But what about Hanako and Lilly? Or the entire school for that matter? They're all in danger...
But what can you do? You're just a jerk with a bad heart...
"GIVING UP ALREADY, BRO?"
Huh? That sounds exactly like you-
You open your eyes, you're on the stage of a rock concert.
Where the- What- How- Did somebody spike your drink again? You could swear some hot chick made out with your knocked out body that one time, could've been a dog though.
"Sup bro."
You look over... It's you? Wait, it's you with a beard and an eyepatch.
"Who are you?"
"One who watches over the world"
"Godzilla?"
"Yes"
"Really?"
"No"
He looks at you directly.
"Get your ass kicked?"
"Completely"
"Ready to man the fuck up?"
"Totally"
"Right, so here's the abridged version. I'm you from the future, when you're an even more badass rock god. This is another war for some bullshit magical item that hacks the entire universe and gives you anything you want. Even a young Angelina Jolee."
"Go on..."
"That Raptor guy nearly killed me and sealed me inside your heart"
"Alright..."
"Now I'm gonna give you my powers and you're gonna fucking murder everyone and save some hot bitches"
"Cool"
"Any questions?"
"Yeah, who do I lose my virginity to?"
"You don't"
";_;"
"Just fucking with you"
But what can you do? You're just a jerk with a bad heart...
"GIVING UP ALREADY, BRO?"
Huh? That sounds exactly like you-
You open your eyes, you're on the stage of a rock concert.
Where the- What- How- Did somebody spike your drink again? You could swear some hot chick made out with your knocked out body that one time, could've been a dog though.
"Sup bro."
You look over... It's you? Wait, it's you with a beard and an eyepatch.
"Who are you?"
"One who watches over the world"
"Godzilla?"
"Yes"
"Really?"
"No"
He looks at you directly.
"Get your ass kicked?"
"Completely"
"Ready to man the fuck up?"
"Totally"
"Right, so here's the abridged version. I'm you from the future, when you're an even more badass rock god. This is another war for some bullshit magical item that hacks the entire universe and gives you anything you want. Even a young Angelina Jolee."
"Go on..."
"That Raptor guy nearly killed me and sealed me inside your heart"
"Alright..."
"Now I'm gonna give you my powers and you're gonna fucking murder everyone and save some hot bitches"
"Cool"
"Any questions?"
"Yeah, who do I lose my virginity to?"
"You don't"
";_;"
"Just fucking with you"