You walk across the school towards the Nurse's office to meet the Nurse... His name escapes you.
Every student you meet on the way looks like shit. REALLY looks like shit.
Poor bastards, something must be going around-

Huh? One of the students collapses behind you.
Oh wait, it's one without a leg. It's safe to laugh...

!

A normal looking student collapses next to him as him attempts to pick him up. He coughs up blood and stares at you, blankly. What the hell is going on?

One of the nurses nearby attends to him, seems the medical staff is up to their heads with things like this.

You're not feeling too well, yourself.


You enter the Nurses office with... The fatigue has worsened...

"Problem, Hisao?", the nurse says with a smug look on his face.

?

The Nurse seems like he's doing just fine, in fact, better than OK.
Everyone else you met today is so tired they didn't even notice you weren't wearing any pants.

"Hey, have you noticed everyone around here has been feeling kinda sick and fatigued?"

"Hmm? Oh yes, I think it has something to do with what was served in the cafeteria"

Your mind relaxes, that would make sense. This school's food has given you explosion anal evacuation before.

...But somehow you're not convinced.

"You skip Lunch yesterday then?"

"Hmm? Oh I don't eat here, I go grab a bite out to eat with Professor"

"Yeah, I like to eat cat food on the children's playground as I fondle myself sometimes too, which Professor would that be, by the way?"

"Hisao, are you feeling all right? You look pale"

"Sorry, I've been hearing some.. strange things lately"

"Oh? Like what"

"Some strange words, words that sound like a guitar is speaking them. I'm not quite sure how to describe it"

"WHAT!?", the nurse says as he strangely gets aggravated.

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.

Chapter 3.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!

Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebony?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

"I-is that really bad?"

"That's very bad Hisao, I think your heart is starting to mess with your brain"

"No bullshit?"

"I'm no bullshitter"

"Is there anything I could do?"

"Yeah, don't worry. We've got our hands on a brand new medicine that replaces certain heart cells, should fix you right up for awhile. I wasn't going to use it yet, but I suppose I have no other choice"

The Nurse goes into the floor cabinet and pulls out a bottle of white liquid, he inserts a syringe into the top and sucks some up like a Mosquito on Angel dust.

"I'm gonna get a shot?"

"Yes, but look at it this way, you won't be hearing that Electric Guitar talking nonsense to you anymore"

Huh? You don't recall telling him what kind of Guitar it was, but then again, could be just a guess.

And after last years Christmas party, where you cunt punted a homeless man who actually was a undercover FBI agent, you learned not to second guess things lightly.

He smears some alcohol on your arm and ties it tight. You hate shots. You REALLY hate shots. A syringe raped your sister in the butt once, so you know they can't be trusted.

"Quit shaking, Hisao, it's not gonna be THAT bad"

"Fuck you"

"Now, don't be rude"

"Sorry, nervous"

Wait... You're not shaking. He is. Huh? Why? This isn't the first time he's penetrated someone, is it?
You mean, penetration is something you generally get used to, surely he's penetrated lots of people. If you were a Doctor, you'd go around penetrating people all day, they'd call you "Doctor Penetration".

What to do...
() Calm him down
() Lighten the mood with a joke
() Insist you were alright and leave
() Kick the syringe away from him
() PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE

this thread gives me the best cancer ive ever felt in my life

...Something's wrong. He's lying, and there's most certainly something wrong. Very wrong. So you do the only thing you know how, kick ass.

YOU PUNCH THAT BASTARD IN THE FUCKING FACE SO HARD HE FLIES INTO THE WALL.

"Tell me what's REALLY going on, doc"

He looks at you, and suddenly smiles.

"You're sick Hisao, you should take your medicine"

"The only thing I'm SICK of is your fucking lying, you wallowing thunder cunt"

"But I'm not lying, you're simply delirious"

"I find it hard to believe that everyone in this entire school is sick but you simply because someone forgot to cook the chicken"

"You do have a point, I guess I should of worked on a better excuse"

"Start talking, before I might blacken out and suddenly wake back up with you drowning in your own urine"

"Say, you ever wonder who told your parents about this school? It's not exactly advertised on youtube"

"Huh?"

"Do you realize how rare your heart case is, I wonder?"

"It doesn't happen often"

"Correction, the disease you were told to have doesn't happen very often, very true. YOUR disease however, is the only one of it's kind, that it is"

"What?"

"You have no idea how much I've enjoyed these past few months, enjoy those pills? I thought you might."

"YOU..."

"You truly are a slow one, aren't you? I bet you don't even know about "it""

"The Killer Clown?"

"You ever hear the tale of the Holy Grail?"

"No. Maybe. Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?"

"Should I give you a long winded explanation and treat you like a 3 year old, or would you rather figure it out yourself?"

"Just fucking tell me"

"Naw, I see no reason to, you're ALREADY beginning to bore me. REX!", he turns to the Windows.

"Rex"? The hell is that whacko talking about-

THERE IS A FUCKING DINOSAUR LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW.

"I SAY, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? OH HO HO HO, IT'S YOU. THIS IS TRULY A DELIGHT"

"Hmm? You recognize him, Professor Rexicus?"

"I QUITE DO, SHALL I DISPOSE OF HIM WITH GUSTO?"

"Go right ahead, I wouldn't worry about making a mess", that crazy bastard takes a weird book out with

a pentagram on it, "I'm done with this place, they're all in top condition Rex, I made sure of that, so

I'll be transferring their life force to you in a matter of minutes"

"JOLLY GOOD!", the T-Rex says in delight... "BUT YOU KNOW NOT TO HARM 'THAT' ONE, YES?"

"Relax, she'll be just fine"

You haven't a clue what's going on, but there's a goddamn Dinosaur outside and a psycho man-nurse inside here. Odds are against you, better make a tactical retreat and start running like a scared little bitch-

"I DO NOT THINK SO, CHILD OF THE BROKEN HEARTS"

The T-Rex slashes his tail through the wall, completely destroying the building. You manage to backflip back, like a badass, but crash headfirst into a locker, like a dumbass.

"OH HOW I WAITED FOR THIS DAY TO COME CHILD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE PLEASURE THIS ONE WILL ACQUIRE WHEN I GRIT YOUR NECK BETWEEN MY TEETH AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD LIKE FINE WINE"

SHIT, how the hell are you suppose to outrun a goddamn TYRANNOSAURUS REX!? The fatigue continues to grow, your heart is as painful as meeting a furry in real life society. Well, not THAT bad you suppose.

You cough up blood, dramatically, this sucks. Are you going to die?.... You hope not, you haven't watched the last episode of House, MD. That alone gives you the strength to live.

"YOU DISAPPOINT ME, CHILD OF THE BROKEN HEARTS, I EXPECTED MORE FROM ONE SUCH AS YOU. WORRY NOT, I AM MERCIFUL. YOUR DEATH SHALL BE QUICK-"

Hah, looks like you really ARE going to die... Well shit, being killed by a T-Rex in a suit with a monocle is an awesome way to go. You can't wait to brag about it...

You close your eyes.

"Brb, Nurse's Office", you mutter.

.......
..........
............

...............
................
..............!

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW", the dinosaur lets out a scream.

There's a motherfucking Ninja star lodged in Professor goddamn Rexicus's left eye.

"HISAO!", you hear... Hanako?

"H-Hanako?"

"Don't worry Hisao, I'll take care of everything"

Lilly walks out of the shadows and kneels by you.

"So please, stay here. We'll protect you."

"You know, it's a mans duty to protect the women", you say in your usual fashion, ignoring how confusing all of this is.

"You already have", Hanako looks over at you with a smile on her face.

"I so want to do you in the pooper right now"

"WHO MIGHT YOU BE AND WHY WOULD YOU SAVE THAT WORM? WHAT SAY YOU?"

"My name is Lilly, or shall I say, Lillith. And that WORM is OUR friend."

"And my name is Hanako, o-or you could call me, Rider"

"HAHA, THE LAST SERVANT AND MASTER ARRIVE? BULLY! LET US FINISH THIS TASTELESS WAR! I SHALL GRIND YOUR BONES INTO DUST!"

"Rider"

"RIGHT!", Hanako charges at Rex. Badass music starts playing in your head, as you watch Hanako throw off her clothes, revealing a black ninja suit... SO THOSE WEREN'T PANTYHOSE SHE HAD ON, THEY WERE PART OF HER OUTFIT. YOU CAN'T FAP TO THIS.

"HAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Hanako starts barraging Rex with shurikens, but they all bounce off his scales, well a few stick in.

"I SAY, POOR PERFORMANCE INDEED, WAS THAT YOUR BEST SHOT?"

"Well... Y-yeah."

"NO WONDER IT WAS QUITE SO PATHETIC"

Hanako sheds a tear as she makes some sort of hand sign, which looks really freaking stupid-
THE SHURIKENS EXPLODE. FUCK YES, TAKE THAT, YOU... YOU... DINO NIGGER.

The smokes clears... Rex still stands.

"THAT DID STING, IN FACT, SO MUCH SO, YOU'VE AROUSED MY ANGER, YOUNG LADY. PERHAPS I SHOULD SHOW YOU

WHAT TRUE POWER IS?"

Rexicus points his little arms up and does some snapping sound with his claws.

Suddenly, the fabric of space behind him rips... And flying objects begin coming out.
PTERODACTYLS?

Dozens of Pterodactyls come pouring out and shoot directly at the three of you.

"LILLY!", you're not thinking, you're a man dammit, and men don't think. So you grab Lilly and shield her with your body.

"NO! HISAO-"

A couple of those flying bastards pummel you from behind, each one feeling like you caught a freight train in the anus.

"FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK", you cough up blood and fall to the ground.

"Hisao..."

"Can't talk, painful, manly, don't care, brb sleep"

"WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS-"

You hear her say as you descend into darkness...

Sleep... You need the rest....
Not much you can do at this point anyway.
You close your eyes and-

() Give up.
() Throw in the towel.
() It's over.
() There's nothing you can accomplish.
() GET THE FUCK UP

But what about Hanako and Lilly? Or the entire school for that matter? They're all in danger...

But what can you do? You're just a jerk with a bad heart...

"GIVING UP ALREADY, BRO?"

Huh? That sounds exactly like you-

You open your eyes, you're on the stage of a rock concert.

Where the- What- How- Did somebody spike your drink again? You could swear some hot chick made out with your knocked out body that one time, could've been a dog though.

"Sup bro."

You look over... It's you? Wait, it's you with a beard and an eyepatch.

"Who are you?"

"One who watches over the world"

"Godzilla?"

"Yes"

"Really?"

"No"

He looks at you directly.

"Get your ass kicked?"

"Completely"

"Ready to man the fuck up?"

"Totally"

"Right, so here's the abridged version. I'm you from the future, when you're an even more badass rock god. This is another war for some bullshit magical item that hacks the entire universe and gives you anything you want. Even a young Angelina Jolee."

"Go on..."

"That Raptor guy nearly killed me and sealed me inside your heart"

"Alright..."

"Now I'm gonna give you my powers and you're gonna fucking murder everyone and save some hot bitches"

"Cool"

"Any questions?"

"Yeah, who do I lose my virginity to?"

"You don't"

";_;"

"Just fucking with you"

He looks at you seriously.

"Embrace your soul, Hisao. EMBRACE YOUR BROS. EMBRACE YOUR SIS'S. EMBRACE ETERNITY!"

YOUR BODY FEELS LIKE IT'S GETTING STRONGER AND STRONGER, HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.

....You wake up... Lilly's on the ground in pain. Hanako is standing up, bloodied.

"IT LOOKS LIKE I WIN YET AGAIN, FOOLISH WENCHES"

He raises his foot-

"Hey Professor Dipshit"

"Hmm?", he looks over at you.

"Do you still love Mother Nature? Despite what she's done to you?"

"SIR, YOU SPEAK OUT OF LINE"

"I think it's about time I kicked your ass back to Jurassic Park"

"HA! AND HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT, YOU PRETENTIOUS LITTLE CHILD?"

"With the power, OF ROCK!"

You release the power coming from your palms, twin Electric Guitars appear in your hands. One white, one black.

"Tenacious of the Heavens! And Dee of the Hells!"

"HAVE AT YOU! CHILD OF THE BROKEN HEARTS!"

You charge at the same time Rex does, you smash the Guitars against the force of his tackle causing a guitar rip of spectacular proportions.

"OOF!"

You get pushed back. The Guitars are simply not powerful enough.

The words... The words in your mind begin making sense. As if the guitars are translating it for you..

'I am the boner of my pants.'

You begin chanting with a deepened voice.

"I WILL NOT HAVE THIS!", Rex begins his charge again.

'Steel is my shaft, and fire is my semen.'

You jump, avoiding Rex's attack as you land next to Hanako, who's staring at you in disbelief.

'I have created over a thousand used tissues.'

"H-Hisao...?"

'Unknown to vagina's.'

Lilly looks your way and smiles.

'Nor known orally.'

"THE AFTERLIFE AWAITS YOU, HEATHEN!"

'Have withstood pain to create many climaxes.'

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

'Yet, those hands will never grope anything.'

"YOOOOUUU WIIIILLLLL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", Rex screams as he is upon you.

'So as I pray, 'UNLIMITED BRO WORKS!'

The world distorts, Giant Brofists appear out of the floor as the ground turns to sand.

"NAHNEE!?"

"DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"

You say as you snap your fingers.

"GATES OF BROBYLON!"

Suddenly, hundreds of Brofists appear out of the fabric of space.

"I DO NOT THINK SO, HUMAN!"

Rex summons his Pterodactyls.
"MARVEL IN THIS!"

Rex snaps his claws yet again, and the Pterodactyls burst aflame.

The flaming Dinosaurs shoot at you like a hail of fireballs.

"Pathetic Rex, simply pathetic"

The Brofists smashes the scaly birds away in explosions of manliness and broness.
They collide, hundreds at a time. It's like fireworks on crack.

Explosions fill the air, You and Rex merely stare at each other. This spectacle is amusing, but it's time you faced that Dinosaur Mano a Mano.

You charge at each other.

He slashes the ground with his tail, but you manage to jump over it, and using the momentum, you Uppercut the Scaly Monstrosity in the jaw.

"UGH", he utters as he moves back in pain.

"Why do you do this, Rex? What could you possibly want out of whatever this entire thing's about?"

"Simple, I will bring back my Race into this land, and rule over it once again."

"Dinosaurs had their chance, and they destroyed themselves"

"Is mankind truly so different, young man? I only wish to get my family and friends back. You have no right to deny me this"

"I will as long as you threaten the human race"

"Then so be it, you will fall along with your pitiful excuse for a species."

"One shall stand."

"One shall indeed fall"

You summon a couple of Brofists by your side.

"It's time to teach you, the Brofist of the North Star"

"HAVE AT YOU!"

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

You assume Kenshiro's stance and the brofists mimic your hands.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA"

You pummel Rexicus's body with all your fists.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Your final blow reaches Rex's heart, breaking it.

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"

You turn away from Rex.

"I-I guess Mankind really is the superior ones... Good show, old chap, good show"

"Superior? No. It was your heart Professor, it was broken before I even placed my fist there"

"I have a request, Child of the Broken Hearts, watch after my daughter... Rin"

"No."

"What?"

"Oh sorry, I meant yes"

Rex, begins fading away.

"HOLD ON, WILL YOU?"

The Nurse appears before Rex.

"I ain't done yet, that I'm not."

"It's over, you silly looking bastard, I've won"

"Sorry, sore loser and all that"

You summon all the brofists you can and send them at that psychotic nurse.

....He throws out his creepy looking book and absorbs them in a vacuum of lame faggotry...

"HEHEHE CHECK THIS OUT HISAO!"

He opens the book at Rexicus and all the power within it shoots into the dying Dinosaur.
It reforms Rex.... He grows several times his size, huge gears grow out of his shoulders.
And his skin turns into metal.

"CHECK OUT MY SERVENT HISAO, ARCHER, OR SHOULD I SAY- METAL GEAR REXICUS!"

The crazed asshole flies onto Rex's now enormous back.

You're out of Brofists, and you simply don't have the energy to summon your twin guitars Tenacious and Dee.

Well, you're fucked now.

() Grab Lilly and run with Hanako
() Summon Rin next to you
() Charge everything you got into your fist and rush
() PUSH YOU BODY, MAKE THE GUITARS, COMBINE THEM
() Jump up there and beat the fuck out of Nurse

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", the power coming from your heart fills yourself with manliness.

"IT'S TIME!", you say as you place your palms together.

"ROCK! TENACIOUS DEE!"

THIS is YOUR Bankai.

The Guitars intertwine to form a quadruple air guitar, one string can set ablaze anything in it's path.

"WHY DO YOU CONTINUE THIS BULLSHIT, NURSE?"

"It's a school full of disabled people, really, I'm doing them a favor"

"THEY'RE LIVES, LIVING BREATHING PEOPLE, AND YOU WOULD COMMIT SUCH A UNFORGIVABLE ACT FOR MERCY?"

"Mercy? Naw, their souls will supe up Rex, that they would. But it looks like you're already done that, haven't you? Don't worry, I'll still kill everyone at that school. Shits and giggles and all that"

"I don't think I'm gonna let you leave here alive"

"You can think all you want, I have a 30 story's high robot T-Rex with an infinite amount of pterodactyls and a Grail's power that rivals the gods themselves"

"You can have all the power of the universe, but you aren't jack shit if you can't rock"

You begin playing the greatest guitar song in the universe, a song the directly stimulates every soul in existence. Your Guitar flies you around Rex, avoiding flaming pterodactyls-

Until Rexicus shoots laser beams from he gentlemanly monocle.

You fall a great distance and land on your arm, breaking it.

"GAH!"

"That was fast, that it was. You're really quite pathetic"

"Go fuck yourself, man-nurse"

Rex's Monocle begins charging up... DAMMIT, YOU CAN'T MOVE!

"STOP!"

Rin comes running into view.

"Rin? How'd you get here?"

"I followed some song into a trashcan"

"Snoogins"

She looks up at the Professor with tears in her eyes. Damn, Rin's sad face is killing you inside.

"..."

"..."

"....."

"........"

"I suppose you want me to stop then, right girl?"

"That would be my first wish"

"I will not"

"Why's that?"

"That man will die by my hands, it's quite simple-"

You used the conversation between the two as a distraction and shoot your way to the top.

The Guitar falls apart the moment you reach the top, confronting Nurse-man with your bare hands.

"Ohoho, this will be quit interesting"

"Not really, I'm gonna break your arms and legs and then break your neck"

"You're full of confidence"

"You're full of shit"

He rips his shirt, dramatically. Shit just got real.

You throw your shirt to the ground and walk towards him.

"Beat me with one arm? You're a fucking loony Hisao, your are quite"

"One's enough for you"

He charges at you and punches you straight in the forehead. Blood comes down but you don't flinch. You just stand there looking straight.

"Huh?"

You nonchalantly grab his arm and twist it around until it snaps.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

He throws his other fist at you, you grab it before it connects and rip through the flesh with your fingers.

"AAHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA", he screams like a little girl.

You break his arm in two and kick his legs out from underneath him. Placing your hand around his neck, you squeeze until his eyes begin to pop out.

"STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP"

"You want me to stop?"

"YES-"

"Not gonna happen"

You break his neck with your bare goddamn hand, and throw him off the edge of Rexicus.

"I say, it looks like I'm quite screwed"

The energy coming from Rexicus slowly melts away, leaving him bloodied and HEARTBROKEN.

He begins fading away...

"Rin...", he says as he looks over at the armless one.

"Yes...?"

"I love you"

He completely fades away into the dust.... Touching moment.

"Hisao"

"Yes, Lilly?"

"Nice job"

"I believe I've earned myself a blowjob"

She looks at your crooked.

"It doesn't HAVE to be from you."

In the end, the world you made faded away and the school was back to normal. Everyone started getting their strength back. And the world goes back to the way it was.

As you walk up towards your room, shirt off, bloodied and battered.

Misha asks you, "Anything interesting happen? Wahaha"

You respond, "Same old, same old"


MANLY END

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed 05 Aug 2009 02:31:18 No.23652763 Report
>>23652531
I had absolutely none of this typed up already.

Bow down for Brian OA

The judgment shall be passed by the mighty yet blasphemous seagull.

Brian OA wins the thread. GGWP

As he squeezed the melons he pictured them as the hearts of his enemies

Brian OA for president

guys pls, Deadpool is more OP

You know, i have no words.
Just enjoy the spinning kaito and await your gaming PC to get fixed or somethin~
Stare at it. hypnotizing.

piruchan wrote:

walterx8 wrote:

Bow down for Brian OA

Frostei wrote:

Brian OA for president

Heil Brian Mein Fuhrer

Holy fucking shit, i think i´ll never be bored again. Where´d you get all that from anyway? if you wrote it yourself then...



ALL HAILL THE FUHRER BRIAN!

Tome of Richter Bromont

hi bria

HAIL BRIAN

Our new glorious leader, Brian!

"help me"

My planet needs me

they see me rollin'