sit down and go slo whil i tel u all grand stury
ons upon tim lon ago b4 the tim of cockez and 15 yrold japanes kids who use tohp ro of qwerty kb
ther was a man who honto gud at uso!
u c, he was fstr than sanic, more acc thin bst irl snipr who go2wur, reed betr den bes cooleg profesrz, and he pley de pure kb
das rit, mov n tap w/ kb
uc, 1 buton was 4 increse ptnr speid, 1 4 decres, aro kee 2 mov, a,s,d,f 2 taps
he was doge of vidya gim
had #1 on al map
but 1 dey, he trid go 4 far 9 him. al his frin and worshipr (he betr than cockez) sed dont do, u'll dedded!
but h3 had gotn bord wif gam. gam 2ez. inso not chaleng anymur
so he opend mod slecshun. piked hrhddtfl, then he blindfold selph
he typd into map serch "bigfreedomcokrosedivemoneyscarleytutorialwowimposiblmapawakejusttag999djnogardpopringhostremotestarstreamskycontrol"
spec crowd gahsp
no1 ever pas map, let aloen al mod
he pres entr
map start.
it was mazing bes pley, fc ssssss 99999% - but only almos
rite b4 las not, de bes pleyr dedded
u c, he culd hav don it. but map 999945 presure 245 him. nervus wuld fale 2 fc and wuld disapont specz
bes playr evr 4g0t mos importnt lesun:
Breathing.
And that is why you must learn to breathe, for if you do not, one day, while making the play of your life, you might die from suffocation.
Thank you.