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I need to get this off my chest

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abraker
Coldtooth's new avatar is qt

ok carry on.
pentaqola
finally a statement i can agree!
Vuelo Eluko
calls eeveelution avatars overrated
has alolan vulpix
epic
levesterz
Yes
coochie
ok
ColdTooth

Vuelo Eluko wrote:

calls eeveelution avatars overrated
has alolan vulpix
epic
nibba you don't get around much lemme see you find another alolan vulpix pfp
Tad Fibonacci
abraker is a furry?
Westonini
i thought he was gay
Tad Fibonacci
Maybe he's a gay furry.
johnmedina999
I need to get this off my chest

This is a story of what I went through a couple years ago. I didn't feel like sharing until now since it haunted me for some time. I just want to get
this off my chest, and leave it behind.

It was just another weekend of me wasting my life away, playing osu!. I finished catching up to the newly ranked maps and felt like exploring the
pending section. I was searching for a map that would blow my mind away, just like the first time I saw Knife Party - Centipede. Most maps with
extreme difficulty were crap, either troll maps or some other fucked up abomination. A good amount of time passed since I started browsing, and I
started to get bored.

I had thought on clicking that “x” on the tab, but noticed a map with a strange name. Its title looked screwed up as if the romanization did not
work properly. It had one difficulty and was less than a minute long. I don't remember the mapper but I think he was Australian, but looking back, it
wouldn’t be surprising if he used a VPN. What I do remember is that the map’s description was as follows,
"01110011011011110111001001110010011110010111000001101111011011110111001001110011011011110111010101101100011100000110
11000110000101111001011011010110000101110000"

Since I had nothing better to do, bored me decided to break the code. I remember trying every hash decrypter online just to find out that it was
just ASCII in binary. I was ready to throw out my laptop out the window, but took a breather instead. I came back and took a look at what it said.
It translates to something I still can’t forget, "sorrypoorsoulplaymap". Judging by the crazy high BPM, I was expecting it to be one of those maps
that even auto would have trouble on. I decided it would be my last map for the day and play it for funsies. I proceeded to download the map and
import it into osu!, but I heard nothing after the import… It was total silence. Yes, I did check my volume settings and it was a blank track.

Most maps with blanked out tracks have hitsounds, so I unticked "ignore beatmap hitsounds" just in case. I was tired after that grueling code
cracking, but didn’t skip the intro since it was quite short. While looking at the skip button, I realized the texture was a bit glitched. I believe osu!
didn’t have the memory leaks or texture corruption bugs back then, so I still don’t know how that was possible.

As I sat through the song, I noticed the progress display showing that the beatmap was halfway done. There was not a single note played so far,
which puzzled me. It was around the last 2 seconds where all of the sudden something on screen flashed just scrolled through and the results
screen appeared. Zero 300's, zero 200's, zero 100's... and there was a negative number for the miss count. I am unsure how at least the million
notes didn’t manage to lag shit on my piece of toaster trash, but needless to say, it was a troll map.

The following day I went on osu! to grind some pp. I didn't feel like playing the standard mode, so I switched to mania. I was a 100k scrub at that
time, barely making it to 3 stars. I remember trying to pass Monster (DotEXE Remix) for hours on end. I decided to play it, expecting to miss
randomly as always due to those freakn’ SV’s. I skipped the intro and was presented with a black screen. There were no notes.. This was a clear
indicator the game was fucking up. I was thinking to alt-tab out for some time, but it seems I waited long enough for the map to reach the end.
However, something weird happened. I once again saw a flash on the screen, something scrolling past, and the results screen popped up. Misses:
zero, 50's: zero, 100's: zero, 200's: zero, 300's: zero, Perfects... 583. It was a full 1,000,000 score, getting myself #1 in the global ranks.

At this point my mind was blank. I didn't hit a single note, but I got full perfect! It was absurd. I clicked on another song I had struggled with at the
time called Mermaid Girl. Again, there was a black background, no notes. 927 perfect's, full 1,000,000 score! Now, what would a typical noob do
given this godly power? You guessed it, play the hardest map. So I scrolled to AiAe and clicked it. Seeing me #1 on the map’s leaderboard was
weird. I did nothing, yet I beat everyone. AND HOLY SHIT, That 780 pp!

Looking back, bancho was REALLY slacking if it couldn’t tell something’s up. The osu! community, however, caught on quickly (now I know it was
osugame). It didn't take long for me to start getting PM’s from players accusing me of hacking. My response: "I am not a hacker. I am just playing
the maps". I didn’t know any better at the time. It was a couple months since I first started playing osu! I didn't know how everything worked. Get banned? Nope, didn't even cross my mind! I went on to become the #1 in the world, surpassing Ideu- in mania at the time. And then I thought,
why not dominate other gamemodes too?

I lasted maybe a day until the inevitable happened. There was not much else to do other than tell about this supposed magical map that used some
glitch in osu! to allow me to perfect every map. I spent at least an hour painstakingly scrolling through the thousands of maps I had, trying to find
that glitched map until I remembered that I can sort by date added. It should have been near the bottom of the list, but it wasn't. It wasn't even
in the songs folder. Spending hours trying to find this cursed map on the beatmap listing was also resulted in a fail. Maybe bloodcat had it, but how
the fuck do you write that jumbled mess of a title?

I had nothing else to do but hope the osu! staff believed me. I submitted an appeal request saying that I just played maps, something flashed, and
I got a full perfect. The osu! staff did not disappoint me! I got an email back saying, "You are not telling the truth. Tell the truth or Fuck Off!". How
was I supposed to explain this anomaly? I sent them a reply explaining that I was telling the truth. I explained how the map is not there anymore, gave the mapper's name and everything. Unfortunately, there was no proof. Neither the mapper nor the beat-map existed.. And now my old
account doesn't exist. However, I did get a middle-finger meme from peppy in the email, which was rather sweet of him.

I decided not to create drama on the forums and reddit since I doubted it would get my account back. It was only a couple months when I
decided to fuck the rules and make a new account. All info about me was wiped anyway, nobody should know who I was. Then why did I decide
to tell this now? I feel like I needed get rid of a haunted part of my past. And it doesn't matter to me that my previous identity got wiped
anymore. I got over it.

If you read through this far, then thank you. I won’t be answering any questions regarding this, so the mods can just lock this. Sorry. It’s not
something I like to talk about and the fact that I mustered up the courage to even post this is enough.
Westonini

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Maybe he's a gay furry.

Must be.

Also god dammit John
levesterz
John no .....yes John........Idk John.......I cant decide whether i wanted to hate or love John's post
Topic Starter
abraker
that creepypasta turned shitpost turned into copypasta

it rots more and more with every paste
Serraionga
I need to get this off my chest

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Topic Starter
abraker
we still cute, but last one was more cute
Serraionga
Cute new page~! =^-^= xD

ColdTooth
are you guys stalking my avatar

who knows, the next one might be cropped porn for all we know and i'll get banned

or silenced for 48 hours, probably the latter
samX500
This seems like an appropriate place to say that ColdTooth's new avatar is pretty cute.
Ashton

ColdTooth wrote:

i'll get banned


If this happens I’ll make a celebration thread, serving cooked ponies, unironically.
Topic Starter
abraker
CUTENESS CELEBRATION

ColdTooth
Fucking using the non-transparent version :(
Topic Starter
abraker
I literally copied and reloaded it from your link
Topic Starter
abraker


It's almost speaking to me "Hi! I'm qt"
samX500
very cute indeed. All of these cute avatar gave me a good idea, though I need to have a larger sample of cute avatar to port it to fruition.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

samX500 wrote:

though I need to have a larger sample of cute avatar to port it to fruition.

Use mine
samX500

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

samX500 wrote:

though I need to have a larger sample of cute avatar to port it to fruition.
Use mine
Sorry, my message was unclear. The avatar must be of alolan vulpix.
ColdTooth
i figured this would get more attention, so i'll link the source (It's SFW i fucking promise)
pentaqola
finally! something good for this weekend of mine!
Meah
open your chest
Serraionga

Meah wrote:

open your chest
that sounds like it might hurt
Meah

Serraionga wrote:

Meah wrote:

open your chest
that sounds like it might hurt
kill first
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