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jjrocks

Faust wrote:

# - Black guys obviously play basketball. No exceptions.
Speaking of that
# Black guys are an extremely rare species, only a few exist in the world
Vext_old
# - Genders are only in place to be defied.
Faust
# - That clothes are made of paper.
satoKiyoshi
#The better your character design, the greater the significance you hold within the plot. Unless your the protagonist, in which case you probably look average and are a loser and/or are socially unknown.
noneed
# - Maids are always ninjas.. always

# - No matter how much you eat you won't get fat - obvious, who likes fat main characters?
Ramellu
Joining in on this xD

# - The girl with glasses always has a dark side.
Firo Prochainezo

Faust wrote:

# - That clothes are made of paper.
# - Nobody takes a shower unless it's a fanservice scene.
winber1
# - acne does not exist
Faust
# - Anime has taught me that whenever something like an explosion occurs, someone has to say it before anyone realizes an explosion just occurred.
mekadon_old
# Cute erotic faces only occur in anime

# A 20-year-old adult that always looks like they're 13.

# Old people are always short

# Strong anime heroes are previously rejected by the society because of what they have

# Girls prefer to be lesbians
Lizzehb
# - If it's a magic anime, the main character will either be the worst at magic or the best.
noneed

Lizzehb wrote:

# - If it's a magic anime, the main character will either be the worst at magic or the best.
What about Fairy Tail? Natsu isn't really the strongest but also he isn't the worst
TheFlook
#- Sugar helps you think.
Ramellu
# - Fighting scenes are not epic without background music, tho everyone seems to know that already.
Vext_old
# - If you are traveling, you never have to go to the bathroom.
TheFlook
# - The world will not be saved by older and more experienced individuals, but rather by 15-year old super children.
Faust
# - That people become extremely talkative during sexual intercourse.
Firo Prochainezo

Faust wrote:

# - That people become extremely talkative during sexual intercourse.
Fuck my brains out.
Ramellu
# - Most anime show that American people are some-what stupid
YukuZetsuji
# - If you see a blond man with bartender suit, run.
Sleep Powder
# - The woman/girls are usually made to look better than the men/boys on purpose.
HaNa_old

otakuron wrote:

# - If you see a blond man with bartender suit, run.
Best hint ever.
jockeytiyan
# - I can pierce the heavens with my drill.

# - Everyone has matter manipulation powers, that is, they can make things out of nowhere.

# - Giant hands. Nuff said.
mekadon_old
# - I can get resurrected after 2 years without getting break down by the soil.

# - Giant muscles are overrated

# - Flabs are shown when a girl wears bikini but it doesn't when she wears uniform
TheFlook
# - There is no girl that is not into your wildest fantasies.
Vext_old
# - Hamsters can talk, and have crazy adventures while you're at school.
Vish024
# - Extraterrestrials attempting to destroy Earth is an annual event.
Faust
# - You are already dead
ztrot
#- Humans are born from fruit.
Shiirn

ztrot wrote:

#- Humans are born from fruit.
I wonder how many people will get this.
Faust

Shiirn wrote:

ztrot wrote:

#- Humans are born from fruit.
I wonder how many people will get this.
. . . . The 12 Kingdoms?
Lizzehb
# - Whenever you speak the truth blue, red or gold text flys around the room.
Sallad4ever
#- You can get stronger if you die once
Xgor
# - Nobody will try to stop you when you are transforming and will just polity wait until the transformation is done
# - You are never too young for adventure
Nixnez
# - Your personal butlers and maids can do everything and anything.
Rantai
# - After being fatally shot a few times, you can still monologue for five minutes about your life story while bleeding out profusely.
TheFlook
# - The harder she hits you, the more she loves you.
those

TheFlook wrote:

# - The harder she hits you, the more she loves you.
This applies in real life too...
...sometimes.
TheFlook
# - All people under the age of 50 can do a ten foot vertical jump from a standing position.
Beener4657
# - No matter how much you eat in a week or on a trip you never have to use the bathroom

# - Girls will think anyone who looks at any part of their body is a pervert in some way

# - The break between classes lasts from 10 minutes to an hour

# - The teacher will excuse you for almost anything, or not try to stop you from leaving class

# - Anything you cook has a chance of exploding in some way or catching fire
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