Low wrote:
i wonder what the context behind this is
(Overseas trip, friend hands me the type of phone charger that uses AA batteries instead of having an internal battery)
Friend: Help me hold on to it
Me: Why should I
Friend: Well at least you get to use it
Me: You know I chew through batteries like mad right? (referring to my phone's extensive battery use, not the literal chewing at this point)
Friend: How many CAN you chew through in 10 mins? (realises potential to piss him off)
Me: All of them
*starts taking out the batteries and biting them so that they won't fit the charger anymore