My mother is chonged out of her mind judging by that blank stare, and my father is literally out of his mind cus he's, well... kinda super dead.
So no.
I will not accept this fate.
What if instant ramen was actually instant? Like you're sitting there and you're like "Man, I really want some ramen right now," and BAM a bowl of instant ramen is in your hands, a dollar is gone from your wallet. Instant noodles.