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B1rd
Granted but it was taken from your senpai.

I wish to spend the day lounging at home playing Osu!
Kyno
granted, but you break your fingers. (streams and stuff)

I wish I had hubby.
B1rd
So cruel :d

Granted but you become male as well.

I desire to sleep in tommorow.
Kyno
Granted, but you became an insomniac for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a fish.
B1rd
Granted, but you develop self-esteem issues because you are an ugly fish.

I wish to reach 10,000 forums posts.
Ikikaera
Granted. Right after you reach 10,000 posts, you'll get banned from permanently.

I wish I would've bought a smaller mouse, because my current one is huge.
B1rd
Granted, but the same thing happens with a certain part of your body.

I wish to become a moderator of this forum, oppresing everyone with an iron fist.
Phos-
Granted, you overthrow peppy and then the game becomes pay to win.

I wish HR was easier.
Coro
Granted. HR is subsequently nerfed to not give bonus score and people who use HR are flamed in the forums.

I wish to be kawaii.
Grrum
Granted, but you can never take off your scarf.

I wish my hand didn't hurt from playing osu so much.
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but your eyes start hurting and eventually you go semi blind

I wish I can play mania better
Coro
Granted. With your newfound mania skills, you play for an extended period of time, only to realize you've broken your keyboard from mechanical stress.

I wish I could meet online friends in real life.
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but they turn out to be old people disguising themselves as teenagers

I wish I can speak Korean
Coro
Granted. Hooray, you can talk to Koreans now! They still make fun of your odd accent, though.

I wish I could compose music.
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but no one listens to your music

I wish I could get a new piano
Coro
Granted! No one wants your old one, though, and there's no more space in the house, so you have nowhere to put it.

I wish for a hug.
DeletedUser_4041880
//I'll put it outside though

Granted but you die of suffocation. You got hugged too tightly

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was
Phos-
Granted, you now have carpal tunnel.

I wish I could give myself kudosu!
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you lose your Osu supporter
B1rd
I wish to be known as the god of mouse only~
Kyno
granted, but you lost any connection you had with the outside people.
(oh wait, that happens to everyone)

I wish.... I wish.... to be B1rd.
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OsuMe65
granted for a second

I wish to have a bead
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but it grows out of control

I wish I could sing

(LOL I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO WISH FOR SOMETHING IN MY LAST POST)
Trash Boat
granted but you only sing JB songs

i wish for nuts-senpai to notice me
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but he follows you everywhere to notice you, including the bathroom.

I wish for a lifetime supply of the finest DMMD games
B1rd
Granted but you become so addicted you become a hiki and stop playing Osu! and socialising.

I wish to have a massive array of forum smileys unique to my account only.
Abominableve
Granted but they're all Steve Buscemi looking seductive.

I wish I had a Spinx cat Named Princess Monstertruck
jomarixa808
Granted, but Princess Monstertruck apparently owns a monstertruck and accidentally runs you over.

I wish that this wish be granted the way I wanted it to.
Coro
Granted, but what you wanted ended up killing you.

I wish senpai would notice me.
Ceph23
Granted. Senpai noticed you and will stay by your side all the time..... forever.... always.... even if you die...

I wish I could the ability to control my core temperature
B1rd
Granted, but it stops being automatic and you have to be constantly adjusting it depending on the outside temperature.

I wish for a cat.
Kyno
granted but.... thinks of a way to make this horrible....
Uh... you are attacked because your cat mistaken you for a bird. (hurhurhur)

I wish for a fish.
Coro
Granted~ A large fish swims up and eats you.

I wish to be kawaii.
ALTKID
granted. But you have no friend.

I wish to kill you c:
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but I get to kill you first.

I wish for sleep.
Trash Boat
granted but you sleep 12 hours and you're late for school when you awake

i wish for hotcakes
jomarixa808
A hot, steaming cake? That's made out of ghost peppers. Without your knowledge.

I wish for you to DIE HORRIBLY.
Kyno
Okay, but your left with ever-lasting guilt and sorrow.

I wish I had piece of bread to feed to the ducks~
B1rd
Granted but you can't feed them because you died horribly.

I wish for roast duck.
Chamelo
Yeah, roast 'poisoned' duck

I wish for Japanese lesson
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