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EineKrone
/me inserts a koran-girl-group coin.


NINJAS!!!111!!


You get a lewd image of miku.






/me inserts a koran-girl-group coin.
FireFoxZX
you get the whole harem!!!!

/inserts awkwardly-standing-by-the-vending-machine token
piruchan
You get the vending machine.

/me inserts butler coin.
Interference_old
A butler covered on bubble wrap comes out from the machine.

/inserts vocaloid coin
FlyingNeko


/inserts telephone booth
Zeil
Your phone starts ringing. You answer. The voice on the other side says "Hello, this is vending machine!"
The vending machine starts shaking, and spits out the phone cord.
- "Sorry, I can't eat cable."
i suck at story telling :(

/me inserts a coffee coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
fmorisan won a Nestlé coffee!

/inserts a minion coin
EineKrone
You get a creep.



/me inserts a divine rapier con.
DeletedUser_4041880
You get divine rape

*inserts my stuffed sheep*
piruchan
You get fake wool.

/me inserts fake coin.
Zeil
You get a free ride to the police station!

/me inserts a penny
AutoMedic
You get a Cola

\inserts a Dollar
piruchan
You get a Peso

/me inserts a digital coin.
Aurani
You get a bunch of data.

*inserts Ninth's virginity*
AutoMedic
Ninth get's out half naked and seduces you

\insert mario coin
Aurani
Oh God this is a creepy coincidence.. I was just humming the mario song when I read it... lol
Out comes a mushroom.

*inserts nani sore*
piruchan
Nani?

/me inserts Yellow coin.
ALTKID
congratulation, you've got yellow horse

/me inserts peppy
DeletedUser_4041880
PP comes pilling out of the machine. You are now the top player of all countries

*inserts my weak-ass stamina*
kirueggy
you get stamina increase potion +200

/inserts half eaten pizza
OsuMe65
/you won a half if it

/inserts Food Coin
Aurani
Nothing happens

*inserts a grain of salt*
DeletedUser_4041880
You get teleported to the middle of the ocean. Enjoy your stay.

*inserts my legs*
kirueggy
leg game too strong sorry

inserts basketball
FlyingNeko
You get 3 points

/inserts kirukashi's waifu
OsuMe65
/he got a full-assed you

/inserts dime
DeletedUser_4041880
You get a penny

*inserts glasses*
FlyingNeko
You get good eyesight

/inserts meter stick
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
FlyingNeko grew up by 100cm!

/inserts a KOF coin
piruchan
You get Kyo Kusanagi.

/me inserts a Street Fighter coin.
imaginarywriter
You get Hadouken hability.

/me inserts tsundere coin.
DeletedUser_4041880
You get a tsundere

*inserts moe*
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
Moe Szyslak comes out of the vending machine!

/inserts a fireworks coin
imaginarywriter
Katy Perry comes out of the vending machine.

/inserts Pippi coin
InstaSpeed
Your computer background is replaced by a picture of pippi.

I insert a microphone in the vending machine.
Rayz141
the vending machine turned into a karaoke machine

/me inserts plastic coin
FlyingNeko
You get a plastic bottle

/inserts my hand
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
a gentleman grabs FlyingNeko's hand and says: would you marry me?

/inserts a shuriken-shaped coin
piruchan
You get a kunai.

/me inserts a poke ball coin.
EineKrone
You get a Master Ball! Congratulations trainer!


/me inserts a Fagote.
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