You gain only a small present as your happiness. Sorry ;w;
I wish to be able to play other mods not just nomod.
I wish to be able to play other mods not just nomod.
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Granted. But you have to practice
I wish...(Uh oh I am running out of wishes) for nothing
I wish...(Uh oh I am running out of wishes) for nothing
Granted, but your quality life will worsen to the point you'll regret making that decision.
I wish to play videogames all day, living the NEET life.
I wish to play videogames all day, living the NEET life.
Granted but your health will decrease rapidly.
I wish for breakfast...
I wish for breakfast...
Granted, but it tastes awful.
I wish to became any TH character. Cirno or Fujwara is good.
I wish to became any TH character. Cirno or Fujwara is good.
Sorry, but i don't have maneiz.
I wish to be little tsundere loli.
I wish to be little tsundere loli.
Kouya-
Granted, but by doing so you've nullified the existence of other genders and sparked a gender war.
I wish for an apple pie that never runs out
I wish for an apple pie that never runs out
Granted
I wish that I somehow make it into OT without getting flamed.
I wish that I somehow make it into OT without getting flamed.
Granted. But your life partner dies earlier than you...
I wish that I am a little more brave
I wish that I am a little more brave
Granted, but the ones you love the most will be afraid of you.
Very afraid.
I wish beer tasted like fruit juice.
Very afraid.
I wish beer tasted like fruit juice.
granted, but not good for you
I wish no more assignment for now
I wish no more assignment for now
Granted, but you'll be having a pop quiz the day after.
I wish I had an iPad.
I wish I had an iPad.
Granted but you broke it the next day.
I wish there are greater apps on the app store
I wish there are greater apps on the app store
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Granted but all the kids never look away anymore.
I wish the school grading system was changed.
I wish the school grading system was changed.
Granted, but you can't get any garde.
I wish to be Co**iezi.
I wish to be Co**iezi.
Granted, but you got banned after a few days of starting osu! due to suspicious ranking.
I wish I had a pack of batteries.
I wish I had a pack of batteries.
Granted, but all your batteries failed.
I wish that don is real...
I wish that don is real...
Granted, but they're already dead.
I wish for a pitcher of iced tea.
I wish for a pitcher of iced tea.
Granted but that iced tea is too cold for you to drink...
I wish for bedtime
I wish for bedtime
Topic Starter
Granted. But bedtime. Is all the time.
I wish I had a bomb
I wish I had a bomb
Granted but it will explode in front of you
I wish for time freeze
I wish for time freeze
Granted, but you just get a frozen clock.
I wish for 3d animu grills
I wish for 3d animu grills
Wished Granted, but no
I wish I was a singer
I wish I was a singer
You become one, but no one really appreciates your songs much, sadly. So you aren't very successful.
I wish i could turn into a loli
I wish i could turn into a loli
Topic Starter
Granted! But there are creepy. creepy. creepy people.
I wish I was could sleep while being covered in milk.
I wish I was could sleep while being covered in milk.
Granted, you now super cute loli for forever. Also, you being fanserviced.
I wish to became my favorite waifu. (It's Utsuho Reiuji.)
I wish to became my favorite waifu. (It's Utsuho Reiuji.)
Granted, but then a memer will become a saiko and kill you.
I wish that this thread never existed, and that my version remained active. Burn
I wish that this thread never existed, and that my version remained active. Burn
Granted, but that thread immediately got wastelanded without any significantly hilarious wishes. Valiant effort, but my condolences.
I wish that most G&R posts weren't made of redundant excuses of slackjobs waiting for their mum to spoonfeed them.
I wish that most G&R posts weren't made of redundant excuses of slackjobs waiting for their mum to spoonfeed them.
I wish I could be drunk more,eee
Granted but its filled with slackjobs waiting for dad to spoon feed them.
I wish I could avoid the internet when I am drunk.
Wish Granted, but no one.
I wish It's cold in Philippines. napawisan na ako
I wish It's cold in Philippines. napawisan na ako
Granted but Philippines will go down to the lowest temperature that no one can actually live
I wish summer dosen't exist
I wish summer dosen't exist
Wish granted but no summer holiday
I wish all humans would mature at the same rate.
I wish all humans would mature at the same rate.
Wish granted but they mature so slowly they die before they do.
I wish for fast hands
I wish for fast hands
Granted but it will be uncontrollable that you will rank Ds or even fails in songs
I wish that my accuracy can improve
I wish that my accuracy can improve