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Achromalia
at what rate? when you cut it off? for every strand of hair? so many questions.

no. though honestly, i'd like to be able to grow my hair out so it's a bit around medium-length, enough for the hair in the front to reach down to just below my eyes or something, but by that point, i'd probably cut it.

i don't like it that long, but i absolutely hate having short hair.

eh.

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you will always have to cut your hair to a buzzcut every 2 months, and earn $20 for every gram of hair cut off.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don’t really mind other people judging about my appearance since if they do, there’s a high chance I don’t even know them so yes

Sq
samX500
That's a lot of free money. And I honestly don't care about boldness, I am not sure why everybody seems to fear it so much.

SQ
captainmilk
I'm self conscious about my hair the most, if my hair looks like crap, I'll feel like crap the whole day. I prefer to have longer hair, so no

Give up your favorite hobby and you'll get a free meal once a week for the rest of your life
Tad Fibonacci
That's a shitty deal. I don't think anyone would ever take it. Unless in a life or death situation I guess.

No.

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The best hamburger ever, period. It's the best in terms of quality, taste, aroma, texture and price.
But it's dirt cheap and loaded with chemicals. Although it's safe for human consumption, it has a weird color as a result.
But since it's loaded with chemicals, it won't go spoilt as easily. It can be moved to parts of the world that lacks refrigerating units. And since it's dirt cheap to produce, it can potentially solve Africa's hunger problems.
samX500
I personally don't see any issue with food loaded with chemical if they are safe for human consumption. I would definitely take it.

SQ
Meah
Hell yeah

Cockroaches
vinnicci
no

chocolate
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes

Pickle
ERA Puzzle
No

Glasses that dont work at all for you and make everything blurry when you wear them. But if you wear them enough, strangely, your vision will slowly improve when the glasses are off...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes. I have plenty of time to spare and my eyesight is so bad

Sq
Tad Fibonacci
My eyes are pretty bad so I'll take it.

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A puzzle.
samX500
Nah, I don't really like puzzles too much.

A go board.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Already have one but sure.

An air conditional that can only be on heat mode during summer and cold mode during winter
pentaqola
there is already a similar one at my school. i don't want that at my house.

an extremely cute and easy to care pet that protects and cares for you, a good boy if i say so, but when its night, it will turn into the most horrifying thing ever and will have a huge thirst for blood.
captainmilk
Never

A really big pickle
samX500
I don't like pickle.

A turing machine.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sure

A HUGEEEE pickle
Achromalia
depends on how huge, in terms of its actual dimensions. might be hard to preserve if you can't fit it inside a refrigerator.

leave, for now. i don't eat pickles much anyways, even though i do like 'em.

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a clip of a work-in-progress song i'm making right now through discord, if you want.
captainmilk
hit me with it Achro

A refrigerator full of stinky goat cheese that stinks up your house and everything in it, but it sure does taste good
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I would kill for good cheese so yes

A tiny pickle
captainmilk
I don't like pickles

The ideal body type for yourself, but you must always wear hideous clothes for the rest of your life in exchange
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Too bad I have never and will ever paid attention to my clothes so yes

$1000 but you can’t eat any more pickle for the rest of your life
Tad Fibonacci
Never had pickle. Never liked it. Take.


A bottle of coke.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pickle is like the best! You’re missing in life

OT: coke is fat so no

A swimming pool but you have to take care of it everyday
Kyomaku
No thanks, my grandma has one already.

The ability to stream 250bpm for a minute, every 2 days.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can already do that....

in mania

Ability to vibro/single tap 200 bpm but you can’t do speed higher than 220 bpm, even double tapping
Kyomaku
Nah, I think I can go up to 160bpm singletap atm when I take extreme measures, otherwise I'm at around 125-130bpm, 120bpm is kinda at the end of my comfort zone for singletap atm, but I can go faster, just not super stable. I wonder if I'll be able to get to 200bpm on singletap one day :D

Ability to alternate perfectly up to 200bpm but you can't stream any faster than it, either.
Nate Bait
I'll take it, i'm bad at streaming xD

A steak.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We’re back at this kind of offer heh. Yes

2 steaks
Tad Fibonacci
Sure.

Now I know the last offer was tough to beat, so I'll have to deliver a better deal.

3 steaks.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ok

You might have gotten me there, but I haven’t used my secet weapon yet

4 steaks
Kyomaku
The stakes are too high for me, I have to decline.

Never get nervous again, but also never feel excited again. Any other emotion you still feel just fine.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry but I’d like my exciting life back. Leave

You will never have to hear a bad pun ever again but you can’t make one either
samX500
idk, I guess I'll leave, I don't really care about earing bad pun, often bad pun can be better than good ones just because of how awful they are.

You can fall alseep instantaneously but doing so will sap a lot of energy from your body.
tsundilemma
sure, as long as that 'energy' isn't my life force.

a magical pencil, that's always sharpened and writes perfectly, and with an eraser that never tears your paper.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Give me all the stock you have

You can buy anything under $100 for free, but everytime you use the power, the whole world knows what you are buying
samX500
Interesting. If I take this offer, I know money won't be much of a problem anymore since most neccesities can be bought for less than 100$, letting you acumalate a lot of money to buy more expensive neccesities, however this come at the cost of loosing a lot of your privacy. I don't know if in this situation the world knows who I am. I don't think I would take it either way. If they know who I am, not only would it be bad for my privacy, but I expect my life would be in danger since I will be know for having a lot of money and will likely be the target of many thief, which is a risk I really don't want to deal with. Even if they don't know who I am, I know the internet well enough to know I won't be able to keep my identity hidden for very long, and even if I can protect my identity, then again I am gonna have to spent a lot of effort into protecting my idenity on the internet, which would definitely stress me out. In the and no matter the scenario I would just be affraid for my safety. This offer let's you have a decent amount of extra cash but not enough to buy yourself bodyguards and other conveniance to help you defend yourself and people will know this. It's not worth the risk to go for this.

SQ
Tad Fibonacci
It sounds OP, I'll take it.

I'm sure the world wouldn't care enough about me to notice what I'd buy. And even if someone would then I don't really mind either.

And the power doesn't seem to have any limitations either, so I can pretty much spam it.

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Same offer.
vinnicci
nah, probably might start to get annoying to some people(i'd get annoyed if some insignificant shit popup in my head too), hell some psychopath would probably kill me for it lel

sq
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