ShipYourEnemiesGlitter is such an awesome idea like their faq is totally pissed off.
I like that;
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Let us send them some stupid fucking glitter that is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Why should I pay you to send glitter to someone I hate?
First off, use your fucking imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that fuckface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.
ok i'm crying