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grind your face, fingertips, genetalia and feet off, then roast you in a fire
i call it the burnie sander
i call it the burnie sander
Your head should be gone. It should be asleep, hopefully. So I'm going to be weird and strange. I need you, genuinely. Question, question, question, question, question, question-- I don't care. You can crush your head. That is one of my best friend's D. Here's the thing about D. You just, there's-- you just need a D. I mean, literally die. That was the coolest thing ever.
yeet you into a black hole
rip their smug face off and tear their mouth apart owo
I'll leave them to decay after incinerating them and having their limbs and joints torn off.
Tritium poisoning,
Both with H3
And the song by memme
Both with H3
And the song by memme
Release a toxin which will cause his body to attack itself. He will die a slow slow death.
take that expectatious spoilerbox in their sig and bash their head in to a pulp, until there's nothing left
not even the skull
not even the skull
no u them and torture them with water bondage tied to an anchor
Have Meah give them terminal cancer as Meah bombards them with shitposts.
A happy death.
...Probably.
A happy death.
...Probably.
megalul:put him on a machine that kills him painless and slowly and make him watch cops hitting other cops on a theater screen and he is stuck to the seat
Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
This seems gruesome wtf LOL
I'd probably choose poison, I wouldn't want to kill someone directly ><
I'd probably choose poison, I wouldn't want to kill someone directly ><
Achromalia wrote:
Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
oof.Kirika wrote:
This seems gruesome wtf
im just imaginative.
uhhh i guess I'll just envision you motionless on the ground, having bled out from a single bullet to the heart.
break their skull so that it resembles your profile pic. you'll probably bleed and die in the process tbh.
(also Ryoid what is your Discord? You disabled PMs...)
(also Ryoid what is your Discord? You disabled PMs...)
Extremely loud microphone feedback that causes their head to split open.
Drug them, put them in a black van, run over as many speedbumps as humanly possible, then aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
Lodge two greasy kebab skewers up their nostrils and tell them to breathe in.
...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.[ - Jax - ] wrote:
aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
oh fuck it's rook hi
uhhhhhhhhhhhh--
I'd let you listen to a future music playlist of songs in "rate the music of the above user's post!", as you are tied to a conveyer belt danganronpa-style waiting to be crushed by 40 tons of compact avian bones.
Serenade to them...off-key... before carving off their ears to make a delicious stew.
oof that's kinda brutal, an uncomfortable/creepy and painful way to die. hell yeah xDRook wrote:
Serenade to them...off-key... before carving off their ears to make a delicious stew.
i can actually imagine this happening, this creepy, hauntingly beautiful serenade, akin to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHaPLJmZNI
I'd have you carried off about 22,000 ft into the air with tons of cranes, only to be hit by a short-distance commercial aircraft.
the same as always why?DJ Enetro wrote:
(also Ryoid what is your Discord? You disabled PMs...)
OT: i skin him alive : )
I'd drown you in a pool of cyanide, encased by 8 foot tall walls.
Ryoid wrote:
the same as always why?
1. I left OT + the OT News Discord because I think it made me into a worse person.
2. Looking for friends from Indo to talk to while I’m here.
OT: overwhelm him with PIU until he dies from exhaustion
now that's just insult to injury with my shit lung capacity and nonexistent stamina.DJ Enetro wrote:
overwhelm him with PIU until he dies from exhaustion
I'd fit you into an immobile mecha suit that acts as a bronze bull, boiling you as the suit is slowly descending into a large stratovolcano.
1. Gunshots to the heart, legs, and arms.
2. Freeze his body parts, to as low a temperature as possible for 24 hours.
3. Burn the result.
2. Freeze his body parts, to as low a temperature as possible for 24 hours.
3. Burn the result.
overkill. my body is rather weak, one shot to the heart is plenty.DJ Enetro wrote:
1. Gunshots to the heart, legs, and arms.
2. Freeze his body parts, to as low a temperature as possible for 24 hours.
3. Burn the result.
Have a fair one on one fight with no weapons in an empty room. It'd be too close for comfort, sure, as im weak and can be stunned or knocked out by only a couple successive hits, but I tend to killshot anyone by nature, as i hear from classmates. I go for vital spots with highly variable damage, high agility, and moderate defensive capabilities with low health. think of playing touhou. that's my fighting style.
Achromalia wrote:
i can actually imagine this happening, this creepy, hauntingly beautiful serenade, akin to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHaPLJmZNI
Lol I got chills.
Tell them they have to headbang during a speedcore concert otherwise all threads on Off-Topic get deleted.