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abraker

johnmedina999 wrote:

Will this help me jumptrill?
Dunno, it was only tested on circle clickers
Meah
Will this make me go invisible so that I can peak on girls perfectly?
Railey2
thats a slick photoshop

but are you sure that the pill doesn't cause autism
YukaFox
Can I play 9key with one hand if I take this pill?
Topic Starter
abraker

Meah wrote:

Will this make me go invisible so that I can peak on girls perfectly?
Sorry it's not HD tested

Railey2 wrote:

but are you sure that the pill doesn't cause autism
It doesn't, read the disclaimer in the fine tiny blurred text on the bottom

BathtubCat wrote:

Can I play 9key with one hand if I take this pill?
Last guy that tried it broke his hand trying to do 9 keys with two fingers. But hey, at least he set the world record for fastest hand spasms
Meah
I need this to 320 BPM girls
YukaFox

abraker wrote:

Last guy that tried it broke his hand trying to do 9 keys with two fingers. But hey, at least he set the world record for fastest hand spasms
Nice, how many pills do I have to take do this telepathically?
Topic Starter
abraker

BathtubCat wrote:

abraker wrote:

Last guy that tried it broke his hand trying to do 9 keys with two fingers. But hey, at least he set the world record for fastest hand spasms
Nice, how many pills do I have to take do this telepathically?
Wait wut? You do know what "telepathically" means, right?
KupcaH
This is what I needed all this time.

Thanks
Blitzfrog
WARNING WARNING WARNING


abraker dropped the beaker when making this pill

It has caused radioactive material to enter into the pill

Please use it only to mutilate your face
Comfy Slippers
At first, I thought this was gonna be a matrix or GitS themed thread.

I'll take the red pill.

It started off well, but you screwed it up.

smh
Railey2

abraker wrote:

Railey2 wrote:

but are you sure that the pill doesn't cause autism
It doesn't, read the disclaimer in the fine tiny blurred text on the bottom
i read it but it doesn't mention autism!!
kai99
^ literally exactly what i was thinking
since it doesnt cause autism i think it's a fine pill
or it's just that autism is a given for the customers
Topic Starter
abraker

Railey2 wrote:

abraker wrote:

It doesn't, read the disclaimer in the fine tiny blurred text on the bottom
i read it but it doesn't mention autism!!

kai99 wrote:

^ literally exactly what i was thinking
since it doesnt cause autism i think it's a fine pill
or it's just that autism is a given for the customers
If you need the pill, then you are likely to have autism already, a new study shows.
Topic Starter
abraker
Well this went much better than last time. Thanks everyone!
Railey2
heyhey now, are you recycling your own shitposts?
Topic Starter
abraker

Railey2 wrote:

heyhey now, are you recycling your own shitposts?
I went bankrupt last time, so I figured to try again now that the jerks are gone. So far the product has been a huge success!
Railey2
I know the shitpost economy is at an all-time low, and everywhere shitposters just try to scrape by, but taking and old product and selling it as new is still fraudulent. Don't you think?

You could have at least branded it under a different name, as a generic so to speak.
The shitpost police will get you if you aren't a bit more careful.
Meah
I tried it, I got drunk
Blitzfrog

Meah wrote:

I tried it, I got drunk
Eat mor pills
Topic Starter
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

Meah wrote:

I tried it, I got drunk
Eat mor pills
Drink 99% alcohol
Lhahein
what happens if i overdose
kai99
you die
Blitzfrog

Conicalegbert wrote:

what happens if i overdose
Overdosu*

If you overdosu you will become able to read AR 30. However, you will lose the ability to play any maps below AR 15.
Topic Starter
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

Conicalegbert wrote:

what happens if i overdose
Overdosu*

If you overdosu you will become able to read AR 30. However, you will lose the ability to play any maps below AR 15.
I need take advantage of that and start marketing it as a clairvoyance drug
Blitzfrog
Here is a good marketing strategy
Don't label the amount of dosage
Since Osu!Pills require only 1 pill, many people will overdose
Then you can sell your antidote
Now I want my 50% profit
Topic Starter
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

Then you can sell your antidote
Why would they want an antidote?
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Then you can sell your antidote
Why would they want an antidote?
For pill poisoning when overdosed
Topic Starter
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

For pill poisoning when overdosed
what poison is AR30? That's a superpower!
Blitzfrog
You're right, might as well overdose till you can't read anything < AR100
Topic Starter
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

You're right, might as well overdose till you can't read anything < AR100
Why stop there when you can keep overdosing until you see your own death?
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

You're right, might as well overdose till you can't read anything < AR100
Why stop there when you can keep overdosing until you see your own death?
Because I don't like playing SD
NF is better
Topic Starter
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

Because I don't like playing SD
NF is better
PF or quit
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