Granted, but you're not on fire,nothing is on fire.
You suck.

I wish to be an astronaught.

Granted. You made your own sign that says "I'm an astronaught", but no one takes you serious since 'astronaught' doesn't mean anything.

Granted, Harmony is changed into a small girl and killed by a mugger who was too hot and you *spack*

I wish that "was too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth" is now a mini-meme.

Granted













sike

I wish 3 more wishes

Granted but you can only wish for dirt

I wish my favorite color is blue

Granted, now you're animask


I wish to be animask also.

Granted, you are now overall hated in secrecy for using unreadable colours

I wish for dirt.
I wish for dirt.
I wish for dirt.

Granted, but you'll have to eat dirt for breakfast every day.
Granted, but you'll have to swim in the dirt three times a day.
Granted, but you'll have to marry the dirt in space wearing a silly-looking hat.

I wish for a perfectly fine hamburger and a side effect.

The hamburger was too fine(oooweeeeoooo~) and you can't bring yourself to eat it.

I want to beeeeeeeee~ your SLEDGEHAMMER!

Granted, you place a ton of bees on my sledgehammer. Then they sting you.

I wish I accidentally too hot and you burned your tongue and the rest of your mouth.

I wish for a better meme to be invented here.

Granted, your wish was too sharp and you cut your tongue and the rest of your mouth

I wish for something. Anything really.

Granted, it's a delicious pie. However, I already ate most of it.

I wish you lost The Game.

Granted, but for mentioning The Game you are an enormous idiot, and you have also lost The Game. But the previous is worse

I wish I would be about 10 cm taller, without any nasty side effects, nor with any effect on the people and environment surrounding me.

You grow a fro...you look like an idiot.

I'll have what she's having.

I wish my fro was on fire.