Take or leave the offer by the previous poster

Penguin

Joined August 2013

Penguin 2019-01-12T16:41:26+00:00

Yo, that'd be great. Give me please.

A 40hr a week job that pays $20/hr. But you work three 12hr shifts one week and four 12hr shifts the next. Then repeat

old name: Penguinsanez / Penguin Sanchez

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2019-01-16T21:41:46+00:00

"Three to four days off", I'd want to get in, depending on the details.
But out of the blue and with that few details, nah.

A blowfish.

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Penguin

319 posts

Joined August 2013

Penguin 2019-01-17T02:20:18+00:00

No, I don't have the means to take care of it. I don't like having fish as pets tbh

A sack of potatoes

old name: Penguinsanez / Penguin Sanchez

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2019-01-17T03:29:33+00:00

i mean, nothing wrong with mashed potatoes.

a lifetime of chocolate chip cookies, but you have an insatiable thirst for cow milk whenever you eat chocolate, and there never seems to be any cow or cow milk around you at any time you eat cookies or plan to.

fortnite battle pass

vinnicci

318 posts

Joined December 2015

vinnicci 2019-01-17T04:57:11+00:00

yeah sure

immortality but you die when someone becomes aware you're immortal

^- -- -^(=ↀωↀ=)

MisakiTobisawa-

372 posts

Joined September 2017

MisakiTobisawa- 2019-01-17T22:21:35+00:00

That's not immortality but okay

Well, I'm 15 right now. I have 70 years left based on Singapore's life expectancy. I expect there to be more reliable methods of sustaining life by then, so I won't really need this.

Ability to play osu! mouse only

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-01-18T04:14:26+00:00

Take...?

I already do. If "ability to play mouse-only" pertained to me improving my mouse-only skills and would allow me to pass 5* maps, then sure.

- - -

many, many debates and rants with me.

if imagination were made manifest...

Penguin

319 posts

Joined August 2013

Penguin 2019-01-18T04:41:42+00:00

yes gladly. I love debates and intelligent conversations about stuff. I wish there was more of it in OT.

A cardboard cutout of Zac Efron during his Highschool musical days

old name: Penguinsanez / Penguin Sanchez

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-01-18T05:08:27+00:00

ehm…

...no thanks.

- - -

rant with me in the last post lasting 24 wins thread

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

if imagination were made manifest...

Penguin

319 posts

Joined August 2013

Penguin 2019-01-21T06:51:47+00:00

already taken

A Zune filled with the hottest music from the early 2010's

old name: Penguinsanez / Penguin Sanchez

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-01-21T21:23:30+00:00

the Zune's been dying so painfully, how sad.

eh. i suppose i'll pass.

i'm not one to listen to the "hottest" music.

i literally listen to the most obscure of obscure...

...i think.

- - -

documents pertaining to my avatar character, Ensign, for whatever reason.

if imagination were made manifest...

Penguin

319 posts

Joined August 2013

Penguin 2019-01-21T21:24:54+00:00

I'm not entirely sure what that means, but sure

45 points in Thread Necro

old name: Penguinsanez / Penguin Sanchez

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-01-21T21:28:06+00:00

i'd like that -w-

- - -

Ensign's tragic, stupid, half-formed, stereotypically edgy backstory.

if imagination were made manifest...

Meah

733 posts

Joined November 2014

Meah 2019-02-04T02:28:28+00:00

dfq is that

Mary Jane

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-02-04T02:44:24+00:00

n

y&n.

if imagination were made manifest...

MisakiTobisawa-

372 posts

Joined September 2017

MisakiTobisawa- 2019-02-04T14:27:52+00:00

okay

this stuff

Penguin

319 posts

Joined August 2013

Penguin 2019-02-09T06:54:14+00:00

they look like they'd be kinda bland, but sure, I'll try them.

Yogurt with Caramelized Pineapple and Hazelnuts

old name: Penguinsanez / Penguin Sanchez

payney

340 posts

Joined November 2017

payney 2019-02-09T07:15:29+00:00

sounds pretty tasty, i'm down

a personalized bendy straw

for the record i can fly
around the world absorbing light

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2019-02-15T23:08:01+00:00

Sure.
It's best when it's personalized and personal.

Some, disease-free birds to throw (like, actual "snowball style" throwing).

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Penguin

319 posts

Joined August 2013

Penguin 2019-02-16T00:35:31+00:00

Why would I want to throw birds? I'll pass.

50-pound bag of lucky charms, but without the marshmallows.

old name: Penguinsanez / Penguin Sanchez

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2019-02-17T20:08:28+00:00

What's that? Either way, I'm not taking something I don't know.

Kinder eggs, anyone?

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

Tad Fibonacci

107 posts

Joined August 2015

Tad Fibonacci 2019-02-17T20:30:09+00:00

I heard it's illegal in the US but sure, I'd like some.

Beef Wellington

Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2019-02-24T11:24:08+00:00

I hope it won't kill.

A wooden decoration in the shape of an animal of your choice.

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vinnicci

318 posts

Joined December 2015

vinnicci 2019-02-24T13:57:21+00:00

yes, i want it to be shaped as elephant

100% efficient vacuum cleaner but creates black hole when used for more than 10 minutes.

^- -- -^(=ↀωↀ=)

MisakiTobisawa-

372 posts

Joined September 2017

MisakiTobisawa- 2019-02-24T14:15:08+00:00

Well I'll just attach a timer on it so that it always stops before a black hole is created. OH GOD, IT'S MALFUNCTIONING, there's a black hole n-

KotoriIsMyWaifu wrote:
okay

this stuff

pentaqola

43 posts

Joined May 2018

pentaqola 2019-02-24T14:26:58+00:00

I eat whatever is classified as food. As long as I like it.

A machine that can create your own creature, whether it would be from a video game or an actual extinct creature. The problem is that you need a 3D model of the creature and your own blood.

if you found my osu acc through google:
reminder that my old posts in this site does not represent me anymore

i stopped playing osu! and changed a lot through my absence. i feel happier now being free from it :]

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-02-24T18:55:06+00:00

Ehm, I'll take that ability, I guess.

How much blood?

The ability to never get ninja'd unless you get more than 32 minutes in Thread Necromancy. That means you have to make do with 30 points every time you post. Any more, and you'll be ninja'd with about a fifth of a second in-between.

if imagination were made manifest...

Tad Fibonacci

107 posts

Joined August 2015

Tad Fibonacci 2019-02-24T19:03:13+00:00

Nah I'd like high risk high rewards.

An IBM model F.

Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!

pentaqola

43 posts

Joined May 2018

pentaqola 2019-02-24T23:16:29+00:00

Achromalia wrote:
How much blood?

The amount blood donors give out.

Back to the reply above me, that seems more comfortable than my flexible keyboard. I would accept that offer.

Gain the power of telekinesis, but always have a migraine.

if you found my osu acc through google:
reminder that my old posts in this site does not represent me anymore

i stopped playing osu! and changed a lot through my absence. i feel happier now being free from it :]

Cynplytholowazy

363 posts

Joined January 2014

Cynplytholowazy 2019-02-24T23:59:46+00:00

Leave

Take my beatmap nominator badge and do my work

Btw work means 15 requests a week

MisakiTobisawa-

372 posts

Joined September 2017

MisakiTobisawa- 2019-02-25T09:13:56+00:00

maybe when I can rank maps because I can't right now

be good at this game but bad at all other games

Tad Fibonacci

107 posts

Joined August 2015

Tad Fibonacci 2019-02-25T11:03:13+00:00

I like playing video games as a whole, not just Osu! so I guess no.

Have a NASA level PC but have really shitty internet.

Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!

pentaqola

43 posts

Joined May 2018

pentaqola 2019-02-25T13:14:41+00:00

No... My internet connection is already shit every half of the month. I would rather not have an even shittier connection that lasts for the whole month.

Have the ability to morph into any characters from whatever show or game, but when you morph into them, you have this anime girl transformation transition effect before you fully morph.

if you found my osu acc through google:
reminder that my old posts in this site does not represent me anymore

i stopped playing osu! and changed a lot through my absence. i feel happier now being free from it :]

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2019-02-25T21:13:59+00:00

Simple.

No.

An end table.

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TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2019-04-16T15:47:38+00:00

Already got two, so I don't really need more.

Nah

The ability to find the perfect music for any occasion, but you have that song stuck in your until the next song you play and so on

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

Journal

66 posts

Joined December 2017

Journal 2019-04-16T19:19:57+00:00

Lol.
No thanks, that would be a pain. The occasion isn't specified, so it can technically be anything.

Set extremely high, and unattainable standards for yourself and others, or live with no standards at all, regarding anything?