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Rena-chan wrote:
You have just been stabbed with the last blue item you touched.
The month you were born is how many inches deep, and the last body part you touched is where.
The last two digits of your phone number are your percentage survival chance.

So now tell me, exactly how fucked are you ?


Analysis: Stabbed by a pillow 1 inch deep in the wrist with a 0% chance of survival.

Level of Fuck: Death by sensitive pleasure to the wrist. Looking forward to it :)


Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.

You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????


Analysis: I am forced to eat a ~1.72kg raw mixed berries & apple crumble pie, and I will be using my nipple as my cutlery. LOL da fuck? And Coca Cola will be my drink for the meal.

Level of fuck: Since it's raw, this is equivalent to pouring a fruity sauce on any part of the body and licking off of it. So it's fine ;3 ... WAIT NO, IT'S MY BODY! Fucked.
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Forced to eat a 1.75kg cup with a pendrive and a bottle of hand sanitizer as my drink.

wtf
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Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.

You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????


1.8 kg of raw Cheerios boxes with milk and a spoon

Not fucked at all
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My hair is black and I don't know what to say.

Raw is grey by the way.
To the OT/GD:

Don't blame me for saying wrong shit. I'm a Chinese and you are from different continents.


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I have to eat 1.8 Kgs of Stir-Fried Curry Powder, using my 3DS. I have to have a bottle of instant coffee to wash it down.

On the bright side at least it's edible, just really really dry.

1.70kg of raw smartphone with a spoon, and washed down with bottle of Blackcurrant and Aloe Vera juice

Fucking hell that's expensive
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My hair is black and I don't know what to say.

Raw is grey by the way.

I'm sure that if we had to type out every such post so people like you could understand them, peppy would run out of server space.
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Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.

You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????


A cooked pickle which I shall eat with my pen. Oh, and I'm drinking a sprite.

Doesn't seem too bad?
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Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.

You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????

im forced to eat a 1,6 KG raw bed using my glasses and soap for my drink :<
im dead Dx
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Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.

You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????

1,8 kilograms of stir-fried pillow, fan as cutlery, drinking oil.
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~1,78 kilograms of stir-fried aftershave, waterbottle for cutlery, drinking coke.

sounds toxic.
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Gotta eat 1.8kg of French Fries, stirfried, using my SPOON as cutlery (i don't see why I would use it) and to wash it down with Sprite.

Not fucked at all. :>

however i might get fat
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Blue wristband. 1 inch deep on my wrist. 91% chance of survival.

Like a boss.
Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.
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My blue item is always the dang mousemat. I am never fucked.
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i think umineko is a pretty cool guy, eh desires beatrice and doesn't afraid of anything

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Mouse has stabbed my face (cheek) 1 inches deep with a 01% chance of survival.... Why does my phone # have to end with 01? XD
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Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.

You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????

uu~

I have to eat 1,6kg of books, it's raw, the clutery is a pen (not a tablet pen :v), and a soda.

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