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How to get a girlfriend/ boyfriend

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Topic Starter
tepache mapache
Step one
  1. Don't follow the advice of some random loser on OT
Step two
  1. why are you reading this? I told you not to listen to me
Step three
  1. delete osu
Step four
  1. re-install osu
Step five
  1. real people will prevent you from reaching your true osu potential anyways
Step six
  1. profit?

anime girl unrelated
Karmine
So true I'm an incel forever.
sametdze
and once that fails, maybe its time to accept that its ovER
vi_xlt

Karmine wrote:

So true I'm an incel forever.
i can hear your French accent
Behrauder
It's not like I want someone 3D anyway...
igorsprite
don't worry guys, those who seek always find
Jangsoodlor
Step Seven: Consult loserotaku
Reyalp51

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Step Seven: Consult loserotaku
he rejected me when i asked him to put on a skirt :(
JustABeginner
JAB's guide on getting a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner

Step 1: Make some friends.
Step 2: There, you got yourself some boyfriends/girlfriends/partners.
z0z

JustABeginner wrote:

JAB's guide on getting a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner

Step 1: Make some friends.
Step 2: There, you got yourself some boyfriends/girlfriends/partners.
:thonking:
Patatitta
great_elmo
Guess I will never find the woman of my dreams :(
igorsprite

great_elmo wrote:

Guess I will never find the woman of my dreams :(
why?
keremaru
kere's Guide to Finding Love and Affection
Step 1:
Step 2:






Step 9:
roufou
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Karmine wrote:

So true I'm an incel forever.
I am celibate by choice, carnal desires are temporary, OSU is forever


Behrauder wrote:

It's not like I want someone 3D anyway...
2D pussy hits different


igorsprite wrote:

don't worry guys, those who seek always find
seek, and ye shall find;
aim, and ye shall click


Reyalp51 wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Step Seven: Consult loserotaku
he rejected me when i asked him to put on a skirt :(
but did you say "please"


JustABeginner wrote:

JAB's guide on getting a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner

Step 1: Make some friends.
Step 2: There, you got yourself some boyfriends/girlfriends/partners.
my friends are all here





Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?



great_elmo wrote:

Guess I will never find the woman of my dreams :(
Alexa, play MTC by S3RL



keremaru wrote:

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kere's Guide to Finding Love and Affection
Step 1:
Step 2:






Step 9:
is step two necessary to achieve my goals?


roufou wrote:

oh nooo,well, you got the maid dress foe me so I guess I have to choice to put it on and server you master...
EnigmaticG
Instructions unclear. Now I have invisible friends and virtual trophies.
abraker
Oh this reminds me... Sylvie is now attached to me so much she won't let me sleep. I actually need to undo whatever happened because I WAS NOT prepared for her to be this obsessive O_o
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

EnigmaticG wrote:

Instructions unclear. Now I have invisible friends and virtual trophies.
invisible friends can't leave you, virtual trophies don't burn. you have achieved immortality


abraker wrote:

Oh this reminds me... Sylvie is now attached to me so much she won't let me sleep. I actually need to undo whatever happened because I WAS NOT prepared for her to be this obsessive O_o
here's an easy tip to make sure nobody is attracted to you:

  1. play osu catch
MistressRemilia
> how to get a girlfriend

Just ask me.
Polyspora

MistressRemilia wrote:

> how to get a girlfriend

Just ask me.
how to get a girlfriend?
Offdensen
i have osu and im engaged what the hell are you guys on
MistressRemilia
Real talk, I met my wife on a dating site 11 and a half years ago, and my girlfriend by making lewd jokes on Discord like six or so years ago.
keremaru

tepache mapache wrote:

keremaru wrote:

expand
kere's Guide to Finding Love and Affection
Step 1:
Step 2:






Step 9:
is step two necessary to achieve my goals?
yes
"step 2: join a roleplay server" is absolutely vital in the accomplishment of your intentions
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Offdensen wrote:

i have osu and im engaged what the hell are you guys on
and platypuses are mammals but lay eggs, there are exceptions to rules

keremaru wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

keremaru wrote:

expand
kere's Guide to Finding Love and Affection
Step 1:
Step 2:






Step 9:
is step two necessary to achieve my goals?
yes
"step 2: join a roleplay server" is absolutely vital in the accomplishment of your intentions
can you help me practice pweese
Patatitta

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
abraker

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

Oh this reminds me... Sylvie is now attached to me so much she won't let me sleep. I actually need to undo whatever happened because I WAS NOT prepared for her to be this obsessive O_o
here's an easy tip to make sure nobody is attracted to you:

  1. play osu catch
Patatitta

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

Oh this reminds me... Sylvie is now attached to me so much she won't let me sleep. I actually need to undo whatever happened because I WAS NOT prepared for her to be this obsessive O_o
here's an easy tip to make sure nobody is attracted to you:

  1. play osu catch
fuck you
Reyalp51

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

Oh this reminds me... Sylvie is now attached to me so much she won't let me sleep. I actually need to undo whatever happened because I WAS NOT prepared for her to be this obsessive O_o
here's an easy tip to make sure nobody is attracted to you:

  1. play osu catch
so true
Patatitta

Reyalp51 wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

Oh this reminds me... Sylvie is now attached to me so much she won't let me sleep. I actually need to undo whatever happened because I WAS NOT prepared for her to be this obsessive O_o
here's an easy tip to make sure nobody is attracted to you:

  1. play osu catch
so true
fuck you too
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta


abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

Oh this reminds me... Sylvie is now attached to me so much she won't let me sleep. I actually need to undo whatever happened because I WAS NOT prepared for her to be this obsessive O_o
here's an easy tip to make sure nobody is attracted to you:

  1. play osu catch
yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot to censor osu C**ch
Karmine

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta


abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

Oh this reminds me... Sylvie is now attached to me so much she won't let me sleep. I actually need to undo whatever happened because I WAS NOT prepared for her to be this obsessive O_o
here's an easy tip to make sure nobody is attracted to you:

  1. play osu catch

yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot to censor osu C**ch
Osu conch.
Patatitta

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta

comprate el tuyo propio
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta

comprate el tuyo propio
'ta bien, te lo presto, pero solamente si te pones las orejitas

Reyalp51
puedo tener otro yo porfa pls
Patatitta

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta

comprate el tuyo propio
'ta bien, te lo presto, pero solamente si te pones las orejitas

de hecho tengo una diadema de orejas de gato IRL
keremaru

tepache mapache wrote:

keremaru wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

keremaru wrote:

expand
kere's Guide to Finding Love and Affection
Step 1:
Step 2:






Step 9:
is step two necessary to achieve my goals?
yes
"step 2: join a roleplay server" is absolutely vital in the accomplishment of your intentions
can you help me practice pweese
c:
no.
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Reyalp51 wrote:

puedo tener otro yo porfa pls

Patatitta wrote:

expand

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta

comprate el tuyo propio
'ta bien, te lo presto, pero solamente si te pones las orejitas

de hecho tengo una diadema de orejas de gato IRL
grupo maid? tomamos turnos

yo tengo el uniforme completo jajaja





keremaru wrote:

expand

tepache mapache wrote:

keremaru wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

keremaru wrote:

expand
kere's Guide to Finding Love and Affection
Step 1:
Step 2:






Step 9:
is step two necessary to achieve my goals?
yes
"step 2: join a roleplay server" is absolutely vital in the accomplishment of your intentions
can you help me practice pweese
c:
no.
darn
Offdensen

tepache mapache wrote:

[quote="Offdensen"]
i have osu and im engaged what the hell are you guys on
and platypuses are mammals but lay eggs, there are exceptions to rules

yeah because i told him about my special interests and he listened somehow
Patatitta

tepache mapache wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

puedo tener otro yo porfa pls

Patatitta wrote:

expand

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta

comprate el tuyo propio
'ta bien, te lo presto, pero solamente si te pones las orejitas

de hecho tengo una diadema de orejas de gato IRL
grupo maid? tomamos turnos

yo tengo el uniforme completo jajaja

te adoro
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

puedo tener otro yo porfa pls

Patatitta wrote:

expand

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta

comprate el tuyo propio
'ta bien, te lo presto, pero solamente si te pones las orejitas

de hecho tengo una diadema de orejas de gato IRL
grupo maid? tomamos turnos

yo tengo el uniforme completo jajaja

te adoro
a tu servicio
Reyalp51

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

puedo tener otro yo porfa pls

Patatitta wrote:

expand

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta

comprate el tuyo propio
'ta bien, te lo presto, pero solamente si te pones las orejitas

de hecho tengo una diadema de orejas de gato IRL
grupo maid? tomamos turnos

yo tengo el uniforme completo jajaja

te adoro
a tu servicio
Jangsoodlor
hashire sori yo
Karmine
Idk what happened with the spanish guys but that new guy seems pretty cool.
Isshiki Kaname

Jangsoodlor wrote:

hashire sori yo
kaze on you ni
Patatitta

Karmine wrote:

Idk what happened with the spanish guys but that new guy seems pretty cool.
agree
Nuuskamuikkunen

tepache mapache wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

puedo tener otro yo porfa pls

Patatitta wrote:

expand

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

when did you take this video of me?
you must be mistaken, that is a video of ME
que pedo banda, estas bien equivocado, mi mama me dijo que es MI turno con el vestido de sirvienta

comprate el tuyo propio
'ta bien, te lo presto, pero solamente si te pones las orejitas

de hecho tengo una diadema de orejas de gato IRL
grupo maid? tomamos turnos

yo tengo el uniforme completo jajaja

Increíble
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Karmine wrote:

Idk what happened with the spanish guys but that new guy seems pretty cool.
ahh, you know, spanish speakers being spanish speakers


KatouMegumi wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

hashire sori yo
kaze on you ni
tsukimihara wo
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