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u s a g i
if you shit on me, I'll get my future husband to beat you up
Cynplytholowazy
If you get your future husband to beat me up, I'll run to prevent him beating me up until I get to the police office.
Blitzfrog
If you run to prevent him beatig you up until you get to the police office, I will put a wall around all the police office
45Traeath
If you put that, I'll build a wall elsewhere.
Pituophis
If you build a wall, I'll make Mexico pay for it.
Blitzfrog
If you get Mexico to pay for it, I will buy your house like a trump
MagicalPug
If you buy a house like Trump, I will crash a plane into Trump Tower
Blitzfrog
If you crash a plane into Trump Tower, I will crash 4 planes into the Twin Tower
Rwyta
if you crash 4 planes into the Twin Tower, i'll pray for Osama
45Traeath
If you pray for Osama, I'll pray for Ben Laden.
Blitzfrog
If you pray for Ben Ladin, I will pray for Bin Ladin
Parified
If you pray for Bin Ladin, Ill play Taiko no Tatsujin
Tsred
If you play Taiko no Tatsujin, Ill play Taiko no Tatsujin.
Meah
If you'll play Taiko no Tatsujin, I'll sleep
Blitzfrog
If you sleep, I will pour liquid nitrogen on your face
JeromeTT
If you pour liquid nitrogen on my face, I will delete your osu!
Blitzfrog
If you delete my osu! I will delete everyone you love
MagicalPug
If you delete everyone that I love, I would kill you for your flesh
Blitzfrog
If you kill me for my flesh, I will eat you
Zekks
If you eat me, I'll send nudes
- Jade -
If you send me nudes, I'll block you
Rwyta
If you block me, i'll guard break you
Blitzfrog
If you guard break me, I'll strip you
45Traeath
If you do that, I'll run away (I'm dead though).
Blitzfrog
If you run away, I will hook
TikusGoreng

Blitzfrog wrote:

If you run away, I will hook
If you hooked me, I'll scream "YEE"
Blitzfrog
If you scream YEE, I will cheese grate you
TikusGoreng
If u cheese grate me, I'll turn into a banana
Blitzfrog
If you turn into a banana, I will shove it up your pet
Rwyta
If you shove it up my pet, i'll make your dog die from homophobia

im dying
MagicalPug
If you make my dog die from homophobia, I will say " I dont fucking care " to your mom
Blitzfrog
If you say that to my mom, I will force you to eat vegetables
WavePoint
If you drink bleach, I will be happy.
Blitzfrog
If you're happy, I will make you more happy
45Traeath
If you do so, I'll ascend to Nirvana.
Blitzfrog
If you ascend to Nirvana

I will make you fall down to Niagara
Shota
If you stop flooding and killing forum games by posting 3+ times in a row

I will drop this topic
Blitzfrog
Not quite in a row haha

If you drop this topic, I will drop you like your mother did
Adorn
If you drop me like my mother did

I will cry.
Blitzfrog
If you cry

I will cry too :(
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