WHY I AM BETTER THAN PEPPY
WHY I AM BETTER THAN PEPPYWHY I AM BETTER THAN PEPPY
i am a high powered frequency player! played osu many years and achieved far ranks and not to be brag but i am good at the game.
i have beaten players, big intimiadating players, the likes of which you cant even imagine, with my own fists.
im many qualifications and im the guys you want to follow for the next few year I KNOW.
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WHERE TO START???
oh, i know!
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REASON NUMBER ONE
i make the money, i am a business dealer:click here
_____when peppy the osu created the supporter and everone paid money to supported game the money donatred and pepy make the money and is rich and the game is going well been around fifteen years lazer in development lots of money from donation on free game a peppy is rich
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
osu is free and cost money to run on server. if i maked all that money from donations i would shut down osu PERMENANTLY and buy a REAL LIFE DINOAUR! osu is a good game, a great game, and all around a good game. we sell it to google for a billion dollar i make game $59.99 and DLC content. money is up in the world and i am on the throne! jeff bezos is my BITCH
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<-- what i look like kinda
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and side note!: lazer is spelt "laser" stuped.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
osu is free and cost money to run on server. if i maked all that money from donations i would shut down osu PERMENANTLY and buy a REAL LIFE DINOAUR! osu is a good game, a great game, and all around a good game. we sell it to google for a billion dollar i make game $59.99 and DLC content. money is up in the world and i am on the throne! jeff bezos is my BITCH
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and side note!: lazer is spelt "laser" stuped.
RREASON NUMBER ONE
my name is much coolero:click here
_____do you know have any idea what word PEPPY sounds like?!???!?!?! .....well, i going you THREE HINT:
i am bob, bob tha boy! bob is short for bobby! and it sound like BOOBY!BOOOOBIESS!!!! I AM BETTER BY DEFAULT BECAUSE BOOB SARE AWESOME AND POOP ITS NATSY! boob are objectively better and anime girl
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<-- take a peppy oops i mean a poopy in here hehehehhehheeeheeheheeh.
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- ONE!. it' sticky
- TWO!!!!. it's brown
- AND THREE:. but it isnt a stick!
i am bob, bob tha boy! bob is short for bobby! and it sound like BOOBY!BOOOOBIESS!!!! I AM BETTER BY DEFAULT BECAUSE BOOB SARE AWESOME AND POOP ITS NATSY! boob are objectively better and anime girl
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REASON NUMBER TWO
peppy is a beta male:click here
_____he will let you walk all over him! if you post thread say peppy bad, he will say "im sorry i understand" and even let slide!
i am dictator! if i see bad post about me i would ban user from the game EVER! if i see anyone slander my name i will contect ATTOURNEY GENERAL if you do not stop thanks
i rember the last time someone said something mean to me oooh i was so mad, they said i was bad at taiko... AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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i am dictator! if i see bad post about me i would ban user from the game EVER! if i see anyone slander my name i will contect ATTOURNEY GENERAL if you do not stop thanks
i rember the last time someone said something mean to me oooh i was so mad, they said i was bad at taiko... AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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REASON NUMBER THREE
i am a natural born leader:click here
_____i have worked on many projects many big names, and you maybe even have heard of them. oh, just to name a few:
YOUTUBE, GOOGLE, WINDOWS, APPLE, and to top it all off i am a multi-million billionare with. don't just take my word for it, why don't you directly ask the head CEO of youtube and microsoft for my name? i increased the companys income by a whole six times, yea i'm rich. i take RISKS and have created many long-term health problems in the working environemnt for short-term profits, THOUSANDS hospitalized. it's a dog-eat-dog world, and I am a WOLF. MANY job requests people BEGGING ME to be on their team. and i tell them no
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<-- EVIDENCE: what a picture of me and bill gates look like kinda
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YOUTUBE, GOOGLE, WINDOWS, APPLE, and to top it all off i am a multi-million billionare with. don't just take my word for it, why don't you directly ask the head CEO of youtube and microsoft for my name? i increased the companys income by a whole six times, yea i'm rich. i take RISKS and have created many long-term health problems in the working environemnt for short-term profits, THOUSANDS hospitalized. it's a dog-eat-dog world, and I am a WOLF. MANY job requests people BEGGING ME to be on their team. and i tell them no
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REASON NUMBER FOUR
im a best friend:click here
_____im a friend. a friend of many! every day i log on i see big smiles. i smile back!
to those of you who are my friends before i blew up, you are. BIG. MAN.
To learn more, click here.arn more, click here.
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<-- me and my friends. yes they are rich! but it's okay you can add me as friend too even if youre poor
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to those of you who are my friends before i blew up, you are. BIG. MAN.
To learn more, click here.arn more, click here.
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i believe i have made my point exceptionally clear! now, it is time for phase two:
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PHASE TWO
WHY I SHOULD BE KING OF OSU:1. no competition. who am i paired up against, peppy? what has he done for osu again? that's right, NOTHING! I WILL LEAD US TO GREATNESS!!!!
2. when i grow up i am going to become president of america and make mexico the 51th state
3. i deserve a percentage of all the profits that osu makes or else i have good connections with powerful lawyers
4. i am an dependent journalist (if my excelent writing hasnt convininced you yet), which means you all can depend on me!
AND, if reason whether or not
THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY!!!, i am not applying to be the king, i am telling you that i am and that it's ok.
already i am the NEW KING of osu as declared by me (because im epic). my first decree is that people who comment on this thread are TOLERABLE CITIZENS you're welcome goodbye
