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If you say so. I'll just continue preaching in your holy name.
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Pay no heed to the seeming link between the missing members, who never existed in the first place, and the upgrading of the Adoration Point measuring robots.
I won't. Besides, lord, you'll always have the masses begging to join the almighty ranks of the Lewa fanclub, so a few missing members won't do anything. I was too busy praising you at the barbecue night to notice anyone disappearing, and I don't think anyone else noticed, either.
our idol has returned! \:D/ \:D/ \:D/
I am so ready for barbecue night
I am so ready for barbecue night
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That is to be expected of you.Dazdy wrote:
I won't. Besides, lord, you'll always have the masses begging to join the almighty ranks of the Lewa fanclub, so a few missing members won't do anything. I was too busy praising you at the barbecue night to notice anyone disappearing, and I don't think anyone else noticed, either.
And Lewa said, Behold, I have given you barbecue food, which is shoved upon the mouths of every member of the Lewa-sama fanclub, and every member, is to praise Lewa-sama for it; to Lewa-sama, it shall be for meat. -Lewaism 1:29
That is what I thought after looking at that beautiful work.
That is what I thought after looking at that beautiful work.
Brian OA wrote:
FTFY because it's spook day today
happy hanukkah
happy hanukkah
Found some fanart of our great leader lewa on Twitter.
This is amazing. OwOBrian OA wrote:
Shirts hide body features such as pectoral holes and no gainz
Explain thisAs the Head of Costly Adoration (aka the product director) for Lewa-sama, I must state that his post about world domination is role-playing to promote a movie he's currently filming. There is no ETA, as we must get every aspect of it perfect to demonstrate thelewa's fabulousness. He is not in any way going to dominate the world. Why would he need to, when the whole world's already fighting to demonstrate their adoration of him?
I will leave it up to him if he feels that this post requires further explanation.
I can confirm. Been working on this promo poster for the upcoming movie for a while now.theLiminator wrote:
Explain thisAs the Head of Costly Adoration (aka the product director) for Lewa-sama, I must state that his post about world domination is role-playing to promote a movie he's currently filming. There is no ETA, as we must get every aspect of it perfect to demonstrate thelewa's fabulousness. He is not in any way going to dominate the world. Why would he need to, when the whole world's already fighting to demonstrate their adoration of him?
I will leave it up to him if he feels that this post requires further explanation.
and I quote
Lewa, 13;38
And I give thy everyone accuracy a blessing, a blessing none shall have but me. Come, my dearest low-pp'ed scrub and follow my ways so you might be enlightened by my holy hair
Lewa, 13;38
And I give thy everyone accuracy a blessing, a blessing none shall have but me. Come, my dearest low-pp'ed scrub and follow my ways so you might be enlightened by my holy hair
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Surely a perfect being such as me has no need to take over the world? People will relinquish its reins over to me out of their own free will.theLiminator wrote:
Explain thisAs the Head of Costly Adoration (aka the product director) for Lewa-sama, I must state that his post about world domination is role-playing to promote a movie he's currently filming. There is no ETA, as we must get every aspect of it perfect to demonstrate thelewa's fabulousness. He is not in any way going to dominate the world. Why would he need to, when the whole world's already fighting to demonstrate their adoration of him?
I will leave it up to him if he feels that this post requires further explanation.
When i think about THELEWA I TOUCH MYSELF, OH NO OH NO OHNOOO~~~
thelewa I watch your videos 5 times everydai <3
Actual #1
Actual #1
heilNotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
Brian OA wrote:
FTFY because it's spook day today
happy hanukkah
The cops are after me now, They know what i've done, I can' stay here now, its not safe for me anymore, I must gather my lolis and escape.
I Pray to lewa every second to grant me safe passage
I Pray to lewa every second to grant me safe passage
where the FUCK is my honorary membership you piece of shit
Lewa-sama is always hard at work receiving adoration from his mighty league of fans who praise him. He will get to you in time, if you adore him enough. Your staff position means little to Lewa-sama, because he's the best person in the world.Ephemeral wrote:
where the FUCK is my honorary membership you piece of shit
wow.. thelewa is the best person in the world. 
I want to be the best like him
/me just imagine*
I want to be the best like him
/me just imagine*
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Ephemeral has been named "Honorary Piece of Shit" because I thought it was funny.
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Also, I'm moving to my new apartment today so I'm a bit lethargic with my updates.
I'm not even allowed to be in here, my accuracy is currently ALMOST better than Lewa's. Someday I'll become the best at it, just you wait
Ohh mighty TheLewa, I've heard rumors of the BQQ party tonight, but I haven't recieved an invitation. How do I become worthy in your eyes? I'm willing to do anything for you!
eat shit suckers i'm honorary and you're not haahahahah
maybe wojjan will finally be proud of me
maybe wojjan will finally be proud of me
you little fuck i aint eating any kind of shitEphemeral wrote:
eat shit suckers i'm honorary and you're not haahahahah
maybe wojjan will finally be proud of me
do you want to fight
lewa loves me more so i'll win
lewa loves me more so i'll win
ARE YOU SURE?thelewa wrote:
Ephemeral has been named "Honorary Piece of Shit" because I thought it was funny.
Arrived for my daily Basking. Sorry i can't provide and Visual Praise today.
IppE
Dear glorious lewa, after my daily praise, adoration and basking in your glory, I began wondering if this fanclub deserves to be looked as sovereignty, apart from the rest of the world. The main purpose of this proposal would be that we can have our own rules that make praising, adoring and basking in your glory possible to an extend, which would be against the law in most countries