It's incredibly vain and impolite of you to assume we've just been waiting here until you come back. The only thing you did was write weird and unfitting poetry whenever you got dumped.
You'll grow bored of Macaroni making threads for the sole purpose of you editing them and him going "OMG it's outrageous I never expected this to happen!"
But for now, coffee.
awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.