So I have a dead corpse in my house for a straight 2 days now and it's starting to smell. I already wrapped the corpse in my rice bag. In front of my house, there is a swamp with tall grass around it and over the left is a plantation with a small pond. So where should I dump the body?
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How about you ask your local police office. They're usually pretty helpful and are 100% willing to help you out!
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That's a good idea john. But sadly, the contract says to not tell the local authorities. If anybody else has better ideas then I'm all ears.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh keep it in your rice bag, thanks
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"Mom! There's a dead body in our house, what should we do?"kai99 wrote:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh keep it in your rice bag, thanks
"Oh just leave it be! Let it reek all over the house and we will die from some alien disease."
Your advice in a nutshell.
Uhh, why don't you just eat it?
Guaranteed no one can find it. Although the bones will be a problem
Don't worry
Send them to me and I'll deal with them after your payment is made
My Address: 371 College street, Palmerston North, New Zealand
Guaranteed no one can find it. Although the bones will be a problem
Don't worry
Send them to me and I'll deal with them after your payment is made
My Address: 371 College street, Palmerston North, New Zealand
uhh but rice bags are supposed to fix everything right
well then rip sandwich
so basically your sandwich=corpse?
so basically your sandwich=corpse?
please leave this place at once