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"Do you realize how rare your heart case is, I wonder?"
"It doesn't happen often"
"Correction, the disease you were told to have doesn't happen very often, very true. YOUR disease however, is the only one of it's kind, that it is"
"What?"
"You have no idea how much I've enjoyed these past few months, enjoy those pills? I thought you might."
"YOU..."
"You truly are a slow one, aren't you? I bet you don't even know about "it""
"The Killer Clown?"
"You ever hear the tale of the Holy Grail?"
"No. Maybe. Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?"
"Should I give you a long winded explanation and treat you like a 3 year old, or would you rather figure it out yourself?"
"Just fucking tell me"
"Naw, I see no reason to, you're ALREADY beginning to bore me. REX!", he turns to the Windows.
"Rex"? The hell is that whacko talking about-
"It doesn't happen often"
"Correction, the disease you were told to have doesn't happen very often, very true. YOUR disease however, is the only one of it's kind, that it is"
"What?"
"You have no idea how much I've enjoyed these past few months, enjoy those pills? I thought you might."
"YOU..."
"You truly are a slow one, aren't you? I bet you don't even know about "it""
"The Killer Clown?"
"You ever hear the tale of the Holy Grail?"
"No. Maybe. Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?"
"Should I give you a long winded explanation and treat you like a 3 year old, or would you rather figure it out yourself?"
"Just fucking tell me"
"Naw, I see no reason to, you're ALREADY beginning to bore me. REX!", he turns to the Windows.
"Rex"? The hell is that whacko talking about-
THERE IS A FUCKING DINOSAUR LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW.
"I SAY, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? OH HO HO HO, IT'S YOU. THIS IS TRULY A DELIGHT"
"Hmm? You recognize him, Professor Rexicus?"
"I QUITE DO, SHALL I DISPOSE OF HIM WITH GUSTO?"
"Go right ahead, I wouldn't worry about making a mess", that crazy bastard takes a weird book out with
a pentagram on it, "I'm done with this place, they're all in top condition Rex, I made sure of that, so
I'll be transferring their life force to you in a matter of minutes"
"JOLLY GOOD!", the T-Rex says in delight... "BUT YOU KNOW NOT TO HARM 'THAT' ONE, YES?"
"Relax, she'll be just fine"
You haven't a clue what's going on, but there's a goddamn Dinosaur outside and a psycho man-nurse inside here. Odds are against you, better make a tactical retreat and start running like a scared little bitch-
"I DO NOT THINK SO, CHILD OF THE BROKEN HEARTS"
The T-Rex slashes his tail through the wall, completely destroying the building. You manage to backflip back, like a badass, but crash headfirst into a locker, like a dumbass.
"OH HOW I WAITED FOR THIS DAY TO COME CHILD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE PLEASURE THIS ONE WILL ACQUIRE WHEN I GRIT YOUR NECK BETWEEN MY TEETH AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD LIKE FINE WINE"
SHIT, how the hell are you suppose to outrun a goddamn TYRANNOSAURUS REX!? The fatigue continues to grow, your heart is as painful as meeting a furry in real life society. Well, not THAT bad you suppose.
You cough up blood, dramatically, this sucks. Are you going to die?.... You hope not, you haven't watched the last episode of House, MD. That alone gives you the strength to live.
"YOU DISAPPOINT ME, CHILD OF THE BROKEN HEARTS, I EXPECTED MORE FROM ONE SUCH AS YOU. WORRY NOT, I AM MERCIFUL. YOUR DEATH SHALL BE QUICK-"
"I SAY, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? OH HO HO HO, IT'S YOU. THIS IS TRULY A DELIGHT"
"Hmm? You recognize him, Professor Rexicus?"
"I QUITE DO, SHALL I DISPOSE OF HIM WITH GUSTO?"
"Go right ahead, I wouldn't worry about making a mess", that crazy bastard takes a weird book out with
a pentagram on it, "I'm done with this place, they're all in top condition Rex, I made sure of that, so
I'll be transferring their life force to you in a matter of minutes"
"JOLLY GOOD!", the T-Rex says in delight... "BUT YOU KNOW NOT TO HARM 'THAT' ONE, YES?"
"Relax, she'll be just fine"
You haven't a clue what's going on, but there's a goddamn Dinosaur outside and a psycho man-nurse inside here. Odds are against you, better make a tactical retreat and start running like a scared little bitch-
"I DO NOT THINK SO, CHILD OF THE BROKEN HEARTS"
The T-Rex slashes his tail through the wall, completely destroying the building. You manage to backflip back, like a badass, but crash headfirst into a locker, like a dumbass.
"OH HOW I WAITED FOR THIS DAY TO COME CHILD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE PLEASURE THIS ONE WILL ACQUIRE WHEN I GRIT YOUR NECK BETWEEN MY TEETH AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD LIKE FINE WINE"
SHIT, how the hell are you suppose to outrun a goddamn TYRANNOSAURUS REX!? The fatigue continues to grow, your heart is as painful as meeting a furry in real life society. Well, not THAT bad you suppose.
You cough up blood, dramatically, this sucks. Are you going to die?.... You hope not, you haven't watched the last episode of House, MD. That alone gives you the strength to live.
"YOU DISAPPOINT ME, CHILD OF THE BROKEN HEARTS, I EXPECTED MORE FROM ONE SUCH AS YOU. WORRY NOT, I AM MERCIFUL. YOUR DEATH SHALL BE QUICK-"
Hah, looks like you really ARE going to die... Well shit, being killed by a T-Rex in a suit with a monocle is an awesome way to go. You can't wait to brag about it...
You close your eyes.
"Brb, Nurse's Office", you mutter.
.......
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............
...............
................
..............!
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW", the dinosaur lets out a scream.
There's a motherfucking Ninja star lodged in Professor goddamn Rexicus's left eye.
"HISAO!", you hear... Hanako?
"H-Hanako?"
"Don't worry Hisao, I'll take care of everything"
Lilly walks out of the shadows and kneels by you.
"So please, stay here. We'll protect you."
"You know, it's a mans duty to protect the women", you say in your usual fashion, ignoring how confusing all of this is.
"You already have", Hanako looks over at you with a smile on her face.
"I so want to do you in the pooper right now"
"WHO MIGHT YOU BE AND WHY WOULD YOU SAVE THAT WORM? WHAT SAY YOU?"
"My name is Lilly, or shall I say, Lillith. And that WORM is OUR friend."
"And my name is Hanako, o-or you could call me, Rider"
"HAHA, THE LAST SERVANT AND MASTER ARRIVE? BULLY! LET US FINISH THIS TASTELESS WAR! I SHALL GRIND YOUR BONES INTO DUST!"
"Rider"
"RIGHT!", Hanako charges at Rex. Badass music starts playing in your head, as you watch Hanako throw off her clothes, revealing a black ninja suit... SO THOSE WEREN'T PANTYHOSE SHE HAD ON, THEY WERE PART OF HER OUTFIT. YOU CAN'T FAP TO THIS.
You close your eyes.
"Brb, Nurse's Office", you mutter.
.......
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............
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..............!
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW", the dinosaur lets out a scream.
There's a motherfucking Ninja star lodged in Professor goddamn Rexicus's left eye.
"HISAO!", you hear... Hanako?
"H-Hanako?"
"Don't worry Hisao, I'll take care of everything"
Lilly walks out of the shadows and kneels by you.
"So please, stay here. We'll protect you."
"You know, it's a mans duty to protect the women", you say in your usual fashion, ignoring how confusing all of this is.
"You already have", Hanako looks over at you with a smile on her face.
"I so want to do you in the pooper right now"
"WHO MIGHT YOU BE AND WHY WOULD YOU SAVE THAT WORM? WHAT SAY YOU?"
"My name is Lilly, or shall I say, Lillith. And that WORM is OUR friend."
"And my name is Hanako, o-or you could call me, Rider"
"HAHA, THE LAST SERVANT AND MASTER ARRIVE? BULLY! LET US FINISH THIS TASTELESS WAR! I SHALL GRIND YOUR BONES INTO DUST!"
"Rider"
"RIGHT!", Hanako charges at Rex. Badass music starts playing in your head, as you watch Hanako throw off her clothes, revealing a black ninja suit... SO THOSE WEREN'T PANTYHOSE SHE HAD ON, THEY WERE PART OF HER OUTFIT. YOU CAN'T FAP TO THIS.
"HAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Hanako starts barraging Rex with shurikens, but they all bounce off his scales, well a few stick in.
"I SAY, POOR PERFORMANCE INDEED, WAS THAT YOUR BEST SHOT?"
"Well... Y-yeah."
"NO WONDER IT WAS QUITE SO PATHETIC"
Hanako sheds a tear as she makes some sort of hand sign, which looks really freaking stupid-
THE SHURIKENS EXPLODE. FUCK YES, TAKE THAT, YOU... YOU... DINO NIGGER.
The smokes clears... Rex still stands.
"THAT DID STING, IN FACT, SO MUCH SO, YOU'VE AROUSED MY ANGER, YOUNG LADY. PERHAPS I SHOULD SHOW YOU
WHAT TRUE POWER IS?"
Rexicus points his little arms up and does some snapping sound with his claws.
Suddenly, the fabric of space behind him rips... And flying objects begin coming out.
PTERODACTYLS?
Dozens of Pterodactyls come pouring out and shoot directly at the three of you.
"LILLY!", you're not thinking, you're a man dammit, and men don't think. So you grab Lilly and shield her with your body.
"NO! HISAO-"
A couple of those flying bastards pummel you from behind, each one feeling like you caught a freight train in the anus.
"FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK", you cough up blood and fall to the ground.
"Hisao..."
"Can't talk, painful, manly, don't care, brb sleep"
"WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS-"
You hear her say as you descend into darkness...
Sleep... You need the rest....
Not much you can do at this point anyway.
You close your eyes and-
() Give up.
() Throw in the towel.
() It's over.
() There's nothing you can accomplish.
() GET THE FUCK UP
Hanako starts barraging Rex with shurikens, but they all bounce off his scales, well a few stick in.
"I SAY, POOR PERFORMANCE INDEED, WAS THAT YOUR BEST SHOT?"
"Well... Y-yeah."
"NO WONDER IT WAS QUITE SO PATHETIC"
Hanako sheds a tear as she makes some sort of hand sign, which looks really freaking stupid-
THE SHURIKENS EXPLODE. FUCK YES, TAKE THAT, YOU... YOU... DINO NIGGER.
The smokes clears... Rex still stands.
"THAT DID STING, IN FACT, SO MUCH SO, YOU'VE AROUSED MY ANGER, YOUNG LADY. PERHAPS I SHOULD SHOW YOU
WHAT TRUE POWER IS?"
Rexicus points his little arms up and does some snapping sound with his claws.
Suddenly, the fabric of space behind him rips... And flying objects begin coming out.
PTERODACTYLS?
Dozens of Pterodactyls come pouring out and shoot directly at the three of you.
"LILLY!", you're not thinking, you're a man dammit, and men don't think. So you grab Lilly and shield her with your body.
"NO! HISAO-"
A couple of those flying bastards pummel you from behind, each one feeling like you caught a freight train in the anus.
"FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK", you cough up blood and fall to the ground.
"Hisao..."
"Can't talk, painful, manly, don't care, brb sleep"
"WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS-"
You hear her say as you descend into darkness...
Sleep... You need the rest....
Not much you can do at this point anyway.
You close your eyes and-
() Give up.
() Throw in the towel.
() It's over.
() There's nothing you can accomplish.
() GET THE FUCK UP
But what about Hanako and Lilly? Or the entire school for that matter? They're all in danger...
But what can you do? You're just a jerk with a bad heart...
"GIVING UP ALREADY, BRO?"
Huh? That sounds exactly like you-
You open your eyes, you're on the stage of a rock concert.
Where the- What- How- Did somebody spike your drink again? You could swear some hot chick made out with your knocked out body that one time, could've been a dog though.
"Sup bro."
You look over... It's you? Wait, it's you with a beard and an eyepatch.
"Who are you?"
"One who watches over the world"
"Godzilla?"
"Yes"
"Really?"
"No"
He looks at you directly.
"Get your ass kicked?"
"Completely"
"Ready to man the fuck up?"
"Totally"
"Right, so here's the abridged version. I'm you from the future, when you're an even more badass rock god. This is another war for some bullshit magical item that hacks the entire universe and gives you anything you want. Even a young Angelina Jolee."
"Go on..."
"That Raptor guy nearly killed me and sealed me inside your heart"
"Alright..."
"Now I'm gonna give you my powers and you're gonna fucking murder everyone and save some hot bitches"
"Cool"
"Any questions?"
"Yeah, who do I lose my virginity to?"
"You don't"
";_;"
"Just fucking with you"
But what can you do? You're just a jerk with a bad heart...
"GIVING UP ALREADY, BRO?"
Huh? That sounds exactly like you-
You open your eyes, you're on the stage of a rock concert.
Where the- What- How- Did somebody spike your drink again? You could swear some hot chick made out with your knocked out body that one time, could've been a dog though.
"Sup bro."
You look over... It's you? Wait, it's you with a beard and an eyepatch.
"Who are you?"
"One who watches over the world"
"Godzilla?"
"Yes"
"Really?"
"No"
He looks at you directly.
"Get your ass kicked?"
"Completely"
"Ready to man the fuck up?"
"Totally"
"Right, so here's the abridged version. I'm you from the future, when you're an even more badass rock god. This is another war for some bullshit magical item that hacks the entire universe and gives you anything you want. Even a young Angelina Jolee."
"Go on..."
"That Raptor guy nearly killed me and sealed me inside your heart"
"Alright..."
"Now I'm gonna give you my powers and you're gonna fucking murder everyone and save some hot bitches"
"Cool"
"Any questions?"
"Yeah, who do I lose my virginity to?"
"You don't"
";_;"
"Just fucking with you"
He looks at you seriously.
"Embrace your soul, Hisao. EMBRACE YOUR BROS. EMBRACE YOUR SIS'S. EMBRACE ETERNITY!"
YOUR BODY FEELS LIKE IT'S GETTING STRONGER AND STRONGER, HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.
....You wake up... Lilly's on the ground in pain. Hanako is standing up, bloodied.
"IT LOOKS LIKE I WIN YET AGAIN, FOOLISH WENCHES"
He raises his foot-
"Hey Professor Dipshit"
"Hmm?", he looks over at you.
"Do you still love Mother Nature? Despite what she's done to you?"
"SIR, YOU SPEAK OUT OF LINE"
"I think it's about time I kicked your ass back to Jurassic Park"
"HA! AND HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT, YOU PRETENTIOUS LITTLE CHILD?"
"With the power, OF ROCK!"
You release the power coming from your palms, twin Electric Guitars appear in your hands. One white, one black.
"Tenacious of the Heavens! And Dee of the Hells!"
"HAVE AT YOU! CHILD OF THE BROKEN HEARTS!"
"Embrace your soul, Hisao. EMBRACE YOUR BROS. EMBRACE YOUR SIS'S. EMBRACE ETERNITY!"
YOUR BODY FEELS LIKE IT'S GETTING STRONGER AND STRONGER, HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.
....You wake up... Lilly's on the ground in pain. Hanako is standing up, bloodied.
"IT LOOKS LIKE I WIN YET AGAIN, FOOLISH WENCHES"
He raises his foot-
"Hey Professor Dipshit"
"Hmm?", he looks over at you.
"Do you still love Mother Nature? Despite what she's done to you?"
"SIR, YOU SPEAK OUT OF LINE"
"I think it's about time I kicked your ass back to Jurassic Park"
"HA! AND HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT, YOU PRETENTIOUS LITTLE CHILD?"
"With the power, OF ROCK!"
You release the power coming from your palms, twin Electric Guitars appear in your hands. One white, one black.
"Tenacious of the Heavens! And Dee of the Hells!"
"HAVE AT YOU! CHILD OF THE BROKEN HEARTS!"
You charge at the same time Rex does, you smash the Guitars against the force of his tackle causing a guitar rip of spectacular proportions.
"OOF!"
You get pushed back. The Guitars are simply not powerful enough.
The words... The words in your mind begin making sense. As if the guitars are translating it for you..
'I am the boner of my pants.'
You begin chanting with a deepened voice.
"I WILL NOT HAVE THIS!", Rex begins his charge again.
'Steel is my shaft, and fire is my semen.'
You jump, avoiding Rex's attack as you land next to Hanako, who's staring at you in disbelief.
'I have created over a thousand used tissues.'
"H-Hisao...?"
'Unknown to vagina's.'
Lilly looks your way and smiles.
'Nor known orally.'
"THE AFTERLIFE AWAITS YOU, HEATHEN!"
'Have withstood pain to create many climaxes.'
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
'Yet, those hands will never grope anything.'
"YOOOOUUU WIIIILLLLL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", Rex screams as he is upon you.
'So as I pray, 'UNLIMITED BRO WORKS!'
"OOF!"
You get pushed back. The Guitars are simply not powerful enough.
The words... The words in your mind begin making sense. As if the guitars are translating it for you..
'I am the boner of my pants.'
You begin chanting with a deepened voice.
"I WILL NOT HAVE THIS!", Rex begins his charge again.
'Steel is my shaft, and fire is my semen.'
You jump, avoiding Rex's attack as you land next to Hanako, who's staring at you in disbelief.
'I have created over a thousand used tissues.'
"H-Hisao...?"
'Unknown to vagina's.'
Lilly looks your way and smiles.
'Nor known orally.'
"THE AFTERLIFE AWAITS YOU, HEATHEN!"
'Have withstood pain to create many climaxes.'
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
'Yet, those hands will never grope anything.'
"YOOOOUUU WIIIILLLLL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", Rex screams as he is upon you.
'So as I pray, 'UNLIMITED BRO WORKS!'
The world distorts, Giant Brofists appear out of the floor as the ground turns to sand.
"NAHNEE!?"
"DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
You say as you snap your fingers.
"GATES OF BROBYLON!"
Suddenly, hundreds of Brofists appear out of the fabric of space.
"I DO NOT THINK SO, HUMAN!"
Rex summons his Pterodactyls.
"MARVEL IN THIS!"
Rex snaps his claws yet again, and the Pterodactyls burst aflame.
The flaming Dinosaurs shoot at you like a hail of fireballs.
"Pathetic Rex, simply pathetic"
The Brofists smashes the scaly birds away in explosions of manliness and broness.
They collide, hundreds at a time. It's like fireworks on crack.
Explosions fill the air, You and Rex merely stare at each other. This spectacle is amusing, but it's time you faced that Dinosaur Mano a Mano.
"NAHNEE!?"
"DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
You say as you snap your fingers.
"GATES OF BROBYLON!"
Suddenly, hundreds of Brofists appear out of the fabric of space.
"I DO NOT THINK SO, HUMAN!"
Rex summons his Pterodactyls.
"MARVEL IN THIS!"
Rex snaps his claws yet again, and the Pterodactyls burst aflame.
The flaming Dinosaurs shoot at you like a hail of fireballs.
"Pathetic Rex, simply pathetic"
The Brofists smashes the scaly birds away in explosions of manliness and broness.
They collide, hundreds at a time. It's like fireworks on crack.
Explosions fill the air, You and Rex merely stare at each other. This spectacle is amusing, but it's time you faced that Dinosaur Mano a Mano.
You charge at each other.
He slashes the ground with his tail, but you manage to jump over it, and using the momentum, you Uppercut the Scaly Monstrosity in the jaw.
"UGH", he utters as he moves back in pain.
"Why do you do this, Rex? What could you possibly want out of whatever this entire thing's about?"
"Simple, I will bring back my Race into this land, and rule over it once again."
"Dinosaurs had their chance, and they destroyed themselves"
"Is mankind truly so different, young man? I only wish to get my family and friends back. You have no right to deny me this"
"I will as long as you threaten the human race"
"Then so be it, you will fall along with your pitiful excuse for a species."
"One shall stand."
"One shall indeed fall"
You summon a couple of Brofists by your side.
"It's time to teach you, the Brofist of the North Star"
"HAVE AT YOU!"
He slashes the ground with his tail, but you manage to jump over it, and using the momentum, you Uppercut the Scaly Monstrosity in the jaw.
"UGH", he utters as he moves back in pain.
"Why do you do this, Rex? What could you possibly want out of whatever this entire thing's about?"
"Simple, I will bring back my Race into this land, and rule over it once again."
"Dinosaurs had their chance, and they destroyed themselves"
"Is mankind truly so different, young man? I only wish to get my family and friends back. You have no right to deny me this"
"I will as long as you threaten the human race"
"Then so be it, you will fall along with your pitiful excuse for a species."
"One shall stand."
"One shall indeed fall"
You summon a couple of Brofists by your side.
"It's time to teach you, the Brofist of the North Star"
"HAVE AT YOU!"
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
You assume Kenshiro's stance and the brofists mimic your hands.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA"
You pummel Rexicus's body with all your fists.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Your final blow reaches Rex's heart, breaking it.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
You turn away from Rex.
"I-I guess Mankind really is the superior ones... Good show, old chap, good show"
"Superior? No. It was your heart Professor, it was broken before I even placed my fist there"
"I have a request, Child of the Broken Hearts, watch after my daughter... Rin"
"No."
"What?"
"Oh sorry, I meant yes"
Rex, begins fading away.
"HOLD ON, WILL YOU?"
The Nurse appears before Rex.
"I ain't done yet, that I'm not."
"It's over, you silly looking bastard, I've won"
"Sorry, sore loser and all that"
You summon all the brofists you can and send them at that psychotic nurse.
....He throws out his creepy looking book and absorbs them in a vacuum of lame faggotry...
"HEHEHE CHECK THIS OUT HISAO!"
He opens the book at Rexicus and all the power within it shoots into the dying Dinosaur.
It reforms Rex.... He grows several times his size, huge gears grow out of his shoulders.
And his skin turns into metal.
"CHECK OUT MY SERVENT HISAO, ARCHER, OR SHOULD I SAY- METAL GEAR REXICUS!"
The crazed asshole flies onto Rex's now enormous back.
You're out of Brofists, and you simply don't have the energy to summon your twin guitars Tenacious and Dee.
Well, you're fucked now.
() Grab Lilly and run with Hanako
() Summon Rin next to you
() Charge everything you got into your fist and rush
() PUSH YOU BODY, MAKE THE GUITARS, COMBINE THEM
() Jump up there and beat the fuck out of Nurse
You assume Kenshiro's stance and the brofists mimic your hands.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA"
You pummel Rexicus's body with all your fists.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Your final blow reaches Rex's heart, breaking it.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
You turn away from Rex.
"I-I guess Mankind really is the superior ones... Good show, old chap, good show"
"Superior? No. It was your heart Professor, it was broken before I even placed my fist there"
"I have a request, Child of the Broken Hearts, watch after my daughter... Rin"
"No."
"What?"
"Oh sorry, I meant yes"
Rex, begins fading away.
"HOLD ON, WILL YOU?"
The Nurse appears before Rex.
"I ain't done yet, that I'm not."
"It's over, you silly looking bastard, I've won"
"Sorry, sore loser and all that"
You summon all the brofists you can and send them at that psychotic nurse.
....He throws out his creepy looking book and absorbs them in a vacuum of lame faggotry...
"HEHEHE CHECK THIS OUT HISAO!"
He opens the book at Rexicus and all the power within it shoots into the dying Dinosaur.
It reforms Rex.... He grows several times his size, huge gears grow out of his shoulders.
And his skin turns into metal.
"CHECK OUT MY SERVENT HISAO, ARCHER, OR SHOULD I SAY- METAL GEAR REXICUS!"
The crazed asshole flies onto Rex's now enormous back.
You're out of Brofists, and you simply don't have the energy to summon your twin guitars Tenacious and Dee.
Well, you're fucked now.
() Grab Lilly and run with Hanako
() Summon Rin next to you
() Charge everything you got into your fist and rush
() PUSH YOU BODY, MAKE THE GUITARS, COMBINE THEM
() Jump up there and beat the fuck out of Nurse
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", the power coming from your heart fills yourself with manliness.
"IT'S TIME!", you say as you place your palms together.
"ROCK! TENACIOUS DEE!"
THIS is YOUR Bankai.
The Guitars intertwine to form a quadruple air guitar, one string can set ablaze anything in it's path.
"WHY DO YOU CONTINUE THIS BULLSHIT, NURSE?"
"It's a school full of disabled people, really, I'm doing them a favor"
"THEY'RE LIVES, LIVING BREATHING PEOPLE, AND YOU WOULD COMMIT SUCH A UNFORGIVABLE ACT FOR MERCY?"
"Mercy? Naw, their souls will supe up Rex, that they would. But it looks like you're already done that, haven't you? Don't worry, I'll still kill everyone at that school. Shits and giggles and all that"
"I don't think I'm gonna let you leave here alive"
"You can think all you want, I have a 30 story's high robot T-Rex with an infinite amount of pterodactyls and a Grail's power that rivals the gods themselves"
"You can have all the power of the universe, but you aren't jack shit if you can't rock"
You begin playing the greatest guitar song in the universe, a song the directly stimulates every soul in existence. Your Guitar flies you around Rex, avoiding flaming pterodactyls-
"IT'S TIME!", you say as you place your palms together.
"ROCK! TENACIOUS DEE!"
THIS is YOUR Bankai.
The Guitars intertwine to form a quadruple air guitar, one string can set ablaze anything in it's path.
"WHY DO YOU CONTINUE THIS BULLSHIT, NURSE?"
"It's a school full of disabled people, really, I'm doing them a favor"
"THEY'RE LIVES, LIVING BREATHING PEOPLE, AND YOU WOULD COMMIT SUCH A UNFORGIVABLE ACT FOR MERCY?"
"Mercy? Naw, their souls will supe up Rex, that they would. But it looks like you're already done that, haven't you? Don't worry, I'll still kill everyone at that school. Shits and giggles and all that"
"I don't think I'm gonna let you leave here alive"
"You can think all you want, I have a 30 story's high robot T-Rex with an infinite amount of pterodactyls and a Grail's power that rivals the gods themselves"
"You can have all the power of the universe, but you aren't jack shit if you can't rock"
You begin playing the greatest guitar song in the universe, a song the directly stimulates every soul in existence. Your Guitar flies you around Rex, avoiding flaming pterodactyls-
Until Rexicus shoots laser beams from he gentlemanly monocle.
You fall a great distance and land on your arm, breaking it.
"GAH!"
"That was fast, that it was. You're really quite pathetic"
"Go fuck yourself, man-nurse"
Rex's Monocle begins charging up... DAMMIT, YOU CAN'T MOVE!
"STOP!"
Rin comes running into view.
"Rin? How'd you get here?"
"I followed some song into a trashcan"
"Snoogins"
She looks up at the Professor with tears in her eyes. Damn, Rin's sad face is killing you inside.
"..."
"..."
"....."
"........"
"I suppose you want me to stop then, right girl?"
"That would be my first wish"
"I will not"
"Why's that?"
"That man will die by my hands, it's quite simple-"
You used the conversation between the two as a distraction and shoot your way to the top.
The Guitar falls apart the moment you reach the top, confronting Nurse-man with your bare hands.
You fall a great distance and land on your arm, breaking it.
"GAH!"
"That was fast, that it was. You're really quite pathetic"
"Go fuck yourself, man-nurse"
Rex's Monocle begins charging up... DAMMIT, YOU CAN'T MOVE!
"STOP!"
Rin comes running into view.
"Rin? How'd you get here?"
"I followed some song into a trashcan"
"Snoogins"
She looks up at the Professor with tears in her eyes. Damn, Rin's sad face is killing you inside.
"..."
"..."
"....."
"........"
"I suppose you want me to stop then, right girl?"
"That would be my first wish"
"I will not"
"Why's that?"
"That man will die by my hands, it's quite simple-"
You used the conversation between the two as a distraction and shoot your way to the top.
The Guitar falls apart the moment you reach the top, confronting Nurse-man with your bare hands.
"Ohoho, this will be quit interesting"
"Not really, I'm gonna break your arms and legs and then break your neck"
"You're full of confidence"
"You're full of shit"
He rips his shirt, dramatically. Shit just got real.
You throw your shirt to the ground and walk towards him.
"Beat me with one arm? You're a fucking loony Hisao, your are quite"
"One's enough for you"
He charges at you and punches you straight in the forehead. Blood comes down but you don't flinch. You just stand there looking straight.
"Huh?"
You nonchalantly grab his arm and twist it around until it snaps.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
He throws his other fist at you, you grab it before it connects and rip through the flesh with your fingers.
"AAHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA", he screams like a little girl.
You break his arm in two and kick his legs out from underneath him. Placing your hand around his neck, you squeeze until his eyes begin to pop out.
"STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP"
"You want me to stop?"
"YES-"
"Not gonna happen"
You break his neck with your bare goddamn hand, and throw him off the edge of Rexicus.
"Not really, I'm gonna break your arms and legs and then break your neck"
"You're full of confidence"
"You're full of shit"
He rips his shirt, dramatically. Shit just got real.
You throw your shirt to the ground and walk towards him.
"Beat me with one arm? You're a fucking loony Hisao, your are quite"
"One's enough for you"
He charges at you and punches you straight in the forehead. Blood comes down but you don't flinch. You just stand there looking straight.
"Huh?"
You nonchalantly grab his arm and twist it around until it snaps.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
He throws his other fist at you, you grab it before it connects and rip through the flesh with your fingers.
"AAHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA", he screams like a little girl.
You break his arm in two and kick his legs out from underneath him. Placing your hand around his neck, you squeeze until his eyes begin to pop out.
"STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP"
"You want me to stop?"
"YES-"
"Not gonna happen"
You break his neck with your bare goddamn hand, and throw him off the edge of Rexicus.
"I say, it looks like I'm quite screwed"
The energy coming from Rexicus slowly melts away, leaving him bloodied and HEARTBROKEN.
He begins fading away...
"Rin...", he says as he looks over at the armless one.
"Yes...?"
"I love you"
He completely fades away into the dust.... Touching moment.
"Hisao"
"Yes, Lilly?"
"Nice job"
"I believe I've earned myself a blowjob"
She looks at your crooked.
"It doesn't HAVE to be from you."
In the end, the world you made faded away and the school was back to normal. Everyone started getting their strength back. And the world goes back to the way it was.
As you walk up towards your room, shirt off, bloodied and battered.
Misha asks you, "Anything interesting happen? Wahaha"
You respond, "Same old, same old"
MANLY END
The energy coming from Rexicus slowly melts away, leaving him bloodied and HEARTBROKEN.
He begins fading away...
"Rin...", he says as he looks over at the armless one.
"Yes...?"
"I love you"
He completely fades away into the dust.... Touching moment.
"Hisao"
"Yes, Lilly?"
"Nice job"
"I believe I've earned myself a blowjob"
She looks at your crooked.
"It doesn't HAVE to be from you."
In the end, the world you made faded away and the school was back to normal. Everyone started getting their strength back. And the world goes back to the way it was.
As you walk up towards your room, shirt off, bloodied and battered.
Misha asks you, "Anything interesting happen? Wahaha"
You respond, "Same old, same old"
MANLY END
Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed 05 Aug 2009 02:31:18 No.23652763 Report
>>23652531
I had absolutely none of this typed up already.
>>23652531
I had absolutely none of this typed up already.
The judgment shall be passed by the mighty yet blasphemous seagull.
As he squeezed the melons he pictured them as the hearts of his enemies
walterx8 wrote:
Bow down for Brian OA
Frostei wrote:
Brian OA for president
guys pls, Deadpool is more OP
You know, i have no words.
Just enjoy the spinning kaito and await your gaming PC to get fixed or somethin~
Stare at it. hypnotizing.
Heil Brian Mein Fuhrerpiruchan wrote:
walterx8 wrote:
Bow down for Brian OAFrostei wrote:
Brian OA for president
Holy fucking shit, i think i´ll never be bored again. Where´d you get all that from anyway? if you wrote it yourself then...
ALL HAILL THE FUHRER BRIAN!
ALL HAILL THE FUHRER BRIAN!
hi bria