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foulcoon
osu! Alumni
1,384 posts
Joined July 2008
foulcoon
When the fit was over: "Gentlemen," said the landlord, "I clearly see that you are strangers.

and then the quote continues but i don't know if I should finish it bro
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old

Zelda wrote:

If you typed that quote out exactly as it is written in your book, I think you should teach the author proper English.
I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire; it’s rather excrutiatingly apt that you will use it to gain the reducto absurdum of all human experience which can fit your individual needs no better than it fitted his or his father’s. - The SOund and the Fury, William Faulkner

Yep, needs to teach the author proper English.
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
"Kubizek ei kaiken kaikkiaan ole vakuuttava niissä kohden, joissa hän käsittelee Hitlerin antisemitismin varhaisia merkkejä."

"In the end, Kubizek is not assuring in the parts where he addresses the earlier signs of Hitler's anti-semitism."

This is going to be very interesting.
2211178
2211178
While working for the CIA he became a double agent for another country, and it seems he paid a high price for his perfidy.

So this means I'll pay for being disloyal to my girlfriend(boyfriend)?
That won't work on me, cause I'm not gonna have any companions regardless of the gender.
Still, considering the sentence comes from a dictionary, it's pretty interesting.
Flanster
5,938 posts
Joined August 2010
Flanster
Мапване на устройство в Windows Me или Windows 98 SE
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Flanster
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Joined August 2010
Flanster
screw you Wojjan.

was a pain to type all that
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Topic Starter
Wojjan
I just use phonetic typing from google translate for my cyrillic :'(
gYcor
8 posts
Joined July 2012
gYcor
"Dann streckte er sich, umfasste ihren Nacken und küsste sie innig, während er nach der Seife griff und sich bereit machte, sie sehr, sehr gründlich zu waschen."

must be something like:
"Then he had a stretch, cupped her neck and kissed her deep, while he grabed the soap und prepared himself to wash her very, very thoroughly."

sounds interesting :D
FrzR
2,237 posts
Joined October 2012
FrzR
Facebook.

Seems legit. XD
Yarissa
587 posts
Joined September 2010
Yarissa
"However, due to its complexity this method may not be suitable for everybody so has been included primarily for historical reasons."

Kinky shit.
Jenny
2,200 posts
Joined November 2010
Jenny
In case manga does count...

BAMM
(First real sentence is "Sato, could you please hold my hand?")

  • (Welcome to the NHK 02)
Yafutsufa
98 posts
Joined January 2012
Yafutsufa
"The time limit is at midnight"

hm...... i guess it`s okay....???
mathexpert
1,699 posts
Joined March 2011
mathexpert

Yafutsufa wrote:

"The time limit is at midnight"

hm...... i guess it`s okay....???
quick, you better find a girl before midnight or else you will be a virgin forever.
Jenny
2,200 posts
Joined November 2010
Jenny
Better be virgin than a dick :V

  • (seriously, what's up with all the people needing to get laid that badly?)
Hitoshirenu Shourai
osu! Alumni
990 posts
Here since the beginning
Hitoshirenu Shourai
Lolth's Egg: This catapult (or trebuchet) bursts open on impact, sending tendrils of sticky webbing in all directions, just as if a web spell had been cast centered on the stone's hit location.

Take what you will from this. >_>

(Book: Dungeons & Dragons Stronghold Builder's Guidebook)
Yafutsufa
98 posts
Joined January 2012
Yafutsufa

mathexpert9981 wrote:

Yafutsufa wrote:

"The time limit is at midnight"

hm...... i guess it`s okay....???
quick, you better find a girl before midnight or else you will be a virgin forever.
YES MASTER THEN I SHALL GO FIND SOME GIRL AND RAPE THEM 8-) 8-) 8-)
ixsq
65 posts
Joined July 2012
ixsq
"Although he had promised to investigate the murder, two weeks had passed and he hadn't even looked at the file."

Sounds promising.
Clawsmash
53 posts
Joined June 2010
Clawsmash
"When the guest list was set, his subordinates arranged Guild passage to bring the invited Landsraad representatives to Kaitain."

So I'm creating a guild for fucks and some people come and i fuck them.

OMG GUYS GOOD NEWS YEY! \(^_^)/

also, the book was Dune.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
"Me miró extrañado, pero yo sostuve su mirada con ingenuidad."

Judging from that sentence, I'm looking at a man.

I guess I'll go gay and go out with the first guy I have a starting contest with.

Edit: The book was "The Tunnel" by Ernesto Sabato.
[Maid] NekoRyo
720 posts
Joined December 2012
[Maid] NekoRyo
"what are you looking at"

xD...
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
^fuck, you got it good
ZeroEightOne
240 posts
Joined August 2011
ZeroEightOne
It's science book

P69

Mass and weight
The weight of an object is the force of gravity on the object.
WTF??!! BOOM!
WishfulFiction
9 posts
Joined June 2012
WishfulFiction
All caves begin with rain
time keeper

Never even read this book
awp
osu! Alumni
11,869 posts
Here since the beginning
awp
There are still no books near me. The nearest book is a book full of sheet music.
Potato
34 posts
Joined June 2010
Potato
"HT Incoming/ Outgoing Link Width"


MSI 760GM-P34 (FX)/ 760GM-P24 (FX)/ 760GM-P22 (FX) User guide...

-Sigh-
WishfulFiction
9 posts
Joined June 2012
WishfulFiction

Potato wrote:

"HT Incoming/ Outgoing Link Width"


MSI 760GM-P34 (FX)/ 760GM-P24 (FX)/ 760GM-P22 (FX) User guide...

-Sigh-
Robot gf in your future
Hanyuu
2,223 posts
Joined February 2009
Hanyuu
Arai raised his head. His voice was thoughly calm.

:shock:
Tsukimi Luna
726 posts
Joined July 2010
Tsukimi Luna
(Edexcel AS and A Level Modular Mathematics : Further Pure Mathemathics 2)
Page 89
The equation am^2 + bm + c = 0 is called the auxillary equation, and if m is a root of the auxillary equation then y = Ae^mx is a solution of the Differential Equation a(d^2y/dx^2) + b (dy/dx) + cy = 0

Am i going to use this in real life?
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West

Yuu-Chii wrote:

(Edexcel AS and A Level Modular Mathematics : Further Pure Mathemathics 2)
Page 89
The equation am^2 + bm + c = 0 is called the auxillary equation, and if m is a root of the auxillary equation then y = Ae^mx is a solution of the Differential Equation a(d^2y/dx^2) + b (dy/dx) + cy = 0

Am i going to use this in real life?
Probably not but it's not that difficult.
Arkuski
36 posts
Joined December 2012
Arkuski
"You are very kind."

Well I have a wife, so I guess she'll be nicer to me?
Baron Nefarious
108 posts
Joined April 2012
Baron Nefarious
I have perceived to be with those that I like is enough,
To stop in company with the rest at evening is enough,
To be surrounded by beautiful, curious, breathing, laughing flesh is enough. . .
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old

Baron Nefarious wrote:

I have perceived to be with those that I like is enough,
To stop in company with the rest at evening is enough,
To be surrounded by beautiful, curious, breathing, laughing flesh is enough. . .
Walt Whitman?

The reason why I had a "Walt Whitman" attitude is the reason I broke up with my gf you know....... :o
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Baron Nefarious
108 posts
Joined April 2012
Baron Nefarious
I don't know. I could use Google but eh... It was an excerpt used as an example in Strunk & White's Elements of Style.
reigi_old
16 posts
Joined June 2012
reigi_old
It doesn't have page 69. wut do I do?! :?
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

reigi wrote:

It doesn't have page 69. wut do I do?! :?
The nearest book to that book
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Topic Starter
Wojjan

reigi wrote:

It doesn't have page 69. wut do I do?! :?
casual
gurodoll_old
254 posts
Joined August 2011
gurodoll_old
'Lots of women are unhappy, so they console themselves with delusions.'
Stikki
8 posts
Joined January 2013
Stikki
Phonebook o7, on the first Page is an Advertisment for Pizza ^w^
Moriya Suwako
269 posts
Joined June 2011
Moriya Suwako
Oh my nearest book is sheet music...then,I'll open my nearest novel book..."Did you happen to go into the gallery that night?"
Gosh,how can that be!
Cuddlebun
965 posts
Joined August 2008
Cuddlebun

Apex wrote:

Baron Nefarious wrote:

I have perceived to be with those that I like is enough,
To stop in company with the rest at evening is enough,
To be surrounded by beautiful, curious, breathing, laughing flesh is enough. . .
Walt Whitman?

The reason why I had a "Walt Whitman" attitude is the reason I broke up with my gf you know....... :o

no you broke up with your "girlfriend" because you are a gigantic selfabsorbed fagatron



Photoelectric interactions are more likely to occur if the x-ray photon's energy is greater than, but close to, the binding energy of the electron.

aw yeah gettin' some interactions with some d
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