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Hyroo
/you get a TF2 hat

/me inserts senpai coin
Chamelo
As you look back, th-that's Taka-senpai. He's coming at you!
Senpai: Are you alright?
Hyroo: N-nothing! I'm just taking a look at this vending machine... *blush*
Senpai: Oh, okay. Well, see you around!
Hyroo: O-okay...
Taka-senapi's gone.
'Next time I'll make you notice me, senpai!' you think.

(Note: Imaginary name. XD)

/me rapidly insert 100 silver coins
Hyroo
/you rapidly get 100 hug pillows of Gabe Newell

/me inserts loli coin
piruchan
You get Enju.
WARNING, LOLI WITHOUT CLOTHES

she still has a towel tough

/me inserts an ancient book.
Ceph23
The curse of a hundred angry shamans rains upon you. You are now unable to take a shower using soap.

Inserts limbs
kirueggy
you get the rest of the human body

/me inserts a basketball
Phos-
A football shoots out, hitting you right in the face

/me inserts an ancient coin.
Hyroo
/you get a brand new coin

/me inserts hit circle coin
SirAbblot
You get a spinner.

/me inserts a blank piece of paper.
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Trash Boat
SirAbblot won pencils!

/inserts a Knight coin
EineKrone
You get a 1:1 Exaclibur replica made of steel!
Care how you swing that '-'

/me inserts a Microsoft coin.
kirueggy
you got a linux!

/me inserts a lingyin huang coin
Rio-
You got a Chinese girl in a bunny-suit named ling yin huang /me runs

/inserts glowstick
kirueggy
you get more glow, less stick

/me inserts the playstation cat coin
jacwib
/you got the worlds cutest kitty in tha world :33

/me inserts http://puu.sh/8eHtX.jpg (lol)
piruchan
You got peppy.

/me inserts a pink coin.
jomarixa808
You receive a pink coin, this time with the word "osu!" written on it in white letters.

/inserts homestuck
jacwib
/you get a irl copy of sburb! (server disc not included.)

/me inserts #selfie
jomarixa808
The machine decides to commit suicide after listening.

/Replaces machine
piruchan
The machine gives you a free Pepsi.

/me inserts white coin.
jacwib
/you get coca cola vanilla

/me inserts machine in machine (wait wut???)
Rayz141
you got an additional vending machine

/me inserts microscopic-sized coin
jacwib
error
you dident specify which vending machine to input the coin into
automaticaly putting coin in machine #2

/you get a microscopic friend :D

/me inserts mania coin into machine #1 and puts a teddy bear into machine #2
kirueggy
you get a taiko coin and a mystery box

/me inserts a cake
piruchan
You get whip cream.

/me inserts a diamond coin.
Phos-
You get a rock coin!

/me inserts a radioactive nuclear coin.
Rayz141
you got a Nuclear Fusion

/me inserts paper coin
kirueggy
you get a tree

/me inserts the CTB guy
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
Kirukashi won a replica of satriobp!

/inserts a Mystic rose coin
kirueggy
Trash Boat won a Red Scarlet $20,000 camera

/me inserts the replica of satriobp
jacwib
the universe exploded

/me creates new universe and a vending machine and puts a commodore 64 in it.
kirueggy
you get superman... on the commodore 64

/me inserts new zealand's flag
Kyno
You won Australia's flag!

/inserts 0.2 mechanical pencil
jomarixa808
You receive a semi-auto rifle that launches small bits of 0.2mm lead.

/inserts Titanfall
Rayz141
A titan falls from the sky

/me inserts glock 18
OsuMe65
/you got a keychain-sized glock 18

/inserts pen coin
kirueggy
you get a sig-sauer p226

/me inserts a blub
Rio-
the blub explode in the machine and you got nothing

/me inserts bandage coin
FireFoxZX
chinese man pops out "YOU THINK PRO COIN GIVE YOU PRO, NOT TODAY" *chinese man slaps you with his cane and dissappears*

/insert dissappointment coin
Kritzkingvoid
/you got a coin

/inserts it right back
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