Hah, looks like you really ARE going to die... Well shit, being killed by a T-Rex in a suit with a monocle is an awesome way to go. You can't wait to brag about it...
You close your eyes.
"Brb, Nurse's Office", you mutter.
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"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW", the dinosaur lets out a scream.
There's a motherfucking Ninja star lodged in Professor goddamn Rexicus's left eye.
"HISAO!", you hear... Hanako?
"H-Hanako?"
"Don't worry Hisao, I'll take care of everything"
Lilly walks out of the shadows and kneels by you.
"So please, stay here. We'll protect you."
"You know, it's a mans duty to protect the women", you say in your usual fashion, ignoring how confusing all of this is.
"You already have", Hanako looks over at you with a smile on her face.
"I so want to do you in the pooper right now"
"WHO MIGHT YOU BE AND WHY WOULD YOU SAVE THAT WORM? WHAT SAY YOU?"
"My name is Lilly, or shall I say, Lillith. And that WORM is OUR friend."
"And my name is Hanako, o-or you could call me, Rider"
"HAHA, THE LAST SERVANT AND MASTER ARRIVE? BULLY! LET US FINISH THIS TASTELESS WAR! I SHALL GRIND YOUR BONES INTO DUST!"
"Rider"
"RIGHT!", Hanako charges at Rex. Badass music starts playing in your head, as you watch Hanako throw off her clothes, revealing a black ninja suit... SO THOSE WEREN'T PANTYHOSE SHE HAD ON, THEY WERE PART OF HER OUTFIT. YOU CAN'T FAP TO THIS.
You close your eyes.
"Brb, Nurse's Office", you mutter.
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"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW", the dinosaur lets out a scream.
There's a motherfucking Ninja star lodged in Professor goddamn Rexicus's left eye.
"HISAO!", you hear... Hanako?
"H-Hanako?"
"Don't worry Hisao, I'll take care of everything"
Lilly walks out of the shadows and kneels by you.
"So please, stay here. We'll protect you."
"You know, it's a mans duty to protect the women", you say in your usual fashion, ignoring how confusing all of this is.
"You already have", Hanako looks over at you with a smile on her face.
"I so want to do you in the pooper right now"
"WHO MIGHT YOU BE AND WHY WOULD YOU SAVE THAT WORM? WHAT SAY YOU?"
"My name is Lilly, or shall I say, Lillith. And that WORM is OUR friend."
"And my name is Hanako, o-or you could call me, Rider"
"HAHA, THE LAST SERVANT AND MASTER ARRIVE? BULLY! LET US FINISH THIS TASTELESS WAR! I SHALL GRIND YOUR BONES INTO DUST!"
"Rider"
"RIGHT!", Hanako charges at Rex. Badass music starts playing in your head, as you watch Hanako throw off her clothes, revealing a black ninja suit... SO THOSE WEREN'T PANTYHOSE SHE HAD ON, THEY WERE PART OF HER OUTFIT. YOU CAN'T FAP TO THIS.