Lately I've been pondering about what high quality trashposting is.
I've come up with a general idea, you know?
It's like.. a post that's written aesthetically and alluringly but has no meaning.
Just like the main thread of "ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting".
This thread provides great example to what our writings here should look like;
let us put our attention to the glorious use of linguistics in the thread aforementioned.
So.. what's the point of this thread, you ask.
Nothing, nor can I write like the above.
lel
#MakeOTGreatAgain
I've come up with a general idea, you know?
It's like.. a post that's written aesthetically and alluringly but has no meaning.
Just like the main thread of "ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting".
This thread provides great example to what our writings here should look like;
let us put our attention to the glorious use of linguistics in the thread aforementioned.
Truly attractive, pleasing, alluring, delightful, appealing, heavenly, stunning, irresistible, graceful, elegant, exquisite, aesthetic, artistic, decorative, magnificent, divine, beauteous, comely, ostentatious, and absolutely splendiferous.Wojjan wrote:
*** Wojjan returns. The key she holds is labeled "SOLVTION" in bright, romanized letters. ***
"We both know, my dear, that the dead will only turn restless when you lock the nether realm. One can not kill that which has no life."
*** dkun sits in his throne, cross-armed, and staring cross-eyed at the document she had proffered him. ***
"What do you propose, then? And what am I looking at?"
"A talisman. A ward used to fend off death, but not the dead. I found it fitting, here, to use as stationary."
"Then I assume these scribblings are you idea of rules, my liege?"
*** Wojjan giggles childishly. ***
*** dkun gets up, and stabs the talisman with his glaive, pinning it to the wall in the same swing. ***
"Listen up, you lot. Things are going to change around here now. Deal with it."
So.. what's the point of this thread, you ask.
Nothing, nor can I write like the above.
lel
#MakeOTGreatAgain
