i wish i had a pair of sunglasses

Granted but you are damned to spend the rest of your life in the basement without any light except that from your computer.

I wish I hadn't, and could never have, any ability to help people but kill them.

Granted, 10/10 but your name is now the name you hate most.

I wish I knew how to play osu! better.

Granted, but I destroyed your tablet pen/mouse

I wish I can be like a loli like Kud ;w;

granted you get old man goin after you

i wish for my keyboard not moving anyomret

Granted, but your tyops become so atrocious that nobody can ever understand what you say.

I wish to never get bored this summer.

Granted, isn't boring but miserable.

I wish for clarification on what's happening on anything under the sun.

Granted. But you will hear evrything without being able to control what u want to hear or see

I wish i was 10 years old again so I can go to elementary school

Granted, but all the little kids start to make fun of you <3

I wish that I can be an onee-chan for 10-year-old Yuu-Chii~

Granted, but you're 40.
I wish for a peach colored striped shirt and Dallas Cowboys slippers like the ones I have.

Granted. But you will lost it anyway..

I wish that something special happens.

Granted, but you'll be the only one absent to that event for mysterious reasons.

I wish I were not cursed

Granted, but your life will be too boring afterwards for having too many blessings.

I wish I have a new PC.

Granted, but it doesn't have a VGA card

I wish for your freedom!