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You know you're an otaku when...

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jeanpotsxd
You know you're an otaku when...
  1. You use Japanese phrases and terms in your daily life.
  2. Your wallpaper or ringtone is from an anime/manga.
  3. You have a manga/anime character as your crush, boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife.
  4. You imitate a manga/anime character, you even own some of their things.
  5. You cried because of deaths and tragic lives of manga/anime characters.
  6. You know about manga/anime characters more than people around you.
  7. You crave for food you see in manga/anime. *cough* Pocky *cough* Ramen *cough*
That's all I can think of right now. Feel free to add your ideas (:
H_Hitachiin
.You come to the Otaku Culture Forums everyday
.90% of your osu! beatmaps are Japanese.
mathexpert
- you fap regularly to 2-dimensional girls
- you understand the jokes in parody animes like lucky star or seitokai no ichizon
Irisu_old
-you pay $95 for one figurine to be shipped when American figures only cost $15
- you attend every single anime convention near you
-you cosplay an anime character for Halloween
Aoriki
- you see something similar that happen in a scene and point out "OMG THAT HAPPEN IN [Insert w.e you think its from] SERIES!"
- Your wallpapers are usually from Anime series/Game series
- 80% of your music is Anime
pielak213
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Keichirou
- Using anime character picture as your avatar
Apex_old
You are extremely cynical and writes sublime novel-mangas that criticizes the real-life and you get a literature prize for it.

You hate boobs, dyed hair, moeshit, and intentional naked-ness because they are way too fake, the ones who have them are all dangerous, corrupted, and evil succubuses. They only want your attention and money.
reigi_old
- when your Hard Disk is full because of anime.
DaddyCoolVipper
I'm pretty sure that otaku don't love Japan at all. After all, that's where they live.
Jarby
When even your family is ashamed of your existence in Japanese society.
GeeNX
When your teacher let you bring your mp3 on P.E classes while you run and you listen just to openings/endings
Suzu_old_1
-When you come home and start to download new episodes of your favorite anime.
-When you say "jan...ken..pon" instead of "stone paper scissors"
cokeshawty
-When you're cycling, and you start slowing down so you're riding down the hill the when the beat of your music (OST) drops.
South
6 of those bullet points apply to me
_Azusa_
- When you start acting like their favorite character.
- When you insult someone of "baka!" instead of "stupid!"
- When you cellphone music playlist are fulfilled of anime op's/ed's/insert/character cd songs.
- When you realize that you've seen more than 100 animes.
- When you cried with deaths and tragic moments on manga/anime.
- When you realize you know a lot about anime/manga more than your friends.
- When you see that most of the songs that you mapped are all op / ed / insert songs from anime.
Lance
When you don't post in threads saying you're an otaku
H_Hitachiin

GeeNX wrote:

When your teacher let you bring your mp3 on P.E classes while you run and you listen just to openings/endings
That.
XSCX
All of those comments apply to me :D
H_Hitachiin

XSCX wrote:

All of those comments apply to me :D
In which way?
UnderminE
When you don't have an actual life.
When you start fucking your life.
When you start being too obsessed about not-living things all the time.
When you psychologically forget that you are a living creature.
When you go outside just for anime/manga/Japanese-related stuff like buying something or going to a con.

And all. Other else are just "liking anime/manga/Japanese culture" not being otaku. I can not understand what is good about being an otaku. A person who goes to school, talks with friends, falls in love with a real girl/boy, does other things except Japanese-related stuff and still calls himself/herself as an otaku. That is not what otaku means.

WHY AM I BEING SERIOUS IN A THREAD LIKE THIS

Jarby wrote:

When even your family is ashamed of your existence in Japanese society.
Also well said.
Kluddio

UnderminE wrote:

When you don't have an actual life.
When you start fucking your life.
When you start being too obsessed about not-living things all the time.
When you psychologically forget that you are a living creature.
When you go outside just for anime/manga/Japanese-related stuff like buying something or going to a con.

And all. Other else are just "liking anime/manga/Japanese culture" not being otaku. I can not understand what is good about being an otaku. A person who goes to school, talks with friends, falls in love with a real girl/boy, does other things except Japanese-related stuff and still calls himself/herself as an otaku. That is not what otaku means.

WHY AM I BEING SERIOUS IN A THREAD LIKE THIS

Jarby wrote:

When even your family is ashamed of your existence in Japanese society.
Also well said.
this is truly brilliant....

Also a nippofil or japanofil is when you love everything about japan and it's ways.
So don't take otaku for granted just because you love japan :)
GeeNX
When you wish to be an anime character because you're sure you fit better in that world
Toki Hakurei
Vext_old
When you have a gun rack on you gun rack!.... Wait, no, that's something else.
OSUfan222
You know your an Otaku when:

You completely fallen in love with the anime girls and just want to jump into the show and marry them.


isirys

OSUfan222 wrote:

You know your an Otaku when:

You completely fallen in love with the anime girls and just want to jump into the show and marry them.


this.
Nitori
When you start having conversations with anime characters in your head.
Foxtrot

Nitori wrote:

When you start having conversations with anime characters in your head.
wow that's sad
Kanye West
this whole thread is kinda sad
bmin11
whenever I think "I'm not an otaku"
isirys

Nitori wrote:

When you start having conversations with anime characters in your head.
One thing is being an otaku, and other is have a sick brain.
Stefan
When you start calling your Teacher with -sensei at the End. hurr
Yarissa
When you'd rather be at home on the computer than at the beach in Vietnam :<
Himenikko
when the only songs that you know are from openings/endings/OSTs of an anime/games.
Kluddio
The moment when you go from closet otaku to otaku and just starts to talk about anime to everyone without giving a square about what they think.

Truly outrages.. Truly.
Yarissa
Don't worry, that stage rolls over eventually. You'll want to start talking about more constructive things in time (hopefully). I did.
creampuff

bmin11 wrote:

whenever I think "I'm not an otaku"
mathexpert
When you spend way too much money on overpriced figures and merch

my poor wallet ;_ ;
Toki Hakurei
-When you start noticing comparisons between the anime and source material.
Kluddio

Kaoru wrote:

Don't worry, that stage rolls over eventually. You'll want to start talking about more constructive things in time (hopefully). I did.
Already past that stage along time ago xD
have been watching anime sense i was tiny as fuck ^^
Yarissa
Glad to know you're not worried about being socially constructive then!
420Guy
-When you are watching more anime then normal series or movies.
Kluddio

Kaoru wrote:

Glad to know you're not worried about being socially constructive then!
Better that way :)

Also when you say Socially
Otaku ment pretty much - "Socially desturbed , having problems with daily life things" before then some young people started to use is in highschool and it got related to anime ^^

If im wrong Correct me don't spam the shizzle out of me for telling a lie this is taken from my head and my head is a false infomation station sometimes but i think this the Right stuff ^^
Shirotaku
- when you spend your time more in the computer or whatever platform to watch anime
- when you go mad at a moe character or epic scene

special case for me, when I finished 10 series in 1 week with the average around 20 episode a day holidays only
MiawKatze
When you need to change computers, and specially move all of your anime and visual novels to another portable hard disk so that they'll always be with you.
she_old
you marry an anime character and put it in your avatar/signature/userpage.

Sounds like a forum game btw.
Kluddio

MiawKatze wrote:

When you need to change computers, and specially move all of your anime and visual novels to another portable hard disk so that they'll always be with you.
haha almost true i store my anime/novels/Manga in a portable hard driver 24/7 so i can always take it with me if im going anywhere or the computer crash ^^
Also almost filled up the 2 tb NEED MORE 1080p!
Xylem Beer

mathexpert9981 wrote:

you fap regularly to 2-dimensional girls

UnderminE wrote:

When you don't have an actual life.
And when you hear an anime character speak, you immediately recognize who's the seiyuu behind that voice.

And when you're infront of the computer 20 hours a day.
Kluddio

Xylem Beer wrote:

mathexpert9981 wrote:

you fap regularly to 2-dimensional girls

UnderminE wrote:

When you don't have an actual life.
And when you hear an anime character speak, you immediately recognize who's the seiyuu behind that voice.

And when you're infront of the computer 20 hours a day.
So im not the only one with these kind of problems....
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