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Trash Boat
i have something pending with u dumpling, you know what :/
kouzuki_karen

Trash Boat wrote:

i have something pending with u dumpling, you know what :/
no comment
GladiOol
battler, just stop posting.

it's not us, it's you.

just stop.
Bweh

MasterMax199 wrote:

when I was 8 years to make a joke to my dad I hid behind the wall to make it feel intimidating, (the one that my father had ever told me is that he suffered from tachycardia) just passed the scared to the point that she fainted on the floor.
just woke up from the coma he asked me what had happened. I told him I had banged his head against the table stumbling. :P

all this really happened and luckily everything went well and now I want my father more than ever :oops:
Guys, I know we hate battler and all, but I feel like this needs some attention as well as all the things it's implying
Vuelo Eluko
yoeri am i on your ignore too :?
Shellghost
This ignore feature works great.

Now if only everyone else would stop responding to him so I can completely forget he ever existed.
Zeraph

Shellghost wrote:

This ignore feature works great.

Now if only everyone else would stop responding to him so I can completely forget he ever existed.
Saint_old
i like to look in the mirror at myself
sitting on my bed
i stare at my face for 10 minutes
i stare too much, and my face rots
and my eyes appear hollow
my mouth has vanished
and then i blink and my face twitches back to normal
Trash Boat
Sorry for offending you, Im so stressed by last days events. And a little hypertense. You are free to go back to the topic, whatever it was the topic
Vuelo Eluko

Trash Boat wrote:

Sorry for offending you, Im so stressed by last days events. And a little hypertense. You are free to go back to the topic, whatever it was the topic
It's okay battler! i almost got arrested and evicted in the past month alone so I know what it's like to be stressed. Nowadays my heart's racing and my hands shake when i dogs bark because I just know someone coming to my house is just another harbinger of bad news.
Ikikaera
I'm dangerously much addicted to Anime and music.
Trash Boat

Chris9427 wrote:

I'm dangerously much addicted to Anime and music.
if you enjoy it with no consequences at all, it's ok. if there appears side effects, you should go to a doctor
ALTKID
I'm a fujoshi
Audiodelus
I went out of my way to make my 30,00th play the osu! tutorial. It seems I still have not yet hit enough circles.

I'm still shit
thelewa
your 30th play?

wow
Tanzklaue

Audiodelus wrote:

I went out of my way to make my 30,00th play the osu! tutorial. It seems I still have not yet hit enough circles.

I'm still shit
maybe you would stop being shit if speed and high AR wasn't your only focus.
Zeraph
or if your recent activity included anything above [Hard] maybe?
Tanzklaue

Zeraph wrote:

or if your recent activity included anything above [Hard] maybe?
he has some B's and C's on relatively hard stream maps (lookat top performances), which for me indicates that he doesn't care about acc and only about speed.
Zeraph
i don't think i can get http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/1361774 into my top rankings if i fc'd with HD.

this is a confession.
Audiodelus
T'was just an idle statement on my part. Both your points are correct however and I do know what I'm lacking in. It's just a habit of mine to quit songs if I drop combo resulting in a hard-based activity feed.

Best to get back to confessing at this point, yes?
silmarilen

Zeraph wrote:

i don't think i can get http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/1361774 into my top rankings if i fc'd with HD.

this is a confession.
this makes me cry every time https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/1361817
Zeraph
hey sil looks like your osu! is running up to date! :^)
Trash Boat

silmarilen wrote:

this makes me cry every time https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/1361817
what? the fact that you FC a song again with better score but lower accuracy? yeah it sucks sometimes
Yarissa

Audiodelus wrote:

I went out of my way to make my 30,00th play the osu! tutorial. It seems I still have not yet hit enough circles.

I'm still shit


This doesn't look like 30,000 plays to me. Unless, you know, osu! tutorial doesn't show in your most played. Is it ranked or unranked?
Zeraph


Trash Boat


maybe you mean this?
Yarissa
Ah I thought they were bragging about 30k plays on that particular song lol
Tanzklaue

silmarilen wrote:

Zeraph wrote:

i don't think i can get http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/1361774 into my top rankings if i fc'd with HD.

this is a confession.
this makes me cry every time https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/1361817
all my feels, I'm also incredibly good at almost being impressive (on a much lower scale of standards ofc)
Zeraph

Tanzklaue wrote:

all my feels, I'm also incredibly good at almost being impressive (on a much lower scale of standards ofc)
http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/1339517

yes.
Trash Boat
congrats Zeraph. oh wait..... oh so you are Zeraphlol. didnt noticed
AstralPhnx
Its my birthday today. So... Yeah. confess that.
Vuelo Eluko
i cant hold a combo
ever
silmarilen

Bassist Vinyl wrote:

i cant hold a combo
ever
me neither, just make sure you break combo past the part where the song ends
Kanye West


wow never seen that before
Ikikaera
Literally nothing could make me cry irl atm, however.. I tend to cry in almost every sad part in any Anime.
Just watched some episodes of Golden Time.. fucking hell.
Zeraph

Kanye West wrote:



wow never seen that before
the shit trifecta
Trash Boat
don't you dare to blame Bassist, he was just being nice
Shellghost
Check my trips.
Zeraph
tripsfag
Cyclohexane

Kanye West wrote:



wow never seen that before
Eventually it'll be everyone in here

Except for me cause you can't ignore mods :^)
GladiOol

Mr Color wrote:

Kanye West wrote:



wow never seen that before
Eventually it'll be everyone I'm here

Except for me cause you can't ignore mods :^)


next time you won't be so lucky
Trash Boat
ehem

















not a reality yet
Yarissa

GladiOol wrote:

Mr Color wrote:

Eventually it'll be everyone I'm here

Except for me cause you can't ignore mods :^)


next time you won't be so lucky
They're getting craftier. They plan on befriending all of offtopic!
Trash Boat
i removed Daddy from my foes list for now. but if he does the douche again, he'll be back in a blink
Witch Mercy
I'm really addicted to spending $ on games.
It once got to a point where whenever I got hold of $ I would immediately spend all of it on whatever game I was addicted to at the time.
Now...not so much :l Need to pay bills etc.
DaddyCoolVipper

Trash Boat wrote:

i removed Daddy from my foes list for now. but if he does the douche again, he'll be back in a blink
you want to fight about it you palestinian motherfucker
Zeraph
L
O
L
NotEvenDoomMusic

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Trash Boat wrote:

i removed Daddy from my foes list for now. but if he does the douche again, he'll be back in a blink
you want to fight about it you palestinian motherfucker
hey dad

if you fight him please make sure he stays dead
Birdy

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Trash Boat wrote:

i removed Daddy from my foes list for now. but if he does the douche again, he'll be back in a blink
you want to fight about it you palestinian motherfucker
well plade
Bweh

gracecz wrote:

I'm really addicted to spending $ on games.
It once got to a point where whenever I got hold of $ I would immediately spend all of it on whatever game I was addicted to at the time.
Now...not so much :l Need to pay bills etc.
Where do you get the time to play games
Witch Mercy

Brian OA wrote:

gracecz wrote:

I'm really addicted to spending $ on games.
It once got to a point where whenever I got hold of $ I would immediately spend all of it on whatever game I was addicted to at the time.
Now...not so much :l Need to pay bills etc.
Where do you get the time to play games
Let's just say I ignore and neglect my irl responsibilities to a very extreme degree. |:
Trash Boat
damn i lost my warm and fuzzy feeling of contributing osu!

DaddyCoolVipper performed a Sonic Boom(hold back a few seconds, then forward + punch)!
Trash Boat blocked the attack!
Trash Boat used Wrath of the Raging Demon(light punch, light punch, forward, light kick, strong punch)!
Instant K.O.!
Trash Boat wins!
AstralPhnx

Trash Boat wrote:

damn i lost my warm and fuzzy feeling of contributing osu!

DaddyCoolVipper performed a Sonic Boom(hold back a few seconds, then forward + punch)!
Trash Boat blocked the attack!
Trash Boat used Wrath of the Raging Demon(light punch, light punch, forward, light kick, strong punch)!
Instant K.O.!
Trash Boat wins!
Bloke on the sidelines uses "we don't give a fuck"
Spectators win
seasonS_old

gracecz wrote:

Let's just say I ignore and neglect my irl responsibilities to a very extreme degree. |:
:cry:
Trash Boat
nice haircut, Tuxdude. and nice expression. you should be more happier now
GladiOol
I really wonder what goes on in the head of battler when he makes one of his posts.
Bweh
I can't recall how I used to think when I was 12 but I'm sure that'd be pretty close.
Trash Boat

GladiOol wrote:

I really wonder what goes on in the head of Trash Boat when he makes one of his posts.
fixed for peppy's sake. and what's wrong with being random? if you do the same thing over and over, it gets boring
Yoeri
Random =/= funny
Trash Boat
yeah i saw that before but where?
Sethlied

Trash Boat wrote:

yeah i saw that before but where?
I said that to your mom last night
Trash Boat
you lied(as always)































ba dum tss. i don't think, i act. then explode
mathexpert
AstralPhnx
Every time battler makes a pun a puppy dies. And you don't want puppy's to die don't you?
Zeraph
i want lolis and battler to die. maybe not die but disappear at least.
Cyclohexane

Trash Boat wrote:

GladiOol wrote:

I really wonder what goes on in the head of Trash Boat when he makes one of his posts.
fixed for peppy's sake. and what's wrong with being random? if you do the same thing over and over, it gets boring
Incidentally you keep posting in this forum over and over, and it got boring very fast. Maybe you should move on to something else.
Tanzklaue
srsly guys, if everyone would start ignore that cancer the world would be a better place.
Cyclohexane
Sorry, I like taking the bait every once in a while

Generally it's when I think of snazzy one-liners, it'd be a waste not to post it
Shellghost
When you feel that urge again, tell the one liner to dkun instead.
Cyclohexane
"D'you wanna die?"


Been a while since I last heard him say that for the record
Trash Boat
i know the path i choose, Color. i don't need nobody to guide me
Witch Mercy

seasonS wrote:

gracecz wrote:

Let's just say I ignore and neglect my irl responsibilities to a very extreme degree. |:
:cry:
Yep, pretty sad indeed ;_;
dkun

Shellghost wrote:

When you feel that urge again, tell the one liner to dkun instead.
you motherfucker
Ikikaera
I suck at social life and often don't get what people want from me, so I end up ignoring them sometimes.
Reallife needs a better guide.
AstralPhnx

Chris9427 wrote:

I suck at social life and often don't get what people want from me, so I end up ignoring them sometimes.
Reallife needs a better guide.
I know how you feel. My social skills suck pretty bad as well.
Trash Boat
how to get friends in real life, part 1:
-Be honest with them(but you can allow yourself some little pity lies)
-No matter how desperate they are, don't lend them money. they won't return it
-Give them your shoulder when they need to cry
to be continued, but you can contribute with some tips if you wish
AstralPhnx

Trash Boat wrote:

how to get friends in real life, part 1:
-Be honest with them(but you can allow yourself some little pity lies)
-No matter how desperate they are, don't lend them money. they won't return it
-Give them your shoulder when they need to cry
to be continued, but you can contribute with some tips if you wish
Part of a series of trash boats useless tips.
DaddyCoolVipper

Tuxdude143 wrote:

Trash Boat wrote:

how to get friends in real life, part 1:
-Be honest with them(but you can allow yourself some little pity lies)
-No matter how desperate they are, don't lend them money. they won't return it
-Give them your shoulder when they need to cry
to be continued, but you can contribute with some tips if you wish
Part of a series of trash boats useless tips.
Trash Boat
talk by yourself i dont see any contribution of your part. Chris asked for a guide, this is a decent start
hurray, 1,000 posts!
Ikikaera

Trash Boat wrote:

talk by yourself i dont see any contribution of your part. Chris asked for a guide, this is a decent start
hurray, 1,000 posts!
You gave me a wrong guide though. I don't need more reallife friends, since I have enough already.
It's just hard for me to 'interact' with random people.
Bweh
My trick is to stop giving a fuck
IppE

Tuxdude143 wrote:

I know how you feel. My social skills suck pretty bad as well.

Tuxdude143 wrote:

Part of a series of trash boats useless tips.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Trash Boat

Brian OA wrote:

My trick is to stop giving a fuck
excellent advice(not sarcastic)
Vuelo Eluko
im a virgin
Yoeri
Yes great we're all very shocked etc.
Trash Boat
Bassist you are more random than I. keep up the good work
Shellghost
Let's try a method everyone can understand perfectly.

Pls no responderino to the cancerino you retarderinos.
NotEvenDoomMusic
Vuelo Eluko

Shellghost wrote:

Let's try a method everyone can understand perfectly.

Pls no responderino to the cancerino you retarderinos.
are you confessing to rustled jimmies
or
aaa123
I poop while sitting.
Trash Boat

Shellghost wrote:

Pls no responderino to the cancerino you retarderinos.
marcostudios will probably kick your ass as soon as he reads it, because that's racist dude.
xtrem3x
I confess I just start another beatmap and it took much less time deciphering the speeds that put circles XD
GladiOol

xtrem3x wrote:

I confess I just start another beatmap and it took much less time deciphering the speeds that put circles XD
XD
Vuelo Eluko

GladiOol wrote:

xtrem3x wrote:

I confess I just start another beatmap and it took much less time deciphering the speeds that put circles XD
XD
hay we were all new to mapping once

personally i tried it once, made like 4 circles, then gave up.\

how
Zeraph

Shellghost wrote:

Let's try a method everyone can understand perfectly.

Pls no responderino to the cancerino you retarderinos.
Bweh
I was working out at the gym, got a good burn in, and then this chick walks up to and tells me to put my shirt back on because it's "against the rules." What the hell, I wanna go back to Panama.

Should I organize a group of 40 or 50 people to walk in there, take our shirts off simultaneously, and finally work out in splendorous glory until shirtless becomes the norm?
GladiOol
implying it's normal to do a workout without a shirt on. lol
Shellghost

GladiOol wrote:

implying it's normal to do a workout without a shirt on. lol
I've lived half my life without a shirt on.
GladiOol

Shellghost wrote:

GladiOol wrote:

implying it's normal to do a workout without a shirt on. lol
I've lived half my life without a shirt on.
gz
astelios
I confess i will never let the world forget about the osu god Cookiezi
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