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Xgor
# - Nobody will try to stop you when you are transforming and will just polity wait until the transformation is done
# - You are never too young for adventure
Nixnez
# - Your personal butlers and maids can do everything and anything.
Rantai
# - After being fatally shot a few times, you can still monologue for five minutes about your life story while bleeding out profusely.
TheFlook
# - The harder she hits you, the more she loves you.
those

TheFlook wrote:

# - The harder she hits you, the more she loves you.
This applies in real life too...
...sometimes.
TheFlook
# - All people under the age of 50 can do a ten foot vertical jump from a standing position.
Beener4657
# - No matter how much you eat in a week or on a trip you never have to use the bathroom

# - Girls will think anyone who looks at any part of their body is a pervert in some way

# - The break between classes lasts from 10 minutes to an hour

# - The teacher will excuse you for almost anything, or not try to stop you from leaving class

# - Anything you cook has a chance of exploding in some way or catching fire
Luna

TheFlook wrote:

# - All people under the age of 50 can do a ten foot vertical jump from a standing position.
# - Same goes for most men over the age of 80. Sometimes women as well, but not quite as common.
adam2046
# - Don't use your fingers for a bet.
TheFlook
# - Most teachers are perverts.
# - If you are happy-go-lucky, you will fall in love with the asshole. Referring to Itazura na Kiss.
# - Ramen comes in bottomless cups.
SapphireGhost

  • Most parents have no problem leaving their children alone for extended periods of time, especially if that character is plot-relevant. Unless having a problem with leaving their children alone for extended periods of time is plot-relevant.
    Be careful if you meet anyone with thin eyes, a scar, and some part of their face covered.
    Every episode something annoying will happen to you unless it is reserved for thinking about your past, a breather episode, or something else stupid.
    Half More than half the time animals can talk to you in perfectly understandable Japanese. (or dub language)
    It's fine to wear the same clothes every day, unless you are in a CLAMP anime.
    Any experience with a time loop is because of lazy animators (and will result in angry fans (most of the time))
    Anyone you meet who eventually becomes good will also become less cool on the way.
    Anyone you meet who eventually becomes evil will become more cool on the way.
    Purple is totally an eye color.
ztrot
#- Everyone has a drill that can pierce the heavens.
Mogsy
# - Everyone can be a Ginga Bishounen especially females
Young Link 4
#- Watch the guy who never opens his eyes. He can even see you with his eyes closed.
#- Everything happens at school. Even the next world war will take place in a japanese high school!
Sallad4ever
#-Calling short people with short, small, or anything similar will make them smack you!!!
ztrot
#- Bras can be used to hold unlimited amounts of ammo.
Gabi
#- When a boy and a girl bumps in to each other, they will land in a 69 position on top of each other, with the girls butt facing the boys face
ztrot
#- small stones have the power to destroy the world.
Evanaire
# No matter how much the villain hit you and kick your ass leaving you half-dead, you will kill him whit one hit.
Nyquill
I'm not sure if any of these are posted yet >.<

but eh...

#- It is fine if 3 or more girls chase one guy, but love triangles are not ok.

#- You can always nullify what a villain says by saying that it is a lie.

#- Once a guy makes a decision, everyone else backs off. Occasionally, someone goes yandere.

#- The blackboard has a soul of it's own. The text can change when you blink.

#- Everyone understands every meme that exists.
ztrot
#- you too can be the hero.
blissfulyoshi
#- college students rarely do things that are worth animating
#- harem leads and poaching boats don't mix
Nyquill
#- The majority of people suck at claw machines
>>EDIT

blissfulyoshi wrote:

#- college students rarely do things that are worth animating
This oh so much
Faust

Gabi wrote:

#- When a boy and a girl bumps in to each other, they will land in a 69 position on top of each other, with the girls butt facing the boys face
Fuck yes, this.
TheFlook
# - "Domo","Baka","Yosh!", and "Omae wa mo Shinderu" are useful expressions.
those

Faust wrote:

Gabi wrote:

#- When a boy and a girl bumps in to each other, they will land in a 69 position on top of each other, with the girls butt facing the boys face
Fuck yes, this.
If only, if only.
Corin
#- Flying kicking someone while shouring the words "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM KIIICKKKAH" while in mecha instantly makes you a god.

#- Anyone can be a god, even high school girls
TheFlook
# - Dropping a pencil can make one blush like a tomato.
DJ Angel
#we go to another world when we die
#we can be revived 2 times
#you can revive anyone by saying ''pipirupirupirupipirupi''
#there's always a computer/technological nerd, female or male.
#just by collectingt 7 balls you can have whatever you want
#Bean-like things can revive your KI and heal your injuries

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# If the main character is a male, then there is ALWAYS, 2 or more hot girls in crush 4 him.

# he don't realize that ^
Vext_old
# - If you use magic too many times, you turn to ash.
TheFlook
# - Every girl will fall in love with a boy that will never acknowledge them, and shun the ones that truly adore them.
Sallad4ever
#- 5 girls band is more famous than a 5 guys band
Vish024
# - Westerners are incredibly retarded.
Faust
# - That Japan has mostly a weird perception of how foreigners should behave.
Rantai
# - Kids are extremely perceptive and/or use their age to exploit adults.
TheFlook
# - A girl will have abnormally large breasts, and the ones who don't are the freaks.
Apex_old

TheFlook wrote:

# - A girl will have abnormally large breasts, and the ones who don't are the freaks.
You are a Mot******king Pervert!
I'm ignoring you, and your troll face looks terrible.
Not really when compared to Festerich(my avatar).
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Sander-Don
lolis
ztrot
#- It is possible to punch someone through a tv set.
Firo Prochainezo

Zerobladers wrote:

You are a Mot******king Pervert!
I'm ignoring you, and your troll face looks terrible.
Not really when compared to Festerich(my avatar).
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You need to get laid.
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