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Wojjan

Zeraphlol wrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I wont forget this Zeraph you just made a very big mistake. Ill have you know I finished my classes, and Im the top seal in the ocean. My dads also the largest man in the world and I can bench press 20 sniper rifles. My family is three cops and prepares for every storm, and our IP is connected to the satellite network of the United States Broadcasting Company through modem and "clever" internet.

also: continue posting spiderman.

EDIT: actually if the very next post does not contain spiderman I will bury this thread.
Ayu
fuck gimme a spiderman thing wojjan's edit ninja'd me



thread saved credits to cheesiest
Zeraph

Wojjan wrote:

I wont forget this Zeraph you just made a very big mistake. Ill have you know I finished my classes, and Im the top seal in the ocean. My dads also the largest man in the world and I can bench press 20 sniper rifles. My family is three cops and prepares for every storm, and our IP is connected to the satellite network of the United States Broadcasting Company through modem and "clever" internet.

also: continue posting spiderman.

EDIT: actually if the very next post does not contain spiderman I will bury this thread.


ayu not even posting the right spiderman images.
mfw.
Topic Starter
Asagi Mutsuki


yay
AmberLynx
GladiOol
mathexpert
dNextGen

Zeraphlol wrote:

Wojjan wrote:

I wont forget this Zeraph you just made a very big mistake. Ill have you know I finished my classes, and Im the top seal in the ocean. My dads also the largest man in the world and I can bench press 20 sniper rifles. My family is three cops and prepares for every storm, and our IP is connected to the satellite network of the United States Broadcasting Company through modem and "clever" internet.

also: continue posting spiderman.

EDIT: actually if the very next post does not contain spiderman I will bury this thread.


ayu not even posting the right spiderman images.
mfw.
this is offensive
Shohei Ohtani
uh oh
Kanye West
yeah fuck you guys and your offensives

Zeraph
Birdy
Zeraph

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Ayu
Kanye West
Zeraph
Azer
mfw this thread
Topic Starter
Asagi Mutsuki

Azer wrote:

mfw this thread
Wojjan

cdhsausageboy wrote:

Azer wrote:

mfw this thread
I am glad you adapt well. Rejoice.

izzydemon
Awoo-
izzydemon
have you ever considered renaming this topic to "post pictures of spiderman giving a fuck"
Topic Starter
Asagi Mutsuki
Magnolia
chox_old

beware!
oh shi-
wrong thread
Kanye West

chox wrote:


beware!
oh shi-
wrong thread
Topic Starter
Asagi Mutsuki

chox wrote:


beware!
oh shi-
wrong thread
Sleepy Tori
mathexpert

snlrocks wrote:

Sleepy Tori

mathexpert9981 wrote:

snlrocks wrote:


T^T
Topic Starter
Asagi Mutsuki

snlrocks wrote:


T^T
Zeraph
you guys fucking killed it.
rip shit thread/10
Kanye West

Zeraphlol wrote:

you guys fucking killed it.
rip shit thread/10
Bweh
Shohei Ohtani
Topic Starter
Asagi Mutsuki

CDFA wrote:



Shohei Ohtani


i happen to be an expert in MS paint.
Topic Starter
Asagi Mutsuki

CDFA wrote:



i happen to be an expert in MS paint.
Oh I happened to be the opposite.

Zeraph


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