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Asagi Mutsuki
Granted but you can't walk.

I wish I can sleep as long I want to without worrying about school stuff.
Nathanael
Wish granted, so I'll be taking your soul and you should rest in peace. <.<

I wish I have a supporter tag.. ._.
silmarilen
granted, but its just the tag, not the extras

i wish homework didnt take so much time
Nathanael
Granted, but lessons and quizzes will take much time.

silmarilen wrote:

granted, but its just the tag, not the extras
That's what I only want.. XD

I wish its not raining today.. 'orz
GeeNX
Come to Spain and your wish will be automatically granted

I wish you
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it's snowing. And hailing. With tornadoes. And anything else you can imagine.
Goddamn ninjas. Also, you're doing it wrong.
...
Granted, but you die.

I wish I stuck with staying at the dorm this year.
NotEvenDoomMusic

GeeNX wrote:

Spain
wait, you're not mexican? o,o'

Kitsunemimi wrote:

I wish I stuck with staying at the dorm this year.
...
Granted, but you die.
AmberLynx
Umm okay.

I wish you a merry xmas
silmarilen
granted but i dont celebrate christmas

i wish i had loadsamoney
NotEvenDoomMusic
here, have some dosh.


I wish i forget how to... uh.
- Marco -
well you granted yourself ;P

I wish i'm not rejected at my school
Zexion
Granted, but you were accepted as the new janitor. Now get to clean those bathrooms!

I wish I knew what to wish for.
mathexpert
Granted, you know what to wish for – you've always wanted to swim in a pool filled with nacho cheese. You have of course, wasted your wish though so you'll have to settle on a bag of Doritos instead.

I wish I could teleport to the year 2413.
Apex_old
Wished, but you can't return.

I want knowldege.
Zexion
Granted, but you are chased by every government in the world for knowing too much about them. Knowledge is dangerous sometimes, you know.

I wish not to know anything at all.
- Marco -
Granted but you will not success irl...

I images i have in my wind can be printed
CsavarNat16

marcostudios wrote:

I images i have in my mind can be printed
fixed probably :P

Granted, but all of the images is blank when got printed

I wish I don't have to sleep right now
The Joker
Granted but you will have to sleep at a very important time

I wish I never needed sleep.
NotEvenDoomMusic
Granted but your dick will get stuck in a chicken forever.

I wish wash woosh wham.
Apex_old
wub woosh swoosh wham whish whup weeb wub wob.

I want knowledge again.
RemiFlan
Granted but you already forgot it.

I wish I had a better knife :(
NotEvenDoomMusic
Wish granted, i'll invite you to a Knif Prty next time.


bwr caobeels

I wish that the genie who grants my wish will turn into stalks of weed.
Kitsunemimi
Granted.
However, this stalk of weed is unsmokable. In fact, there are no actions available for this stalk of weed.
Discard? > Yes. No.

I wish I was better at maintaining a proper appearance/demeanour in public.
GeeNX
hmm granted, but you will have unstoppable laughs when you need it less

I wish I could be special 4 u
CsavarNat16
You're already special <3

I wish to fall without any fractures or injuries
AmberLynx
Granted but it's an eternal fall

I wish potato chips don't come with so much free air in the bag
- Marco -
granted but you will have to share half

I wish i will be famous
AmberLynx
Granted but you'll be infamous for the wrong things.

I wish I can meet some people here IRL
Falapalagas
Granted but it'll be tuxdude and battler and you'll be stuck in a small room with them for 40 days and 40 nights.

I wish I wasn't hungry :(
DeathxThexKidCR

Falapalagas wrote:

Granted but it'll be tuxdude and battler and you'll be stuck in a small room with them for 40 days and 40 nights.

I wish I wasn't hungry :(
Granted, but the effect will vanish after five minutes and you'll be hungry again.

I wish a better world (?)
Ceph23
Granted. There is no more pollution, no wars and no more conflict, but the source of all these have been erased... Humans (including you)

I wish for all the gold in the world.
Falapalagas
Granted but to retrieve it you must swim in a pool of sulfuric acid.

I wish I didn't mess up my sleep 'schedule'.
DeathxThexKidCR
Granted, but now you can't sleep anymore and you'll be tired. You'll also start to hallucinate.

I wish all the Monogatari seasons on Blu-ray DVDs.
Aireu
Granted, but now you have to turn your IRL name into "Booboo-onii-chan-sama-kentaidasiki~~"

I would like extra dressing with my salad
AmberLynx
Granted but it's an endless flow. Better drink up.

I wish I can communicate with octopuses
Ceph23
Granted. Now you can now communicate with them and now know the very thing very octopus wants, Tentacle sex, And the fact that you can communicate with them made you there no.1 target...... enjoy!! ^_^

I wish I had the ability to teleport.
DeathxThexKidCR
Granted. But everytime you teleport, it'll be completely random. Meaning that you could end inside a whale's stomach and then die.

I wish I had the ability to stop the time whenever I want.
OsuMe65
granted but you'll end up stuck in the door after time resumes

i wish i have a pencil
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but the pencil suddenly jumps up at you and stabs your eye.

I wish I could just do what I want this weekend.
Ceph23
Granted. But the consequences of not doing what you have to will haunt you forever.

I wish for a better genie
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