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Phos-
You win a strange coin!

/insers a glow-in-the-dark coin
SirAbblot
Your prize is censored.

/Inserts bitcoin
EineKrone
You get a malware which proceed to delete all you files and put guro in it's place.



/me inserts a khezu coin
Rio-
You got a Wyvern
*I didn't play Monster Hunter... so yeah

/inserts a doge coin
OsuMe65
/you won Comic Sans MS and doge itself

/inserts paint coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
OsuMe65 won a paintbrush!

/inserts a FOX 20th Anniversary coin
Phos-
20 foxes come out and tear you apart.

/inserts edible coin.
EineKrone
You get nothing, the machine ate your coin.
It stills is hungry, and proceeds to run after you.


/me inserts a 9mm coinon the new non-carnivore machine.
kirueggy

EineKrone wrote:

You get nothing, the machine ate your coin.
It stills is hungry, and proceeds to run after you.


/me inserts a 9mm coinon the new non-carnivore machine.
you get nothing, you lose, good day sir

/me inserts a DogeCoin
ALTKID
congratulation you've got wow coin and doge itself!

/me inserts peppy
Phos-
You win the BanchoBot!

/inserts a trash coin.
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
You called me, monsieur Flutthershy?

/inserts a Rainbow dash coin
kirueggy
you get fluttershy

/me inserts an Ichika Orimura
piruchan
You get a life size mecha.

/me inserts plastic chair.
kirueggy
you get an ikea.

/me inserts the sharingan coin
jomarixa808
The machine bursts into black flames. Oh dear.

I dont insert anything, for fear of neverending flames. I instead POOT DISPENSER HERE.
Chamelo
No u *flames disappear*

/insert 1$ coin
Hyroo
/you get a TF2 hat

/me inserts senpai coin
Chamelo
As you look back, th-that's Taka-senpai. He's coming at you!
Senpai: Are you alright?
Hyroo: N-nothing! I'm just taking a look at this vending machine... *blush*
Senpai: Oh, okay. Well, see you around!
Hyroo: O-okay...
Taka-senapi's gone.
'Next time I'll make you notice me, senpai!' you think.

(Note: Imaginary name. XD)

/me rapidly insert 100 silver coins
Hyroo
/you rapidly get 100 hug pillows of Gabe Newell

/me inserts loli coin
piruchan
You get Enju.
WARNING, LOLI WITHOUT CLOTHES

she still has a towel tough

/me inserts an ancient book.
Ceph23
The curse of a hundred angry shamans rains upon you. You are now unable to take a shower using soap.

Inserts limbs
kirueggy
you get the rest of the human body

/me inserts a basketball
Phos-
A football shoots out, hitting you right in the face

/me inserts an ancient coin.
Hyroo
/you get a brand new coin

/me inserts hit circle coin
SirAbblot
You get a spinner.

/me inserts a blank piece of paper.
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
SirAbblot won pencils!

/inserts a Knight coin
EineKrone
You get a 1:1 Exaclibur replica made of steel!
Care how you swing that '-'

/me inserts a Microsoft coin.
kirueggy
you got a linux!

/me inserts a lingyin huang coin
Rio-
You got a Chinese girl in a bunny-suit named ling yin huang /me runs

/inserts glowstick
kirueggy
you get more glow, less stick

/me inserts the playstation cat coin
jacwib
/you got the worlds cutest kitty in tha world :33

/me inserts http://puu.sh/8eHtX.jpg (lol)
piruchan
You got peppy.

/me inserts a pink coin.
jomarixa808
You receive a pink coin, this time with the word "osu!" written on it in white letters.

/inserts homestuck
jacwib
/you get a irl copy of sburb! (server disc not included.)

/me inserts #selfie
jomarixa808
The machine decides to commit suicide after listening.

/Replaces machine
piruchan
The machine gives you a free Pepsi.

/me inserts white coin.
jacwib
/you get coca cola vanilla

/me inserts machine in machine (wait wut???)
Rayz141
you got an additional vending machine

/me inserts microscopic-sized coin
jacwib
error
you dident specify which vending machine to input the coin into
automaticaly putting coin in machine #2

/you get a microscopic friend :D

/me inserts mania coin into machine #1 and puts a teddy bear into machine #2
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