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GSG95
If you get pregnant, I'm moving to Mexico.
Horaizon-
If you move to mexico, I'll move to japan
Kruzon
if you move to japan, I'll confiscate anime
LolMitch5
If you confiscate anime, I'll play Lunatic Touhou.
Zenotama
If you play Lunatic Touhou, I'll call you a weeb.
Horaizon-
If you call him a weeb, I'll call myself an otaku
Underforest
If you call yourself an otaku, I'll met you as the most weird person I ever seen
Kruzon
if you lost your mind, i'll grant you salvation
MagicalPug
If you grant me salvation, I will give you all the stuff you need
DeletedUser_6709840
If you give me the stuff I'll need, I'll hug you.
45Traeath
If you hug OsuPug, my brain will overheat.
MagicalPug
If your brain overheats, I will let you die
DeletedUser_6709840
If you let someone die, I'll be disappointed in you.
MagicalPug
If your going to be disappointed in me, I will rob cookezi's house and give you his osu! setup lol
45Traeath
If you do that, I'll make the world run out of cookies.
DeletedUser_6709840
If you make the world have no cookies, I'll cry
MagicalPug
If you cry, I will give you the last cookie and murder that french guy with a tablet and accuse cookezi he did IT
45Traeath
(The tablet or its "pencil"? Please not "both" '-')

Dying aside, if you accuse that person, I'll shout "Objection!" in my deathbed.
MagicalPug
(Its the Tablet)
If you shout Phoenix's Word, I will stab you once again and tell the audinace that Cookezi forced me to do it lol
45Traeath
If you stab, the living painting in my deathbed's room will follow you to death.
MagicalPug
If the Living painting kills me, Quebec will start a war with France
puccithecat
if you didn't find them, i'll kill them myself
45Traeath

MagicalPug wrote:

If the Living painting kills me, Quebec will start a war with France
(It will only follow you, sliding through the walls '-')


If you do that by yourself, you will be the last man alive.


...Oh wait, I'll be dead by that moment.
Horaizon-
If you will be the last man alive, I'll go back haunting you
Zain Sugieres
If you go back to haunting him, I will get to challenjour.
Blitzfrog

Zain Sugieres wrote:

If you go back to haunting him, I will get to challenjour.
If you get to challenjour, I will beat Rafis in osu!
Kobi_old_1
If you beat Rafis in osu, I will eat my hat.
45Traeath
If you eat your hat, I'll make Archimedes come out of it inside of you.
Offdensen
If you make Archimedes come out of it inside me,I'll yell the cory in the house anime opening
MagicalPug
If you yell the cory in the house anime opening I will have sex with you
GSG95
if you have sex with me, i'll be your wife
7ambda
I'm dead right now.

I'm also not dead right now.
45Traeath

GSG95 wrote:

if you have sex with me, i'll be your wife
If you marry me, I will still not be resurrected.
MagicalPug
If I marry you, The world would end
deckialord

MagicalPug wrote:

If I marry you, The world would end
If the World ended the BLACK MAGE would return.
MagicalPug
If BLACK MAGE would return, It will turn into a white one
Cynplytholowazy
If you nuke fg, I'll be well known
Luqanted
If you're well known, I'll kill myself
Cynplytholowazy
If you kill yourself, I will ask peppy to delete your account.
MagicalPug
If you ask peppy do delete the account, fucking shit will happen
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