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Garpo
Wish granted but now you're on the most wanted criminals list

I wish for new cat toys
The Gambler
Granted, but your cat is a tiger, and all humans are its toys.

I wish my car would get more miles to the gallon
Garpo
Wish granted but now it's a boat.

I wish for a bottomless water bottle.
The Gambler
Granted, but the fact that it held endless amounts of water caused it to flood the earth. Even Noah couldn't survive this one.

I wish my tendency to show my feelings on my face was replaced with an LCD impersonation of a meme.
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you're arrested after 1 hour for tech drugs.

I wish to be 2D anime girl.
AlyNight
Granted but you had to start your new life at the anime world from the scratch.(no friends,no family,etc)
I wish that my life is flawless...
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you teleported into anime world.

I wish to be pro player in any TH game/osu
Renevant
Granted, but you end up hating the game over time

I wish there were some good TV shows on right now
AlyNight
Granted but the TV shows did not match your free time.
I wish that I will not grow old.
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you're 120 year old now.

I wish to became any TH character.
Garpo
Wish Granted but you're forced to spend the rest of your days underwater.

I wish to be able to tan well.
KatouMegumi
Granted, but wtf, i'll take it back!!!

I wish to became an Cookiezi.
AlyNight
Granted. Cookiezi will become mad since you are now a clone of him.
Now I wish for an forever lasting pencil.
KatouMegumi

Sniverre235 wrote:

Granted. Cookiezi will become mad since you are now a clone of him.
Now I wish for an forever lasting pencil.
TY, now i can full FC Koukou no Sousei Chaos diff.

QT: But, i don't have manei

I wish to became an fairy. Male fairy. (WTF?)
The Gambler
Granted, but you end up hating your job like the Rock did:



I wish I didn't wake up with a cold every morning.
-SayaKai
Wish granted, but 2hot4u

I wish I have a supptag nao ;w;
KatouMegumi
Granted, but sooner, if my mum gives me some moneyz.

I wish for supptag.
-SayaKai
Wish granted, but what?

I wish I'm being pru. forever
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you need tablet IMMEDITATELY!!! store.ppy.sh if ya want.

I wish for faster hands.
AlyNight
Granted. But your hands are uncontrollable now...
I wish for a good friend...
The Gambler
Granted, but it was all an act and you were betrayed Machiavellian style. Good luck mate.

I wish I had an entire room dedicated for anime and other otaku stuff.
AlyNight
Granted.But then your friends stole all of them.
I wish I had all beatmaps in osu!
miku18_old
Granted, but a day after you'll get a mysterious virus that deletes all of them.

I wish I had a milkshake right now.
AlyNight
Granted but your friend drank the whole cup.
I wish it is night for the whole day.
The Gambler
Granted but the power is out and you suffer a severe case of nightblindness (it's real; it's called xeropthalmia)

I wish Supah Hot Fire didn't win that rap battle.
Garpo
Wish granted but it ends in a tie.

I wish for gifts to give to others.
AlyNight
Wish granted. But you ended up giving your gifts away...
I wish that nobody hates me
Daichi Shinku
Wish granted by killing everybody on the earth, so no one will hate you nor loves you
I wish the guy below me is corrupted
AlyNight
Granted but he will kill you

I wish for a hotdog
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but he'll bark if you ate it.

I wish for nothing.
AlyNight
Granted but you will go hungry for no food.

I wish for sarcasm
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but that was a good wish.

I wish for the guy below me to be banned :^)
Garpo
Wish granted, but you also get banned

I wish for more time in the day.
KatouMegumi
Granted, but night lasts forever.

I wish to be Cirno.
-SayaKai
Wish granted

I wish I am assassin again
AlyNight
Wish granted. Unfortunately you got caught.
I wish I am a ice mage...
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you're Sub-Zero now.

I wish for Fujiwara as my friend, or even wife.
Treekii
Wish granted, but she's now a yandere

I wish soda was healthy for you
AlyNight
Wish granted but soda will not be delicious then;like all healthy foods.
I wish money is not a problem to the world...
The Gambler
Granted, but we all go back to bartering our goods and those can't haggle well die out, including you.

I wish more epic posts appear on FG
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