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The Genie Game

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mathexpert
1,699 posts
Joined March 2011
mathexpert
Granted, you know what to wish for – you've always wanted to swim in a pool filled with nacho cheese. You have of course, wasted your wish though so you'll have to settle on a bag of Doritos instead.

I wish I could teleport to the year 2413.
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old
Wished, but you can't return.

I want knowldege.
Zexion
308 posts
Joined May 2012
Zexion
Granted, but you are chased by every government in the world for knowing too much about them. Knowledge is dangerous sometimes, you know.

I wish not to know anything at all.
- Marco -
7,042 posts
Joined December 2011
- Marco -
Granted but you will not success irl...

I images i have in my wind can be printed
CsavarNat16
340 posts
Joined July 2012
CsavarNat16

marcostudios wrote:

I images i have in my mind can be printed
fixed probably :P

Granted, but all of the images is blank when got printed

I wish I don't have to sleep right now
The Joker
67 posts
Joined May 2013
The Joker
Granted but you will have to sleep at a very important time

I wish I never needed sleep.
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
Joined May 2012
NotEvenDoomMusic
Granted but your dick will get stuck in a chicken forever.

I wish wash woosh wham.
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old
wub woosh swoosh wham whish whup weeb wub wob.

I want knowledge again.
RemiFlan
91 posts
Joined August 2013
RemiFlan
Granted but you already forgot it.

I wish I had a better knife :(
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
Joined May 2012
NotEvenDoomMusic
Wish granted, i'll invite you to a Knif Prty next time.


bwr caobeels

I wish that the genie who grants my wish will turn into stalks of weed.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted.
However, this stalk of weed is unsmokable. In fact, there are no actions available for this stalk of weed.
Discard? > Yes. No.

I wish I was better at maintaining a proper appearance/demeanour in public.
GeeNX
1,081 posts
Joined June 2012
GeeNX
hmm granted, but you will have unstoppable laughs when you need it less

I wish I could be special 4 u
CsavarNat16
340 posts
Joined July 2012
CsavarNat16
You're already special <3

I wish to fall without any fractures or injuries
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted but it's an eternal fall

I wish potato chips don't come with so much free air in the bag
- Marco -
7,042 posts
Joined December 2011
- Marco -
granted but you will have to share half

I wish i will be famous
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted but you'll be infamous for the wrong things.

I wish I can meet some people here IRL
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted but it'll be tuxdude and battler and you'll be stuck in a small room with them for 40 days and 40 nights.

I wish I wasn't hungry :(
DeathxThexKidCR
9 posts
Joined April 2013
DeathxThexKidCR

Falapalagas wrote:

Granted but it'll be tuxdude and battler and you'll be stuck in a small room with them for 40 days and 40 nights.

I wish I wasn't hungry :(
Granted, but the effect will vanish after five minutes and you'll be hungry again.

I wish a better world (?)
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. There is no more pollution, no wars and no more conflict, but the source of all these have been erased... Humans (including you)

I wish for all the gold in the world.
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted but to retrieve it you must swim in a pool of sulfuric acid.

I wish I didn't mess up my sleep 'schedule'.
DeathxThexKidCR
9 posts
Joined April 2013
DeathxThexKidCR
Granted, but now you can't sleep anymore and you'll be tired. You'll also start to hallucinate.

I wish all the Monogatari seasons on Blu-ray DVDs.
Aireu
Former osu! Champion: 2021
134 posts
Joined June 2012
Aireu
Granted, but now you have to turn your IRL name into "Booboo-onii-chan-sama-kentaidasiki~~"

I would like extra dressing with my salad
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted but it's an endless flow. Better drink up.

I wish I can communicate with octopuses
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. Now you can now communicate with them and now know the very thing very octopus wants, Tentacle sex, And the fact that you can communicate with them made you there no.1 target...... enjoy!! ^_^

I wish I had the ability to teleport.
DeathxThexKidCR
9 posts
Joined April 2013
DeathxThexKidCR
Granted. But everytime you teleport, it'll be completely random. Meaning that you could end inside a whale's stomach and then die.

I wish I had the ability to stop the time whenever I want.
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined May 2011
OsuMe65
granted but you'll end up stuck in the door after time resumes

i wish i have a pencil
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but the pencil suddenly jumps up at you and stabs your eye.

I wish I could just do what I want this weekend.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. But the consequences of not doing what you have to will haunt you forever.

I wish for a better genie
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted, but the only thing that's better about the new genie is that he/she is much more capable of screwing you over when you wish for something.

I wish mushroom people were real :(
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted but they're out to indiscriminately spray spores all over you.

I wish everything's made of bacon
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. But everything will spoil after an hour and can never be reverted. Better eat up then.

I wish for more confidence.
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted but now you're over confident.

I wish I didn't spill coke everywhere...
Chamelo
432 posts
Joined July 2013
Chamelo
Granted, and now you can't drink it forever.

I wish all of my enemies turn into my friend.
Guru
Guru
granted but now all your friends turn into your ennemy, including your enemies that turn into your friend!?

i wish i can erase everybody's memory about my awkard moments
AnreFM
781 posts
Joined September 2012
AnreFM
granted, but all of their memories about you are gone too

I wish senpai will notice me
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted but now senpai thinks you're a terrible human being and has started to bully you.

I wish I could write fast enough to pass my English exam.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you ran out of pencil lead/pen ink/etc.

I wish I could just make people do things for me. People who will do them properly.
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted but for every one thing you make people do, you have to sacrifice something of equal value.

I wish I had some deodorant.
Guru
Guru
grant but you will be malodorant when you use it
i wish i didn't have to study now
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
You're exempt from studying for 19 more hours. After that, you'll be subjected to imprisonment in a dreary confined space, along with others who wished for the same. Force-fed to learn subjects that will not matter in society, you're stripped off your leisure and free-thinking. Against your will to wake up each day before the sun even come- oh wait. That's just school..

I wish mlp doesn't exist
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