I used to have a friend who called me "Aladdin" five finger discount game was strong. but also bad, 0/10 do not recommend, and another who called me "Yopu" because she was the weaboo queen and she typo'd "you" one day and decided it was "SUPER CUTE OMGGGG! ^3^"
These days the few friends I have call me "Kibs" or "Kibble". I get some weird nicknames, and I've had so many of them that at this point I genuinely have to pause and think for a moment when someone asks me my name. Doesn't really help with seeming like a mature and responsible adult, eh?
"What's your name?"
"Uuhhhhhhhhmmm..."