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yoyyOyOO!! boo WhATchu UhP TAA TOnIgHttt hitt ME UhP Ynnnnn Daaa Hood, SWAGGGGG Yolo 42000Dulcet wrote:
Or just do what TBTE does every time a girl posts a picture of herself in the IRL thread, because that works every single time.Brian OA wrote:
If you're so desperate for a gf why don't you head to #osu and spam compliments followed by a ":3" to the first girl you find in there?
#420gucciyoloswagKanye West wrote:
yoyyOyOO!! boo WhATchu UhP TAA TOnIgHttt hitt ME UhP Ynnnnn Daaa Hood, SWAGGGGG Yolo 42000
bitch plz you can't evenKanye West wrote:
yoyyOyOO!! boo WhATchu UhP TAA TOnIgHttt hitt ME UhP Ynnnnn Daaa Hood, SWAGGGGG Yolo 42000
fuck i can't do it.
I just can't make myself so fucking retarded for so long.
rip.
I laughed my ass off trying to read that out loud.Kanye West wrote:
yoyyOyOO!! boo WhATchu UhP TAA TOnIgHttt hitt ME UhP Ynnnnn Daaa Hood, SWAGGGGG Yolo 42000
It sucks when you're inconsistent with yourself, eventually giving into your primal urges and shitposting
Wanting a girlfriend at 14 isn't a confession, it's hormones...
Anyways, I guess I'll give two.
1) My dad bought me a 12 pack of cheap razors awhile ago. Every time I use them, they leave my skin feeling like it's in massive pain, specifically stinging and burning. It gets really severe, but I 'ignore' it and never mention because: a) All pain is temporary, it's no use worrying about something so small. b) They work better than any razor I've had before (which is a LOT).
2) When I was about, say, 12 or so, we got a laptop from my dad's friend who works with computers. I pretty much used it more than anyone else really. Anyways, I usually used it under my bed because it was cool (temperature wise) and peaceful under there. I mostly just watched movies on this one site my dad found, but on one specific day, I got curious from discussions from school (despite having been the summer at the time), and actually went ahead and looked up porn. It was a bit of a risk I'd say, being in the middle of the day, but I don't remember ever worrying about it. Anyways, I actually managed to get somewhere, when suddenly, my mom gets to my doorway, obviously suspicious (You actually CAN'T see what I'm doing from under my bed, due to the positioning and bed skirt). She tells me to hand over the laptop, so I X'ed everything out and turned it off beforehand, but still panicked and wouldn't give it up. My mom knew something was obviously up, so she called my dad and told him that after work he needs to check the laptop, obviously through its history. However, when he looked, he could find nothing related to it. Why? I was using Safe Mode. He asked me if it was a bad pop up that worried me, and I just went with that. I know they never figured it out, because a few months ago, my mom actually asked me if I was looking at info or whatever about transgender stuff and did not want to get caught with it.
EDIT:: I should mention that this was the first and last time I ever actually looked at porn, honestly.
Anyways, I guess I'll give two.
1) My dad bought me a 12 pack of cheap razors awhile ago. Every time I use them, they leave my skin feeling like it's in massive pain, specifically stinging and burning. It gets really severe, but I 'ignore' it and never mention because: a) All pain is temporary, it's no use worrying about something so small. b) They work better than any razor I've had before (which is a LOT).
2) When I was about, say, 12 or so, we got a laptop from my dad's friend who works with computers. I pretty much used it more than anyone else really. Anyways, I usually used it under my bed because it was cool (temperature wise) and peaceful under there. I mostly just watched movies on this one site my dad found, but on one specific day, I got curious from discussions from school (despite having been the summer at the time), and actually went ahead and looked up porn. It was a bit of a risk I'd say, being in the middle of the day, but I don't remember ever worrying about it. Anyways, I actually managed to get somewhere, when suddenly, my mom gets to my doorway, obviously suspicious (You actually CAN'T see what I'm doing from under my bed, due to the positioning and bed skirt). She tells me to hand over the laptop, so I X'ed everything out and turned it off beforehand, but still panicked and wouldn't give it up. My mom knew something was obviously up, so she called my dad and told him that after work he needs to check the laptop, obviously through its history. However, when he looked, he could find nothing related to it. Why? I was using Safe Mode. He asked me if it was a bad pop up that worried me, and I just went with that. I know they never figured it out, because a few months ago, my mom actually asked me if I was looking at info or whatever about transgender stuff and did not want to get caught with it.
EDIT:: I should mention that this was the first and last time I ever actually looked at porn, honestly.
14 and wanting a gf? pls.
I had to wait until I was 17 to have my first not forced kiss
(because assholes I've known through my life loved to kiss my when I was distracted.)
Plus I had to wait MORE THAN 1 YEAR to actually meet my boyfriend and then kiss him
ps.: I'm still 17
gfs/bfs are overrated
I had to wait until I was 17 to have my first not forced kiss
(because assholes I've known through my life loved to kiss my when I was distracted.)
Plus I had to wait MORE THAN 1 YEAR to actually meet my boyfriend and then kiss him
ps.: I'm still 17
gfs/bfs are overrated
so true.[Luanny] wrote:
gfs/bfs are overrated
fwb is better.
amen to that brothaKanye West wrote:
fwb is better.
Shohei Ohtani
Girl I think you've got your acronyms mixed upDulcet wrote:
Or just do what TBTE does every time a girl posts a picture of herself in the IRL thread, because that works every single time.Brian OA wrote:
If you're so desperate for a gf why don't you head to #osu and spam compliments followed by a ":3" to the first girl you find in there?
what you're describing is SNB, not TBTE
My fetish for legs and feet--even other innocuous body parts--is getting out of hand. Help please.
Control your desiresD33d wrote:
My fetish for legs and feet--even other innocuous body parts--is getting out of hand. Help please.
Princess wrote:
Control your desiresD33d wrote:
My fetish for legs and feet--even other innocuous body parts--is getting out of hand. Help please.
Shohei Ohtani
Get the legs thread wastelanded
If you can do this you are master of your domain
If you can do this you are master of your domain
So many of my distant relatives are rich. My parent's cousins. I remember when I went to Asia (not saying where specifically) I got to stay in a mansion with my own room for 2 days, and several maids that would clean up and cook amazing meals. This was back when I was 12, so I didn't really realize that that was supposed to be the one event in my life that motivated me to be at least semi successful. My family is sort of disconnected, so I didn't really ever see them or talk to them again, it was just because we needed a place to stay before flying somewhere else.
i really didn't make much of this until i read tsukihime a couple years ago. i dunno, those rich settings just give me the biggest feels ever since.
i dream about living like this but i'm a lazy pile of bones that can't even get up and learn a language easily
i really didn't make much of this until i read tsukihime a couple years ago. i dunno, those rich settings just give me the biggest feels ever since.
i dream about living like this but i'm a lazy pile of bones that can't even get up and learn a language easily
Alright so things have been going well for me recently.
I've been getting a few commissions here and then and I've finally reached about half my goal to $300.
But I haven't gotten anything new for the last week.
I'm just impatient. But it would be nice to reach my goal early.
So, any of you guys interested in commission art from me?
CDFA already did and I love him for that <3
Thanks again bby
I've been getting a few commissions here and then and I've finally reached about half my goal to $300.
But I haven't gotten anything new for the last week.
I'm just impatient. But it would be nice to reach my goal early.
So, any of you guys interested in commission art from me?
CDFA already did and I love him for that <3
Thanks again bby
Mister I think you've got your acronyms mixed upMr Color wrote:
Girl I think you've got your acronyms mixed upDulcet wrote:
Or just do what TBTE does every time a girl posts a picture of herself in the IRL thread, because that works every single time.
what you're describing is SNB, not TBTE
what you're describing is, uh, I can't think about anyone, but definitely not SNB
E: I have an obsession to prove someone wrong after they've said something wrong about me. So yeah, that's a (lame) confession and this is the wrongproving: the latest 10 I've complimented (girls in bold):
- maal
- Loctav
- Felice (only so I could twist CDFA's words, though; even then nobody got it so yeah nevermind)
- Katze
- lewa (not sure if boldworthy)
- GeGGuli (kind of)
- Ayu
- salted_nuts (kind of)
- Kiay
- Lily-Kun
TL;DR: Color, you are wrong.
Shohei Ohtani
I haven't seen your pics lately. Post more butt pics for insta-compliments.
But I don't check that ever, only legs thread and the main thread ;A;
Every other Christmas, my grand parents on my mother's side buy me and my brothers a special, expensive gift. Last Christmas I told them we wanted a Wii U PURPOSELY knowing I'd be the only one out of the three of us wanting one. I ended up actually getting it, and both of my brothers complained non-stop about it, saying how they "didn't want it" and stuff. For once I was overjoyed. Parents care? Nope, they wanted to SELL IT for something the three of us could agree on, but they know well enough I hate everything my brothers like basically. Had to give up the $50 I got in my card from them to keep my Wii U. It was definitely worth it, since it's the only thing I use for internet most times. That, and SEGA's recent companionship with Nintendo, considering I am a pretty huge Sonic fan, If I may say so myself.
I have a tendency of getting pissed off for no apparent reason.
Da7shadow wrote:
I have a tendency of getting pissed off for no apparent reason.
Da7shadow wrote:
I have a tendency of getting pissed off for no apparent reason.
I don't because I'm reasonable and rational and think things through.Da7shadow wrote:
I have a tendency of getting pissed off for no apparent reason.
I don't either because I'm the chillest person ever for no apparent reason.Quaraezha wrote:
I don't because I'm reasonable and rational and think things through.Da7shadow wrote:
I have a tendency of getting pissed off for no apparent reason.
I don't because I'm enraged by default, so I can't really get much more pissed off than in my default stance
Pissed off? Yeah
Losing my shit and flipping tables? Eh, sometimes.
To be honest, I try to hide my anger by appearing emotionless. That didn't go well. Last year, I found out quite a few people at my school were afraid of me because of it.
Losing my shit and flipping tables? Eh, sometimes.
To be honest, I try to hide my anger by appearing emotionless. That didn't go well. Last year, I found out quite a few people at my school were afraid of me because of it.
Just saw an attention whore facebook guy posting a pic writing "Faking a smile and going on" with its obvious 1k likes and I realized how much I hate people like that... Now WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with your life? Your family situation is ok, your grades are good, you don't have any health related problem, you look handsome to most females. What's the problem, your 738373749th gf left you?
Seriously, fuck the way society works... Why can't people like this just die
Seriously, fuck the way society works... Why can't people like this just die
People like that need to dieJordan wrote:
Just saw an attention whore facebook guy posting a pic writing "Faking a smile and going on" with its obvious 1k likes and I realized how much I hate people like that... Now WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with your life? Your family situation is ok, your grades are good, you don't have any health related problem, you look handsome to most females. What's the problem, your 738373749th gf left you?
Seriously, fuck the way society works... Why can't people like this just die
I had an irl friend who did something kinda similar. She was depressed because her asshole bf left her, so she cut herself and posted pics of it on facebook and she talked about how much her life "sucks". Aside from him leaving her, her life is beyond perfect. I prolly shouldn't have gotten upset at her but I did.
My ex just posted a thing like that yesterday. Not sure if laughed or cried inside, but I remember facepalming so hard I nearly broke my nose. Not exaggerating. It was about how she'll be forever single and nobody wants her, with the 301+ thirsty douchebags writing like "omg what do you mean babe I'd take you any day ;) <3". I don't even anymore (I "liked" that status just a few hours ago. Waiting for a rant PM from her uehueahuehu).
About my best friend's ex, don't even get me started. She's one of the only people ever, who have managed to get me legitimately mad. I'm still the chillest person ever, reminder.
About my best friend's ex, don't even get me started. She's one of the only people ever, who have managed to get me legitimately mad. I'm still the chillest person ever, reminder.
now i'm curious :vStatic Noise Bird wrote:
About my best friend's ex, don't even get me started. She's one of the only people ever, who have managed to get me legitimately mad. I'm still the chillest person ever, reminder.
feel free to besalted_nuts wrote:
now i'm curious :vStatic Noise Bird wrote:
About my best friend's ex, don't even get me started. She's one of the only people ever, who have managed to get me legitimately mad. I'm still the chillest person ever, reminder.