By not playing osu!
Play the game they play instead and prove that you're better than them at that game
Play the game they play instead and prove that you're better than them at that game
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Make them start playing osu! and bask in your superiority as they keep asking you to teach them how to play.
And suffer in self-guilt as they start catching up to you.
And suffer in self-guilt as they start catching up to you.
bragging about osu is like bragging about how much anime you watch
you gon' look autistic man
you might as well whip your dick out and hope for the best
you gon' look autistic man
you might as well whip your dick out and hope for the best
1 v 1 them
Anything over AR9.3 with streams + HD should do the trick.
try FLKaofie wrote:
Anything over AR9.3 with streams + HD should do the trick.
Any map with ar9+ and bpm220+ with fast sliders looks pretty impressive for ppl who never played osu.
Show your pp
This actually happened to me. About one and a half years ago, I was at 70k and my league friend saw me playing and asked what it was about. I told him it was a rhythm game with shit loads of eastern music. Present day, I'm at 29K and he is at 25K. He rubs it in everytime we party up. I cri evritiem T.TArthraxium wrote:
Make them start playing osu! and bask in your superiority as they keep asking you to teach them how to play.
And suffer in self-guilt as they start catching up to you.
If you just want to impress them no matter what, let them play -and fail- on a normal map first, then play an AR9+ map
Hidden + doubletime.
+ hardrock + flashlight + perfectKukiMonster wrote:
Hidden + doubletime.
Don't bother because the reality is...
They probably don't give a fuck.
They probably don't give a fuck.
Hey, that's me!Arthraxium wrote:
Make them start playing osu! and bask in your superiority as they keep asking you to teach them how to play.
And suffer in self-guilt as they start catching up to you.
Heey, I was one of those people invited to osu and sucked.SkullFull wrote:
Hey, that's me!Arthraxium wrote:
Make them start playing osu! and bask in your superiority as they keep asking you to teach them how to play.
And suffer in self-guilt as they start catching up to you.
Now I laugh at their small pp xD
All the people who introduced me to osu have less than 200pp.
Play Freedom dive [FOUR DIMENSIONS] with AP and get acc above 40%
Or pass 07th Expansion - rog-limitation [Insane]
Or pass 07th Expansion - rog-limitation [Insane]
try osu!mania with 150BPM 1/4 broken stairs pattern on 4k
Rilene wrote:
try osu!mania with 150BPM 1/4 broken stairs pattern on 4k
Nononononoono
or maybe 200BPM 1/2 stairs will do
Make them play the song you plan to play on no-fail first. Then show them how amazing you are.
OH GOD YESArthraxium wrote:
Make them start playing osu! and bask in your superiority as they keep asking you to teach them how to play.
And suffer in self-guilt as they start catching up to you.
And then brag about how much you're "awesome" even if you're rank 200k bad.Binzhou5 wrote:
Three words: Fast but easy.
Also get them to give it a shot. They're likely to bomb the beatmap haha
Just FC any 4*+ song. Then challenge one of the skeptics to come up and try the game themselves.
4 star maps are for pussies.Minhtam wrote:
Just FC any 4*+ song. Then challenge one of the skeptics to come up and try the game themselves.
"non osu players"sbstratos79 wrote:
4 star maps are for pussies.Minhtam wrote:
Just FC any 4*+ song. Then challenge one of the skeptics to come up and try the game themselves.
So trueBauxe wrote:
Don't bother because the reality is...
They probably don't give a fuck.
Just use relax and don't tell them what that is.
Play any osu!mania map with a considerably fast scroll speed and +HD mod.
They'd be like, "WHOA DAMN THAT'S FAST HOW DO YOU SEE THAT"
They'd be like, "WHOA DAMN THAT'S FAST HOW DO YOU SEE THAT"
trueArthraxium wrote:
Play any osu!mania map with a considerably fast scroll speed and +HD mod.
They'd be like, "WHOA DAMN THAT'S FAST HOW DO YOU SEE THAT"
Yeah, mania is far far more impressive to look atArthraxium wrote:
Play any osu!mania map with a considerably fast scroll speed and +HD mod.
They'd be like, "WHOA DAMN THAT'S FAST HOW DO YOU SEE THAT"
NoAdder wrote:
Yeah, mania is far far more impressive to look atArthraxium wrote:
Play any osu!mania map with a considerably fast scroll speed and +HD mod.
They'd be like, "WHOA DAMN THAT'S FAST HOW DO YOU SEE THAT"
Actually the only one you should want to impress is yourselves ... ^-^
Tutorial w/ HD
(They will be asking: "HOW DID YOU KNEW WHEN YOU HAD TO CLICK??!?!?!?")
(They will be asking: "HOW DID YOU KNEW WHEN YOU HAD TO CLICK??!?!?!?")
do a handstand