that's not a dinosaur about to fucking decapitate you, that's just an animatronic
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that's not just an animatronic, that's a robot from the 90's.
That’s not a robot from the 90’s, it’s Hatsune Miku
That's not Hatsune Miku, it's an actual living, breathing female Homo sapien!
It's not an actual living, breathing female Homo sapien, it's 3DPD.
That's not a 3DPD. It's a sentient organism of a feminine nature with a physical figure that's biologically better suited as a partner instead of the drawings we obsess over.
It's that's not a sentient organism of a feminine nature with a physical figure that's biologically better suited as a partner instead of the drawings we obsess over, it's a Homo sapiens whose DNA consists of two "X" chromosomes, which gives the Homo sapiens the qualities of a higher tone of voice, a shorter stature, and other features we describe as "feminine" compared to Homo sapiens whose DNA consists of exactly one "X" and one "Y" chromosome; and which, by the nature of Homo sapiens, is imperfect and is prone to making mistakes that displease a fraction of other Homo sapiens which prefer flawless female Homo sapiens of our own creation that only exist inside the animated realm and are flawless in every way.
that's not a homo sapien whose DNA consists of two "X" chromosomes, which gives the Homo sapiens the qualities of a higher tone of voice, a shorter stature, and other features we describe as "feminine" compared to Homo sapiens whose DNA consists of exactly one "X" and one "Y" chromosome; and which, by the nature of Homo sapiens, is imperfect and is prone to making mistakes that displease a fraction of other Homo sapiens which prefer flawless female Homo sapiens of our own creation that only exist inside the animated realm and are flawless in every way, that's a flawless japanese girl.
That's not a flawless japanese girl, that's just a 2d drawing made by a man.
You know, we could go at this all day.
That's not just a 2d drawing made by a man, she's my wife!
That's not just a 2d drawing made by a man, she's my wife!
That's not your wife, that's your mother.
That’s not your mother, that’s your sister
That's not your trap brother, that's your uhhh *ahem* futa tomboy sister.
that’s not your *ahem* futa tomboy sister, it’s yuhaii
Yo what the fuck is happening here
That's not yuhaii, that's an overly realistic dakimakura!
That's not yuhaii, that's an overly realistic dakimakura!
That's not an overly realistic dakimakura, that's your best friend!
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Thats not your best freind that's a hobo that just snuck in to your house to steal some food but somehow got caught while stealing your food.
Thats not your best freind that's a hobo that just snuck in to your house to steal some food but somehow got caught while stealing your food.
That's not your best friend that's a hobo that just snuck in to your house to steal some food but somehow got caught while stealing your food, that's a deliveroo guy!
that's not a deliveroo guy, that's a guy dressed for halloween too early!
that's not a guy dressed for halloween too early, that's tesco, stocking the shelves full of christmas-related items in september!
That's not tesco, stocking the shelves full of christmas-related items in september, that's my first map!
That's not my first map, that's where my first mistake took place!
That's not where my first mistake took place, that's getting spammed with notifications by discord!
That's not getting spammed with notifications on Discord, that's getting some messages from pretty cool people from pretty cool servers!
That's not getting some messages from pretty cool people from pretty cool servers, that's being idle on osu! for a long time!
That's not being idle on osu! for a long time, that's just me lurking around the local osu! forums!
That's not you lurking around the local osu! forums, that's a skeleton trying to learn the default dance in the corner!
That's not a skeleton trying to learn the default dance in the corner, that's just a very awkward and fidgety skeleton in an undesirable social situation!
That's not a very awkward and fidgety skeleton in an undesirable social situation, that's just a decayed body using their ribcage as a xylophone
That's not just a decayed body using their ribcage as a xylophone, that's a wandering soul with a taste for music!
that's not a wandering soul with a taste for music, that's a miserable emo skeleton!
that's not a miserable emo skeleton, that's my manifested calcium!
that is not your manifested calcium, that is your glass of milk!
That's not their glass of milk, it's a white cylinder!
that's not a white cylinder, that's a rock headed to crush us all!
that is not a rock... that is an asteroid, and it is about to hit us at full speed!
That’s not an asteroid, that’s toe stub coming at you at 20 mph
that's not toe stub coming at me at 20 mph, that's my old joke!
That's not an old joke, it's a dead meme!