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Tempo Trainee
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blue pen
seven inches deep in my leg
survival 05%
DAFUQ :cry:
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Rhythm Incarnate
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Stabbed by a PS2 box (WTF) 1 inch deep in my ankle, I have 74% chance of survival

Stabbed by a PS2 box
HOW
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Combo Commander
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Impaled with Blue mug 25 centimeters throught my leg, 13% chance of surviving :/
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Cymbal Sounder
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Stabbed by a gymnastics ball
1 inch deep in my cheek
18% chanche of survival
F*ck my Life :cry:
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Tempo Trainee
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Guys. I'm loosing so much blood. I was playing Brawl with my Gamecube controller when this random stranger burst through the door, grabbed
my GC controller, and shoved it right into my cheekbone. I went to the doctor. He looked at the paper, shook his head, and told me that it was plowed
10" in, and that I would only have a 30% chance of living.

Then he looked up, smiled, and told me the good news. If I did survive, I could Brawl with my face.

High fives anyone?
"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh... it is morphing time!"
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Rhythm Incarnate
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So a blue feather is going to be stabbed 11 inches into my chin with a 66% chance of survival?

How fucked am I? Sexually.
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Tempo Trainee
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I literally had to go around my room and search for the first blue item I touched today...
when I realized I had nothing, I just touched my camera for this.

A blue camera is going to be stabbed 11 inches into my hand and my chance of survival is 76%
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excuse me, i'm a weeaboo.
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Rhythm Incarnate
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I have just been stabbed with my logbook
9 inches deep, in my hands.
59% survival chance...

logbook
logbook
logbook

Just how??
I don't know if I should quit now or not, but no matter what happens, I still like this game.
http://ask.fm/Anzonii Go ahead and ask me a question. =w=
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Rhythm Incarnate
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I have just been stabbed with my book
9 inches deed, in my eyes.
12% survival chance...

o3o
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Combo Commander
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Bingeul Bingeul wrote:
blue pen
seven inches deep in my leg
survival 05%
DAFUQ :cry:


At least you got stabbed by something that is stabable... -_-

Stabbed by my wrist pad (essentially, a bean bag type thing that my wrist sits on when my right hand is on my mouse), three inches deep, in my chin with 4% chance of survival....
Whaaaaaaaaaat... o_O

...Nice knowing you all...
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Rhythm Incarnate
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gym shorts

not going to bother
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stabbed with a folder (the kind that holds paper)
1 inch deep
in my leg
58% chance of survival

so theres a 42% chance ill die of a papercut......
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Beatmap Appreciation Team
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roommate gone for training, gonna be alone for 1 month, meh

a mouse stabbed in my leg, sound weird
'Where's my apple?'

其实是老变态.
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Combo Commander
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you know you're fucked up when everything stabs you
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"I hope I satisfy 2 women as much as 2 women satisfy"
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Cymbal Sounder
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I now have a five inch deep wound in my hip dealt to me by a blanket. The doctors tell me that I only have an 11% chance of survival.

I also get to eat 1.81 kgs of stir-fried lamp with a headset. Luckily, I get to drink water.
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