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My older brother getting topless ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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My older brother getting topless ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
THEN. DON'T. POST. GOD. DAMMIT.[ microism ] wrote:
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I was playing CS:GO and some random guy was typing in random, scientific cat facts in chat, throughout the whole game.
Around 5 minutes
My reaction:
"I can never pour my drinks properly"
and
"What are the rules of Basketball?"
"Oh, just like Quidditch"
and
"What are the rules of Basketball?"
"Oh, just like Quidditch"
That moment when your friends want to ditch someone but none of them want to be the executioner. XD
ur anal rectum
"On facebook I joined the poledancing society to view their pics; they're all clapped"
"What's clapped?"
"Ugly"
"Aw shit I've been slacking on my slang, gonna use that now. That's what you get for going to Hull for University; girls in my dance society are mostly BUFF."
"Fuck man, f you taught me how to dance well like I asked you years ago, I would join my dance society."
"What's clapped?"
"Ugly"
"Aw shit I've been slacking on my slang, gonna use that now. That's what you get for going to Hull for University; girls in my dance society are mostly BUFF."
"Fuck man, f you taught me how to dance well like I asked you years ago, I would join my dance society."
The fact that my university has a pole-dancing club, and on the sports fair, they had a pole set up.
Also, seeing questions in amazon.com about whether this or that part will fit in their laptops... on pages for desktop components.
Also, seeing questions in amazon.com about whether this or that part will fit in their laptops... on pages for desktop components.
"When I was 17 some asshole on a motorbike hit into me on the pavement, knocked me down and completely tore my leg out of it's socket. When I got to hospital they had to put it back in immediately before they could even operate so I was awake for the whole thing.
Unbeknown to me my testicle had retracted up into my body, and when the doctor shoved my leg bone back in with about as much force as he could muster, my testicle was still inside the hip socket, and got partially crushed. "
Unbeknown to me my testicle had retracted up into my body, and when the doctor shoved my leg bone back in with about as much force as he could muster, my testicle was still inside the hip socket, and got partially crushed. "
"Guys I got the tickets. You have to pay me £24 each, that includes you Ryan"
"Ay why you're naming me?"
"Making sure you don't pull off some sneaky shit like always."
"Remember that skin I gifted you and that birthday present too?"
"No"
"It's cus you were drunk that's why"
"No I wasn't"
"Ye I remember that, I gifted you a skin while back too"
"No you didn't."
"Ye ye ye!! I remember that too!"
"You niggaz"
"Aiyy remember dat time I gave birth to you son
"
"ye same"
"yeyeye"
"yeyeye"
"Ay why you're naming me?"
"Making sure you don't pull off some sneaky shit like always."
"Remember that skin I gifted you and that birthday present too?"
"No"
"It's cus you were drunk that's why"
"No I wasn't"
"Ye I remember that, I gifted you a skin while back too"
"No you didn't."
"Ye ye ye!! I remember that too!"
"You niggaz"
"Aiyy remember dat time I gave birth to you son
""ye same"
"yeyeye"
"yeyeye"
"Guys I'm on overdraft"
"What the hell Ryan, swear we all just received our first portion of student finance yesterday"
"MATE, mans already spent my entire student's finance for a terms worth of house rent"
"IS THAT HOUSE WORTH IT, ARE THE GIRLS WORTH ITTTT"
"IT'S FUCKIN WORTH IT MANNNNNN, dw I'll find a new job soon, need to visit the local pubs/clubs to get my standard bartender job"
"You're not even into any of the girls in your house even though they're all sooo hot"
"It's not about them, it's about sending a message... that I'mma fuckin playa"
"I like that, I like that"
"I rate, I rate that"
"looooooooooool"
"yeyeyeye"
"Ya know me"
"What the hell Ryan, swear we all just received our first portion of student finance yesterday"
"MATE, mans already spent my entire student's finance for a terms worth of house rent"
"IS THAT HOUSE WORTH IT, ARE THE GIRLS WORTH ITTTT"
"IT'S FUCKIN WORTH IT MANNNNNN, dw I'll find a new job soon, need to visit the local pubs/clubs to get my standard bartender job"
"You're not even into any of the girls in your house even though they're all sooo hot"
"It's not about them, it's about sending a message... that I'mma fuckin playa"
"I like that, I like that"
"I rate, I rate that"
"looooooooooool"
"yeyeyeye"
"Ya know me"
...So apparently official Pokémon butt merchandise is a real thing.
Someone in the restaurant that I work in complained that the wasabi wasn't strong enough, so the head chef prepared him a special spring roll that was stuffed with what looked like a dozen spoons of wasabi along with the vegetables.
Myself.
"Swear down if LGD loses to TSM..."
"Innit, these Chinese/Korean hybrid teams so shit"
"No communication innit. One side is like 'annyeonghaseyo!!' and the other is like 'Ni Hao Ma?' "
"lel"
"Swear down if LGD loses to TSM..."
"Innit, these Chinese/Korean hybrid teams so shit"
"No communication innit. One side is like 'annyeonghaseyo!!' and the other is like 'Ni Hao Ma?' "
"lel"
Perfect
"hey guys, i've decided to start streaming so if all goes to plan i'll be starting tomorrow, so any support is appreciated (even if its you guys mocking me)"
"lol what a twat"
"lol what a twat"
EneT wrote:
"hey guys, i've decided to start streaming so if all goes to plan i'll be starting tomorrow, so any support is appreciated (even if its you guys mocking me)"
"lol what a twat"
This.
I saw the opening to the 2002 version of Kanon for the first time.