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Nate Bait
Instructions unclear, applied for Ohio State University

Create a beatmap
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, accidentally deleted my beatmap collection while mapping

Uninstall osu
samX500
Instruction unclear, uninstalled system 32.

Get a new computer.
Ashton
Instructions unclear, bought a laptop.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear. No, it is actually unclear. There is no instruction at all

Create an instruction
Nate Bait
Instructions unclear

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i have to put an instruction either way: build a new computer
Plini
a wtf this is not thread necromancy lmao

Instructions unclear, destroyed my computer.


Dance at train station.
samX500
Instruction unclear, danced on the train track and died.

Get reincarnated in another world.
Tad Fibonacci
Instructions unclear, died.


Build a house.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, built a bunker instead

Buy some eggs
captainmilk
Instructions unclear, some endermen hatched?!

Build me a boat
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, thought that a boat needs some airhole to breathe so I drilled some for it and now Rebmare is sinking

Build a skyscraper
Nate Bait
Instructions unclear, my cat's attempting to scrape the sky

Build a hotel
KatouMegumi
Instructions unclear, closed the pools instead.

1. Trim beef of excess fat and sinews (aka the chewy stuff), pat the meat dry with a paper towel and chop into 1/2″ to 3/4″ pieces.

2. Preheat your dutch oven (or your large soup pot with a heavy bottom), to high heat. Once it’s hot, stir in your 1/3 cup canola oil. Once oil is hot, add chopped meat and saute uncovered 7 min over high heat until meat is browned, stirring every minute or so so it doesn’t scorch to the bottom of the pan.

Note: it’s important to preheat the dutch oven first for the meat to sear over very high heat, otherwise it will juice out and become dry.

3. Reduce heat to medium and Add chopped onion, stirring often until onion is softened (5 minutes). Stir in sliced carrots, 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp pepper, 1 tsp paprika, 1 tsp cumin, 3-4 bay leaves and continue to cook over medium heat 5 minutes until carrots are softened.

4. Add 1 3/4 cups hot water, cover & simmer over medium/low heat 45 min or until meat is tender.

5. Meanwhile, rinse rice until water runs clear, then drain and set aside (this gets rid of the starch so you won’t end up with a sticky rice). Did I ever tell you I love my OXO strainer? This thing is so versatile (from sifting flour, rinsing and draining, to wearing it as a helmet and chasing your toddler around the house?

6. Spread rice over the meat and add 4 cups hot water. Sprinkle the rice with 1 1/2 tsp salt (DO NOT STIR), bring to a boil then reduce heat to medium and Let cook uncovered until most of the water is absorbed (10 min).

7. Cut off the head of your garlic to expose the cloves. Put your head of garlic, cut side down into the center of the rice and sprinkle the top of the rice with 1 tsp ground coriander

8. Poke 7-10 holes through the rice to allow steam to escape to the surface, reduce the heat to low, then cover and cook an additional 15 minutes or until rice is cooked through. Remove the garlic head and bay leaves and stir everything gently to combine and you’re done.

You should make it. As soon as possible. If you share my pickle cravings, add them to your shopping list for this one!
Tad Fibonacci
Instructions unclear, pools closed due to AIDS.



Do an aileron roll.
45Traeath
Instructions unclear, I can only picture a cinnamon roll from that name.


"Get back in the kitchen."
samX500
Instruction unclear, there are no back in the kitchen.

Cook some chicken.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, the chicken chickened it out

Jump!
Plini
Instructions unclear, i dove into the floor and hit my head against a block of concrete, snapping my neck and became paralyzed from a spinal cord injury.

Kiss a guy
samX500
Instruction unclear, kissed a child.

Flee from the police.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, I felt guilty about me kissing literally children so I turned myslef in to the police

Escape jail
captainmilk
Instructions unclear, dug a hole around the prison and ended up in my cell again

Get pentaqola some fly repellent
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, the fly repellent repelled himself instead of the flies

Shoot a gun with a gun
pentaqola
instructions unclear, the gun shot the repellent instead of the gun

become the repellent
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, I attracted everything

Defuse a bomb
Nate Bait
Instructions unclear, cut the wrong wires and destroyed a city

Rebuild the city
45Traeath
Instructions unclear, city is not specified.

Hidebu.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, the explosion happened already and you can't explode the already exploded mess

Clean up the mess
Nate Bait
Instructions unclear, i took a shower

Take a shower/bath.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, I drowned

Do CPR
Tad Fibonacci
Instructions unclear, joined CD Projekt Red.


Make a game.
samX500
Instruction unclear, when I tried to run my game it deleted my computer.

Quite programming.
45Traeath
Instructions unclear, not enough material.


More... MOOOOORE!!
samX500
Instruction unclear, I have ordered more material than I can fit on my property.

Burn the extra material.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, I started another fire

Extinguish the fire
Tad Fibonacci
Instructions unclear, I linked the fire and extended the age of fire.


Link the fire
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, I threw Link into the fire

Save the princess
samX500
Instruction unlear, the princess is in another castle.

Destroy every castle.
Tad Fibonacci
Instructions unclear, bought Castle crushers.


Wear shorts on your head.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Instruction unclear, wore panties instead. No regret

Run away from the cops
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