Corrupt a wish!

The Gambler

Joined September 2013

The Gambler 2015-05-23T15:03:01+00:00

ElliottB1 wrote:
Granted, but then 4chan finds out and does THIS:

I wish I could be able to divide by zero.

Get embed rekt.

OT: Granted, but in doing so you've created a singularity connecting this world and a corresponding anti-world. Both worlds get annihilated.

I wish MLG didn't have to ruin osu!.

Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0

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GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

Topic Starter

GSG95 2015-05-23T15:27:29+00:00

Granted. But then I had to ruin Osss.

I wish I had a calculator.

Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot

AnotherEpicName

203 posts

Joined February 2014

AnotherEpicName 2015-05-23T15:29:05+00:00

granted but there's a shortcircuit on the opamp and the capacitor explodes in your face.

I wish for more yuuko doujinshi

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-05-23T15:38:44+00:00

Granted, but that was transforns into ecchi.

I wish to have ability to flight.

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

AnotherEpicName

203 posts

Joined February 2014

AnotherEpicName 2015-05-23T15:41:26+00:00

fizzn1 wrote:
Granted, but that was transforns into ecchi.

and how was that bad? xD

granted but you fly into a wall

I wish for moneyz

Aomi

1,993 posts

Joined August 2013

Aomi 2015-05-23T15:44:41+00:00

Wish granted, but you only get 1 cent.

I wish to be better in volleyball.

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-05-23T15:44:57+00:00

AnotherEpicName wrote:
fizzn1 wrote:
Granted, but that was transforns into ecchi.
and how was that bad? xD

granted but you fly into a wall

I wish for moneyz

Not hentai.

Granted, but it's one penny.

I wish to be Utsuho Reiuji, bcse i needs to be in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games. Or Nagasaki, Mayak factory.

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

Garpo

174 posts

Joined March 2014

Garpo 2015-05-25T00:39:54+00:00

Wish granted but now you're on the most wanted criminals list

I wish for new cat toys

The Gambler

1,304 posts

Joined September 2013

The Gambler 2015-05-25T00:41:34+00:00

Granted, but your cat is a tiger, and all humans are its toys.

I wish my car would get more miles to the gallon

Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0

For those that swear their existence to keyboards --> https://geekhack.org/ || https://deskthority.net || https://mechanicalkeyboards.com

Garpo

174 posts

Joined March 2014

Garpo 2015-05-25T00:43:54+00:00

Wish granted but now it's a boat.

I wish for a bottomless water bottle.

The Gambler

1,304 posts

Joined September 2013

The Gambler 2015-05-25T00:46:04+00:00

Granted, but the fact that it held endless amounts of water caused it to flood the earth. Even Noah couldn't survive this one.

I wish my tendency to show my feelings on my face was replaced with an LCD impersonation of a meme.

Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0

For those that swear their existence to keyboards --> https://geekhack.org/ || https://deskthority.net || https://mechanicalkeyboards.com

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-05-25T02:52:58+00:00

Granted, but you're arrested after 1 hour for tech drugs.

I wish to be 2D anime girl.

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-05-25T03:02:48+00:00

Granted but you had to start your new life at the anime world from the scratch.(no friends,no family,etc)
I wish that my life is flawless...

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-05-25T03:11:33+00:00

Granted, but you teleported into anime world.

I wish to be pro player in any TH game/osu

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

Renevant

894 posts

Joined July 2013

Renevant 2015-05-25T03:36:50+00:00

Granted, but you end up hating the game over time

I wish there were some good TV shows on right now

i like cute things

and sasasasasasasami and twin drills

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-05-25T03:41:08+00:00

Granted but the TV shows did not match your free time.
I wish that I will not grow old.

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-05-25T03:44:01+00:00

Granted, but you're 120 year old now.

I wish to became any TH character.

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

Garpo

174 posts

Joined March 2014

Garpo 2015-05-25T09:08:21+00:00

Wish Granted but you're forced to spend the rest of your days underwater.

I wish to be able to tan well.

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-05-25T09:38:21+00:00

Granted, but wtf, i'll take it back!!!

I wish to became an Cookiezi.

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-05-25T09:41:50+00:00

Granted. Cookiezi will become mad since you are now a clone of him.
Now I wish for an forever lasting pencil.

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-05-25T09:51:16+00:00

Sniverre235 wrote:
Granted. Cookiezi will become mad since you are now a clone of him.
Now I wish for an forever lasting pencil.

TY, now i can full FC Koukou no Sousei Chaos diff.

QT: But, i don't have manei

I wish to became an fairy. Male fairy. (WTF?)

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

The Gambler

1,304 posts

Joined September 2013

The Gambler 2015-05-25T12:03:39+00:00

Granted, but you end up hating your job like the Rock did:

I wish I didn't wake up with a cold every morning.

Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0

For those that swear their existence to keyboards --> https://geekhack.org/ || https://deskthority.net || https://mechanicalkeyboards.com

-SayaKai

1,847 posts

Joined October 2014

-SayaKai 2015-05-25T12:05:32+00:00

Wish granted, but 2hot4u

I wish I have a supptag nao ;w;

Spamming katface is good though.

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-05-25T13:17:22+00:00

Granted, but sooner, if my mum gives me some moneyz.

I wish for supptag.

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

-SayaKai

1,847 posts

Joined October 2014

-SayaKai 2015-05-25T13:25:43+00:00

Wish granted, but what?

I wish I'm being pru. forever

Spamming katface is good though.

KatouMegumi

923 posts

Joined May 2014

KatouMegumi 2015-05-25T13:27:52+00:00

Granted, but you need tablet IMMEDITATELY!!! store.ppy.sh if ya want.

I wish for faster hands.

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/User:Katoumegumi

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-05-26T01:44:41+00:00

Granted. But your hands are uncontrollable now...
I wish for a good friend...

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

The Gambler

1,304 posts

Joined September 2013

The Gambler 2015-05-26T01:53:08+00:00

Granted, but it was all an act and you were betrayed Machiavellian style. Good luck mate.

I wish I had an entire room dedicated for anime and other otaku stuff.

Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0

For those that swear their existence to keyboards --> https://geekhack.org/ || https://deskthority.net || https://mechanicalkeyboards.com

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-05-26T05:10:44+00:00

Granted.But then your friends stole all of them.
I wish I had all beatmaps in osu!

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

miku18_old

61 posts

Joined January 2013

miku18_old 2015-05-26T06:12:50+00:00

Granted, but a day after you'll get a mysterious virus that deletes all of them.

I wish I had a milkshake right now.

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-05-26T06:18:19+00:00

Granted but your friend drank the whole cup.
I wish it is night for the whole day.

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

The Gambler

1,304 posts

Joined September 2013

The Gambler 2015-05-26T15:29:33+00:00

Granted but the power is out and you suffer a severe case of nightblindness (it's real; it's called xeropthalmia)

I wish Supah Hot Fire didn't win that rap battle.

Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0

For those that swear their existence to keyboards --> https://geekhack.org/ || https://deskthority.net || https://mechanicalkeyboards.com

Garpo

174 posts

Joined March 2014

Garpo 2015-05-27T00:49:47+00:00

Wish granted but it ends in a tie.

I wish for gifts to give to others.

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-05-27T00:55:09+00:00

Wish granted. But you ended up giving your gifts away...
I wish that nobody hates me

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

Daichi Shinku

456 posts

Joined May 2013

Daichi Shinku 2015-05-27T02:25:19+00:00

Wish granted by killing everybody on the earth, so no one will hate you nor loves you
I wish the guy below me is corrupted

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-05-27T04:39:34+00:00

Granted but he will kill you

I wish for a hotdog

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

Daichi Shinku

456 posts

Joined May 2013

Daichi Shinku 2015-05-27T04:49:44+00:00

Granted, but he'll bark if you ate it.

I wish for nothing.

AlyNight

50 posts

Joined April 2015

AlyNight 2015-05-27T04:52:22+00:00

Granted but you will go hungry for no food.

I wish for sarcasm

A little advict from someone.

I beg you to not push yourself too much. I pushed myself a little over my limits of playing standard! and taiko! maps. I can see why getting +97% acc on easy maps will help improve. Playing hard maps are always fun but I had learnt that if we push too much RSI will come. I had learnt a valuable lesson.

Daichi Shinku

456 posts

Joined May 2013

Daichi Shinku 2015-05-27T04:55:43+00:00

Granted, but that was a good wish.

I wish for the guy below me to be banned :^)

Garpo

174 posts

Joined March 2014

Garpo 2015-05-27T11:04:05+00:00

Wish granted, but you also get banned

I wish for more time in the day.