrote:

trying too hard will result in excessive bleeding.
Fabi
DaddyCoolVipper
It's not acceptable to try and make yourself into a le epic meme, is it?
Apex_old

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

It's not acceptable to try and make yourself into a le epic meme, is it?
Especially when Dio is ready to break your neck and yell sh-tloads of "muda".
Wojjan
I'd join but I have to be emancipated :(
0rangeSoda
pls be gentle

Faust
Rance is not impressed.
Wojjan
Faust is not waifu material, after all.
Faust
Ba dum tsh.
Topic Starter
Miracle Lotus
I shall accept anyone in my radiance.
Backfire
I like how someone put effort to provude semi-humorous OC and everyone is complaining/shitposting.
Topic Starter
Miracle Lotus
You shall regret to ever leave behind the growing harem empire.
Wojjan
Scrub-a-dub-dub, the thread's back up! Try to behave.
Topic Starter
Miracle Lotus
During the righteous pacification of the heretical insurgence on the recruitment thread, Wojjan bravely confronted the stubborn shitposts of the heretical shitposters.

For an entire day, Miracle Lotus and his men held against wave after wave of shitposts by the hateful rebels.

Well versed, Wojjan guided the future of the thread surely and strongly, bringing the vengeance of the emperor in volleys of controlled, effective cleaning.
Aqo
first post-lock

dunno man

I think you still need some bunnygirls first
she_old
Screw bunnygirls, a swimming pool is all you need
Wojjan

she wrote:

Screw bunnygirls, a swimming pool is all you need
Dumie
umm......harem..? =3
Kirino Kousaka

Apex wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

trying too hard will result in excessive bleeding.
Bweh
The sad part is

He could probably pull this off
Kotaro
=w=
Jazz

Brian OA wrote:

The sad part is

He could probably pull this off
i found myself agreeing with this
Uchiha_sorayuki
lol good luck for your ridiculous awesome conquest
Foxtrot
oh hey look a thre--

goodbye
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Miracle Lotus
"I have seen with mine own eyes many long and terrible plays. I have met brave men and good men whose replays have weighed heavily upon my soul. On osu! I was witness to the Conquests of White Wolf and the burning ruins of the old score ranking haunt me still.

On Four Dimensions I watched as Cookiezi's own skill rise from dark ruin after so many years of unholy plays. Even then I was not glad, for too many had fallen who were needed elsewhere. Too many lives wasted whilst our score whoring enemies grew ever more powerful.

Yet in all my many years I have never seen a sight as terrible as the new performance points system. That horde of pp hoarders came on as a sea of unskilful plays that stretched from horizon to horizon without end.

Over it hung a stink of heresy, a black cloud of evil which tainted osu! with its obscenity. I cannot think of it still without terror, and must endure a moment's panic to write even these few words.

Even so, the harem did not flinch but stood their ground with a determination.

And that was when I witnessed for the first and only time the strange secret of that harem, seeing then what few men have seen, the thing beyond human comprehension, the great daemon that is Miracle Lotus"
Bweh
How long do you last in bed buddy
DaddyCoolVipper
Bweh
Lol'd hard
she_old
He's making up for it with his harem
Stickie
Where do I sign??
Topic Starter
Miracle Lotus
"Do I need a hero?" you may be pondering.
"I'm a hero"
So said your almighty emperor.
Kanye West
I can be ur hero bby~~~
Cyclohexane
Seeing this thread now that Mara is here kinda makes me smile.

There are no harems except Mara's.
Wojjan
they should fight.
Blue Stig

Wojjan wrote:

they should fight.
It would be very short.
I think Mara has some Catachan Jungle Fighter in him.
It's the only explanation.
Mara


Don't mind me, just being a hero.

You don't have a harem - you are in MARAN HAAREMI now. Don't even try to deny it. You know it's true.
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Miracle Lotus
"Fight me, 1v1"
Replied the almighty harem king.
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