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thelewa
Everyday lives of highschool osu! players
Cookiezi has no life,
and neither do I.
What a sad existence.
thelewa
THOU HAST BEEN STRUCK DOWN INTO THE SWAMPS BY THE MIGHT OF MY BEAUTIFUL NOT-POEM
Kanye West

thelewa wrote:

Everyday lives of highschool osu! players

Cookiezi has no life,
and neither do I.
What a sad existence.
Topic Starter
jesse1412

thelewa wrote:

THOU HAST BEEN STRUCK DOWN INTO THE SWAMPS BY THE MIGHT OF MY BEAUTIFUL NOT-POEM
I offer thee my sister's hand.
My sister she does not exist.
Her hand in marriage? She must be pissed.
Where is my sister going?
Sister come back, no! NO! WATER FLOWING.
Kanye West
i thought the bible said jesus was a plumber or some shit

not a poet for sure
thelewa
Nobody likes me waah waah
The iceburn is cold.
Am I really so old
that every girl I like,
kill themselves on a pike?
Macacito
are black people jokes legal here?
Cropzy
SPOILER
REMOVEDFAGERTSDFDSS
Topic Starter
jesse1412
No humour here.
There is nothing funny here,
No jokes, no smiles. Just twats.
Alone, you should die from beer;
In your lonely, shitty, dirty flat.
thelewa
Truth about Cropzy
I sense plagiarism,
he might have autism.
You didn't write that
and I won't raise my hat
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Clean this mess
TAKE YOUR HAND, FORM A FIST.
PLACE IT BETWEEN HIS CROTCH!
WOJJAN COME AND BRING A TWIST!
BAN THAT FUCKING NAZI BIOTCH
thelewa
The First Line Might Be False
Tom was always fake
his name is pancake
he likes coding
and anal probing
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Double
Earlier Lewa had posted
A double post at which I toasted.
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Post
But I believe it should be noted.
A double post, it's not emotive.
thelewa
A poem 8 lines of length
This is a poem
and it doesn't rhyme.
Except for now.
You may ask: "How?"
I have no idea,
this poem is lost like me in Ikea.
But I do know this
I like tits
Cropzy
my last post was an old copypasta.

Cropzy confirmed for being perfectly healthy and non autistic.

I just have a really silly sense of humour. The internet has ruined me.....

ಥ_ಥ
Topic Starter
jesse1412
The mists of jelly sea
I am very jelly.
I stand here alone
I wish I was in Delhi
I could play my saxaphuck u kanye

I'd get lots of money
but I'm not in a hurry
I've got lewa, he's funny.
I'm jealous of his 8 line poem how the fuck did he do that, I like curry.
Kanye West
you spelled saxophone wrong you nigger
thelewa
Crozpy is Cropzy With the z in the wrong place
Cropzy reminds me
of how I made my avatar
crop it and it's made
now I wish I had a car
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Kanye's poem
Faggot please kill me
kill me please you must
no one likes what I will be
lest I live, I feel no trust.
Cropzy

thelewa wrote:

Crozpy is Cropzy With the z in the wrong place
Cropzy reminds me
of how I made my avatar
crop it and it's made
now I wish I had a car
<3 you too bby
thelewa
The Nigger Poem
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger

edit: I made it better
Aeidxst
Such romance!
Foxtrot
Good thing nigger rhymes with nigger!
Pegram
I'm not a poet though
I don't get what's going on
but here I am anyway
Cropzy, I'm disappointed in you son
but if you leave, it might be okay

pls
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Eastern Europe
in east Urop we can not school
costs money
we steal our schools
Please send £5 a month, save Russians, save lives.

mi fater used to beat mi.
i did not run
now he is dead
send money you shitty west scum.
zertap
An order
I was ordered
To post a poem here
And so did I do
Cropzy

jesus1412 wrote:

Eastern Europe
in east Urop we can not school
costs money
we steal our schools
Please send £5 a month, save Russians, save lives.

mi fater used to beat mi.
i did not run
now he is dead
send money you shitty west scum.
U WOT M8 ILL BANG U OWT INIT BLUD?

DIK ED
thelewa
JoJo's Bizarre Hard Farming
ShadowSoul wanted to be the first
nothing could quench his thirst.
Sold his soul to the shadow
to reach this scenario.

He became the best
and panic, did the rest.
But the contract ended
and he was bested.
Cropzy
SPOILER
my name is cropzy
does everybody hate me?
cropzy will never know
Michi


~
Aeidxst

ReZero wrote:

I'm not a poet though
I don't get what's going on
but here I am anyway
Cropzy, I'm disappointed in you son
but if you leave, it might be okay

pls
It's your turn Cropzy.

Tom94
Top of the ladder --
and when did you get here,
ShadowSoul?
Depator
SPOILER
Once upon a time
There was a guy
He played a lot
Couldn't stop
Before he was on the top

Tried my best.
Dedicated to thelewa<3
Cropzy

ReZero wrote:

I'm not a poet though
I don't get what's going on
but here I am anyway
Cropzy, I'm disappointed in you son
but if you leave, it might be okay

pls
okay
SPOILER
Rezero you aint' cool
Your just a silly baka fool,
Nigga dis' rhyme aint a crime,
So dont waste my fucking time!
ethox
A story about a female of our species called Weather.

SPOILER
once when I was on a boat
I saw a mystic pearl
on the ocean, just float
she was a pretty girl
until shipwreck
when weather you deceived me
damned to heck
Pegram

Cropzy wrote:

ReZero wrote:

I'm not a poet though
I don't get what's going on
but here I am anyway
Cropzy, I'm disappointed in you son
but if you leave, it might be okay

pls
okay
SPOILER
Rezero you aint' cool
Your just a silly baka fool,
Nigga dis' rhyme aint a crime,
So dont waste my fucking time!
well guess what
SPOILER
hey cropzy

go f yourself
Bweh
ReZero got owned son
Hohshit I better run

/me runs

gg no re
Cropzy

ReZero wrote:

well guess what
SPOILER
hey cropzy

go f yourself

I R SOWI PLZ BE FWEND
Pegram
You dare mock my high-class poetry

I shall never 4give you
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